Random Hecker
@soundwaveyboi.bsky.social
Only here because Twitter is a shitshow.
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
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He was whocified.
The Whos of Whoville being obsessed with Christmas implies that there was a Who Jesus and I am very troubled by this.
December 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
He was whocified.
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I remember I was telling this one american dude that I hate strawberry shortcake here because I dread the taste of the cream. He kept on going on how I had a bad experience BUT I HAVE TRIED EATING VARIOUS SHORTCAKES, THEY ALL TASTE BAD. I JUST HATE THE CREAM THAT IS POPULAR HERE.
December 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I remember I was telling this one american dude that I hate strawberry shortcake here because I dread the taste of the cream. He kept on going on how I had a bad experience BUT I HAVE TRIED EATING VARIOUS SHORTCAKES, THEY ALL TASTE BAD. I JUST HATE THE CREAM THAT IS POPULAR HERE.
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Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
December 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
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I don't care about boxing but I'm very passionate about Jake Paul getting hit in the face 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
December 20, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I don't care about boxing but I'm very passionate about Jake Paul getting hit in the face 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
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Guess I'll post this again
December 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Guess I'll post this again
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I feel like paying a subscription to allow game consoles to connect to the internet is a scam that we just quietly accepted.
December 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I feel like paying a subscription to allow game consoles to connect to the internet is a scam that we just quietly accepted.
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The year is 2382. All physical and digital media was lost in a great cataclysm that humanity has gradually rebuilt itself from. The village gathers for festivities and drinks. A travelling musician plays a song passed down in folk tradition for centuries. It is called the YMCA. Everyone joins in
December 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The year is 2382. All physical and digital media was lost in a great cataclysm that humanity has gradually rebuilt itself from. The village gathers for festivities and drinks. A travelling musician plays a song passed down in folk tradition for centuries. It is called the YMCA. Everyone joins in
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I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks
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Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
December 13, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
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When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67
December 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67
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appeals to "words can change meaning" feel at minimum unnuanced to me when i remember i've read books published this century which still used "autistic" and "ejaculated" in their original definitions of "lost in fantasy" and "speaking loudly and suddenly"
December 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
appeals to "words can change meaning" feel at minimum unnuanced to me when i remember i've read books published this century which still used "autistic" and "ejaculated" in their original definitions of "lost in fantasy" and "speaking loudly and suddenly"
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A Muppet Christmas Carol was the first major Muppet project after the deaths of Jim Henson and Richard Hunt, and the sorrow of their loss echoes in this scene and Bob's speech mourning Tiny Tim.
And when you realize that Brian Henson directed this, you know he had to be thinking of his father...
And when you realize that Brian Henson directed this, you know he had to be thinking of his father...
December 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
A Muppet Christmas Carol was the first major Muppet project after the deaths of Jim Henson and Richard Hunt, and the sorrow of their loss echoes in this scene and Bob's speech mourning Tiny Tim.
And when you realize that Brian Henson directed this, you know he had to be thinking of his father...
And when you realize that Brian Henson directed this, you know he had to be thinking of his father...
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manifesting:
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🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
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December 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
manifesting:
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🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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Dear Writers,
We’ve all read your dystopian nightmares: Handmaids Tale, 1984,Fahrenheit 451 etc. Project25/26 seem to be based on them. Humans like horror. You warned & scared us.
Now can we please have some How To Build a Great Future books? Or at least some how to triumph over these weirdos?
We’ve all read your dystopian nightmares: Handmaids Tale, 1984,Fahrenheit 451 etc. Project25/26 seem to be based on them. Humans like horror. You warned & scared us.
Now can we please have some How To Build a Great Future books? Or at least some how to triumph over these weirdos?
December 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Dear Writers,
We’ve all read your dystopian nightmares: Handmaids Tale, 1984,Fahrenheit 451 etc. Project25/26 seem to be based on them. Humans like horror. You warned & scared us.
Now can we please have some How To Build a Great Future books? Or at least some how to triumph over these weirdos?
We’ve all read your dystopian nightmares: Handmaids Tale, 1984,Fahrenheit 451 etc. Project25/26 seem to be based on them. Humans like horror. You warned & scared us.
Now can we please have some How To Build a Great Future books? Or at least some how to triumph over these weirdos?
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it turns out this was ai generated, but this is concerning to me and ruins how my family and i view the disney brand
just saw a video of mickey mouse sucking donald ducks huge cock while pluto fucks him in the ass, does anyone know if this is real
December 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
it turns out this was ai generated, but this is concerning to me and ruins how my family and i view the disney brand
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Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
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Sigh. I read an article. Paywalled. Not my fault. As is commonly the case, it's very different than the 1 line headline. Someone proceeds to have an argument with me over the article, not having read the article, but then wondering why I'm arguing some different points.
December 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Sigh. I read an article. Paywalled. Not my fault. As is commonly the case, it's very different than the 1 line headline. Someone proceeds to have an argument with me over the article, not having read the article, but then wondering why I'm arguing some different points.
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Just observed a relatives kid watching YouTube brainrot and it was Sonic.EXE with 2010's vocaloid horror tracks and now I'm just sitting here feeling old and confused
December 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Just observed a relatives kid watching YouTube brainrot and it was Sonic.EXE with 2010's vocaloid horror tracks and now I'm just sitting here feeling old and confused
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Its surprising that games aren't fully disclosing their AI usage accurately on Steam. Games like Night Swarm will state oh we are using it for voices to "bring the characters to life" as if we cant also see all the assets in the screenshot that also use it.
Absolute slop.
Absolute slop.
December 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Its surprising that games aren't fully disclosing their AI usage accurately on Steam. Games like Night Swarm will state oh we are using it for voices to "bring the characters to life" as if we cant also see all the assets in the screenshot that also use it.
Absolute slop.
Absolute slop.
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Me when i finish streaming
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Me when i finish streaming
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Tech bro: “DEBATE ME”
Woman: *kicks his ass*
Tech bro: “Let me tag in an AI to take my place.”
Woman: *kicks his ass*
Tech bro: “Let me tag in an AI to take my place.”
I decided that you lack the spirit to be worth further engagement, so I had the conversation w/ Gemini 3 Pro, instead.
You can see it here: gemini.google.com/share/34668f...
They hide reasoning chains in public share URLs, so attaching a few screenshots to show ya.
Best of luck, Kathryn! <3
You can see it here: gemini.google.com/share/34668f...
They hide reasoning chains in public share URLs, so attaching a few screenshots to show ya.
Best of luck, Kathryn! <3
December 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Tech bro: “DEBATE ME”
Woman: *kicks his ass*
Tech bro: “Let me tag in an AI to take my place.”
Woman: *kicks his ass*
Tech bro: “Let me tag in an AI to take my place.”