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@xanaxmarks.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈, transit opinion haver
NJ
Spin the truth, Destroy!
Drag Race will be back in a few months so I can stop learning about people I meet and instead just argue about RPDR! 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
miles teller on SNL...you have no charisma, you are not America's next top drag queen
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
im sorry I looked at the pic you posted and immediately imagined what your hole might look like. I will try not to do it again
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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say what you will about tom sandoval but he would take dwts so seriously if he ever got the call, he would be mainlining cocaine for 2 months straight to make sure he got that paso doble right
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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MM = Onika
WW = burgers
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I can't stop thinking about that post about how looking at fit guys online is ruining OPs life
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
the format of that table being word default triggered me
NEWS

The IRS is suing GOP Senator Jim Justice and his wife saying they owe more than $5 million in back taxes.
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 PM
world stop fr
11 years ago today, Beyoncé released “7/11.”
November 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
its 11 am, have you lüftenmaxxed yet bros
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Leon Thomas reacts to fans fighting at his show:

“I got no songs that warrant this”
November 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
low-key changed my life. I own the deluxe version. I PAID for it in iTunes
14 years ago today, One Direction released ‘Up All Night.’
November 18, 2025 at 12:21 PM
the case for [[redacted]] Brett Stephens
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
watching Confessions of a Shopaholic for the first time and just constantly converting 2009 dollars to 2025 dollars to assess if I am doing better or worse than the butts of the jokes.
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
can a 30 year old have a sugar daddy?
November 17, 2025 at 12:47 PM
its funny to me that I know no fewer than 3 hispanic gay men with tuxedo cats like is that not an oddly specific category?
November 17, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I can already feel that I will not want to interact with my coworkers this week
November 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
cooking up some opinions on pluribus
November 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I need to start being a little more insane with the things I say
November 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
a new boy...brought me coffee beans just because I mentioned being out...
November 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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doctor: you have 4 hours and 58 minutes left to live

me:
November 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
just opened Hevy with the intention of going to lift today. The last time I logged something was 9 months ago.
November 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM