SpaamIsBack
@spaamisback.bsky.social
Neurobiologist. Former Berliner transplanted to Vienna. Many of this things really happened.
Me: 2 ice creams
Him: with what?
My daughter: one chocolate and strawberry cone
Him: and for you?
Me: mojito. In the big cup though.
Him: with what?
My daughter: one chocolate and strawberry cone
Him: and for you?
Me: mojito. In the big cup though.
February 29, 2024 at 8:51 AM
Me: 2 ice creams
Him: with what?
My daughter: one chocolate and strawberry cone
Him: and for you?
Me: mojito. In the big cup though.
Him: with what?
My daughter: one chocolate and strawberry cone
Him: and for you?
Me: mojito. In the big cup though.
I put my 5 invite codes for bluesky next to my Blockbuster membership card.
February 29, 2024 at 8:45 AM
I put my 5 invite codes for bluesky next to my Blockbuster membership card.
Not much achievements, but I reached the evolution step of becoming an Homoffice sapiens.
February 13, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Not much achievements, but I reached the evolution step of becoming an Homoffice sapiens.
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My next piercing will be a lobotomy
February 9, 2024 at 10:01 PM
My next piercing will be a lobotomy
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My 14 year old can explain the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath.
I think about that a lot when I’m trying to get to sleep at night.
I think about that a lot when I’m trying to get to sleep at night.
October 30, 2023 at 11:48 AM
My 14 year old can explain the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath.
I think about that a lot when I’m trying to get to sleep at night.
I think about that a lot when I’m trying to get to sleep at night.
I stopped sexting the day that to look at boobs in pic I had to wear glasses. And it wasn't even boobs.
February 10, 2024 at 11:53 AM
I stopped sexting the day that to look at boobs in pic I had to wear glasses. And it wasn't even boobs.
My teenage son's room and my 7-year-old daughter's room.
February 10, 2024 at 11:50 AM
My teenage son's room and my 7-year-old daughter's room.
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I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.
June 22, 2023 at 3:17 AM
I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.
Better stress a step away form the burnout than sorry.
February 6, 2024 at 7:57 AM
Better stress a step away form the burnout than sorry.
You fall in love, you get married, you have children. Not necessarily in that order.
January 27, 2024 at 6:38 PM
You fall in love, you get married, you have children. Not necessarily in that order.
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My New Year resolution is to lose just enough weight so my gut doesn't jiggle when I brush my teeth.
January 26, 2024 at 1:34 PM
My New Year resolution is to lose just enough weight so my gut doesn't jiggle when I brush my teeth.
When you have 2 isolated pawns in chess endgame.
January 27, 2024 at 4:25 PM
When you have 2 isolated pawns in chess endgame.
Every job interview, when the HR asks: "how do you deal with stressful situations?"
Me:
Me:
January 25, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Every job interview, when the HR asks: "how do you deal with stressful situations?"
Me:
Me:
Many thanks to the U.S. and GB air force bombing Yemeni positions so that my €7.44 Amazon package, in transit through the Red Sea, arrives on time.
January 19, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Many thanks to the U.S. and GB air force bombing Yemeni positions so that my €7.44 Amazon package, in transit through the Red Sea, arrives on time.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him to speculate in cryptocurrencies and energy commodities, and you'll have a shark catching its prey from market fluctuations, proving to everyone that with meritocracy you don't go over a million dollars.
January 18, 2024 at 11:18 AM
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him to speculate in cryptocurrencies and energy commodities, and you'll have a shark catching its prey from market fluctuations, proving to everyone that with meritocracy you don't go over a million dollars.
I saw the trailer for Scorsese's latest film. It lasts three and a half hours.
January 6, 2024 at 11:44 PM
I saw the trailer for Scorsese's latest film. It lasts three and a half hours.
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working in a hospital let me help you navigate the pain scale because it’s not always the worst pain ever
1-2 you bump your head
3-4 during sex and the penis slips out and bumps the side of the vag
5-6 got your ass beat at the bar for running your mouth
7-8 you got hit by a car
9-10 papercut
1-2 you bump your head
3-4 during sex and the penis slips out and bumps the side of the vag
5-6 got your ass beat at the bar for running your mouth
7-8 you got hit by a car
9-10 papercut
January 5, 2024 at 11:30 AM
working in a hospital let me help you navigate the pain scale because it’s not always the worst pain ever
1-2 you bump your head
3-4 during sex and the penis slips out and bumps the side of the vag
5-6 got your ass beat at the bar for running your mouth
7-8 you got hit by a car
9-10 papercut
1-2 you bump your head
3-4 during sex and the penis slips out and bumps the side of the vag
5-6 got your ass beat at the bar for running your mouth
7-8 you got hit by a car
9-10 papercut
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When I was little, I used to play doctor with girls in my neighborhood. I pretended I had a PhD in Comparative Literature, and I'd serve them coffee at a pretend Starbucks.
December 7, 2023 at 2:23 AM
When I was little, I used to play doctor with girls in my neighborhood. I pretended I had a PhD in Comparative Literature, and I'd serve them coffee at a pretend Starbucks.
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I enjoy reading, long walks on the beach and getting myself into situations where the only way out is to fake my own death.
December 29, 2023 at 5:36 PM
I enjoy reading, long walks on the beach and getting myself into situations where the only way out is to fake my own death.
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I love how tik tok just put a “the actions in this video are done by professionals do not attempt” warning on an Olympic gold medal ice skating video- like well I was going to do a triple axel after seeing this but thank god you warned me first
December 29, 2023 at 9:13 PM
I love how tik tok just put a “the actions in this video are done by professionals do not attempt” warning on an Olympic gold medal ice skating video- like well I was going to do a triple axel after seeing this but thank god you warned me first
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I would walk barefoot over hot koalas for you.
December 28, 2023 at 1:25 PM
I would walk barefoot over hot koalas for you.
Lego technic helicopter. The 376 pages of instruction were written by David Foster Wallace before he committed suicide.
December 26, 2023 at 6:06 PM
Lego technic helicopter. The 376 pages of instruction were written by David Foster Wallace before he committed suicide.