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NJ
Spin the truth, Destroy!
NJ
Spin the truth, Destroy!
a new boy...brought me coffee beans just because I mentioned being out...
November 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
a new boy...brought me coffee beans just because I mentioned being out...
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doctor: you have 4 hours and 58 minutes left to live
me:
me:
November 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
doctor: you have 4 hours and 58 minutes left to live
me:
me:
just opened Hevy with the intention of going to lift today. The last time I logged something was 9 months ago.
November 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
just opened Hevy with the intention of going to lift today. The last time I logged something was 9 months ago.
My people pleasing tendency is that I must get healthcare support staff to love me.
November 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
My people pleasing tendency is that I must get healthcare support staff to love me.
This is a weird take to me bc it has no artificial flavors. Like baby that’s just what chilis etc taste like
A hill I’ll die on: buffalo sauce is terrible, it’s so artificially flavored 😭
November 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
This is a weird take to me bc it has no artificial flavors. Like baby that’s just what chilis etc taste like
I know he doesn’t love me but I’m deluding myself that it’s because he doesn’t know me
well enough. 😭
well enough. 😭
November 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I know he doesn’t love me but I’m deluding myself that it’s because he doesn’t know me
well enough. 😭
well enough. 😭
They can be a little evil but they look amazing
November 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
They can be a little evil but they look amazing
Don’t talk to me. I’m busy fantasizing about how to be a more effective corporate slave boy
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Don’t talk to me. I’m busy fantasizing about how to be a more effective corporate slave boy
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My statement on the proposed Senate deal
November 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
My statement on the proposed Senate deal
Hookup du jour told me to trim my bush 😭
November 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Hookup du jour told me to trim my bush 😭
This would fix me today!
I need ya'll to live closer so we can hang out on gloomy sundays and order food, watch movies and play some games.
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
This would fix me today!
I love to tell myself stuff like “ok we’re gonna go sober for a little bit. Except alcohol, and weed” ok never mind bitch
November 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I love to tell myself stuff like “ok we’re gonna go sober for a little bit. Except alcohol, and weed” ok never mind bitch
S/o to the girl very badly karaoking “sympathy is a knife” rn
November 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
S/o to the girl very badly karaoking “sympathy is a knife” rn
In the win son autonomous zone
November 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
In the win son autonomous zone
There’s granola and there’s eating a Lara bar in a Brooklyn warehouse and they are NOT the same
November 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
There’s granola and there’s eating a Lara bar in a Brooklyn warehouse and they are NOT the same
Heart to break is one of the greatest songs of our generation
November 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Heart to break is one of the greatest songs of our generation
I lowkey need a stylist and separately also a personal trainer. Opportunity to make a mid guy famous. Inquire within
November 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I lowkey need a stylist and separately also a personal trainer. Opportunity to make a mid guy famous. Inquire within
Missing Miami
November 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Missing Miami
And just like that you can go from watching music videos with your crew to watching them alone
November 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
And just like that you can go from watching music videos with your crew to watching them alone
Ok but on god what the fuck story is Rosalia telling please tell me
November 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Ok but on god what the fuck story is Rosalia telling please tell me
Taking a sartorial risk today pls pray
November 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Taking a sartorial risk today pls pray
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you’re a L-EYE-R and a M-AH-LIH-SHUS, DES-PICK-UH-BUHL PERH-SEHN.
November 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
you’re a L-EYE-R and a M-AH-LIH-SHUS, DES-PICK-UH-BUHL PERH-SEHN.
My one word about Lux is Cinematic.
November 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
My one word about Lux is Cinematic.
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It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points
November 7, 2025 at 12:02 PM
It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points
Going to aggressively make my week worse by having half a ciggie
November 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Going to aggressively make my week worse by having half a ciggie