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Jackie O. had one just like it. 24.
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Mikey 🕺
@blitheringmikey.bsky.social
· Nov 12
i decided that if i were ever going to post on this app, the first one had to be of the best photo i’ve ever taken
call me old fashioned but i don’t like pets in the grocery store.
January 15, 2026 at 5:10 PM
call me old fashioned but i don’t like pets in the grocery store.
blonde girl with the Acme Scarf Dupe who bodychecked me on Bedford Avenue, your days are numbered.
January 15, 2026 at 3:42 PM
blonde girl with the Acme Scarf Dupe who bodychecked me on Bedford Avenue, your days are numbered.
oomf said i’m like if a twunk was a science experiment petri dish because of all the different liquids i put into my body…
January 14, 2026 at 4:28 PM
oomf said i’m like if a twunk was a science experiment petri dish because of all the different liquids i put into my body…
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cuz Cinderella’s got to go
September 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
cuz Cinderella’s got to go
28 year old manager and i are bonding over “Stateside + Zara Larsson”
January 13, 2026 at 8:19 PM
28 year old manager and i are bonding over “Stateside + Zara Larsson”
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Since 2023, ABBA has slipped from my Top 5 Artists on Spotify and i haven’t been able to forgive myself.
January 13, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Since 2023, ABBA has slipped from my Top 5 Artists on Spotify and i haven’t been able to forgive myself.
when people say one thing, they often mean another... like how when i say, “i read somewhere” what i really mean is “a 13-year old girl on tiktok told me”
January 13, 2026 at 4:32 PM
when people say one thing, they often mean another... like how when i say, “i read somewhere” what i really mean is “a 13-year old girl on tiktok told me”
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a tramp stamp that says puss puss 97
January 13, 2026 at 10:14 AM
a tramp stamp that says puss puss 97
i’m at my unfunniest currently and i can only conclude it has to do with the fact that ive been getting 8+ hours of sleep and going to the gym 4x a week and drinking 8+ glasses of water a day.
January 12, 2026 at 5:20 PM
i’m at my unfunniest currently and i can only conclude it has to do with the fact that ive been getting 8+ hours of sleep and going to the gym 4x a week and drinking 8+ glasses of water a day.
January is sooooo Britney Spears coded
January 10, 2026 at 7:35 PM
January is sooooo Britney Spears coded
from the way the metallic lego brick i swallowed when i was seventeen is twitching in my lower intestine, i think it may be raining…
January 10, 2026 at 7:33 PM
from the way the metallic lego brick i swallowed when i was seventeen is twitching in my lower intestine, i think it may be raining…
Bloomfie Collab at Blee Blollar Blill
@scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social
@scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social
January 10, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Bloomfie Collab at Blee Blollar Blill
@scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social
@scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social
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opening this app on fridays
January 9, 2026 at 4:28 PM
opening this app on fridays
Hinge Match just said I was Québécois coded…
January 9, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Hinge Match just said I was Québécois coded…
Faguary, Fagruary, Fagrch, Fagpril, Fagay, Fagune, Faguly, Fagust, Fagtember, Fagtober, Fagvember, Fagcember
January 8, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Faguary, Fagruary, Fagrch, Fagpril, Fagay, Fagune, Faguly, Fagust, Fagtember, Fagtober, Fagvember, Fagcember
Trader Joe’s was playing Womanizer so i took out my earphones and just vibed
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Trader Joe’s was playing Womanizer so i took out my earphones and just vibed
what’s this? lights? cameras? and me without a stitch of makeup on!
January 7, 2026 at 5:59 PM
what’s this? lights? cameras? and me without a stitch of makeup on!
what’s that? you’re inviting me to a Hot Pilates class at 2:30pm this Thursday? Sure, I’ll just take my lunch! And it’s Sculpting, Toning, Detoxing, and Protein-Packed? For only $42?? and I need to buy grippy socks exclusively from their store for another $8? Sign Me Up!!!!
January 7, 2026 at 5:48 PM
what’s that? you’re inviting me to a Hot Pilates class at 2:30pm this Thursday? Sure, I’ll just take my lunch! And it’s Sculpting, Toning, Detoxing, and Protein-Packed? For only $42?? and I need to buy grippy socks exclusively from their store for another $8? Sign Me Up!!!!
y’all liking my thirst replies on the TL to let me know you see me doing it like idgaffffff!!!!
January 7, 2026 at 5:46 PM
y’all liking my thirst replies on the TL to let me know you see me doing it like idgaffffff!!!!
my pussy is just too delectable to be back working the Monday after New Years.
January 5, 2026 at 7:03 PM
my pussy is just too delectable to be back working the Monday after New Years.
God, the men you put on this Earth to show bush and do a little dance are being forced to submit W-2s and argue with their landlords over unsuitable living conditions…
January 5, 2026 at 5:19 PM
God, the men you put on this Earth to show bush and do a little dance are being forced to submit W-2s and argue with their landlords over unsuitable living conditions…
portrait of a boy who doesn’t want to go back to work tomorrow 💔😢
January 5, 2026 at 3:54 AM
portrait of a boy who doesn’t want to go back to work tomorrow 💔😢
Bojangles opening in Brooklyn. Never Kill Yourself.
January 4, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Bojangles opening in Brooklyn. Never Kill Yourself.
i hoovered a bag of cool ranch doritos at 2am ln
January 3, 2026 at 6:14 PM
i hoovered a bag of cool ranch doritos at 2am ln