almi
@sortingbuttons.bsky.social
Hi I'm almi and I love buttons and sorting them. I also make dice and other little trinkets sometimes | she/her | 30s
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"damn i hate life there's nothing but torment and struggle 24/7" -girl who last did a small kindness for herself in 2018 and every year since that point has been Continually depriving herself of even 1 minuscule tiny positive thing in her day-to-day existence
😭 IM SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE STRUGGLING HERE BUT LOOK WE ALL NEED TO AT THE VERY LEAST
BE CUTTING THE SANDWICHES. YOU GOTTA HAVE A NICE STRAW YOU USE TO DRINK YOUR WATER. YOU GOTTA HAVE A STICKER ON THE CUP YOU HOLD YOUR TOOTHBRUSH IN. THE WORLD IS DYING YOU CAN'T IGNORE THE SMALL THINGS
BE CUTTING THE SANDWICHES. YOU GOTTA HAVE A NICE STRAW YOU USE TO DRINK YOUR WATER. YOU GOTTA HAVE A STICKER ON THE CUP YOU HOLD YOUR TOOTHBRUSH IN. THE WORLD IS DYING YOU CAN'T IGNORE THE SMALL THINGS
May 4, 2025 at 6:39 AM
"damn i hate life there's nothing but torment and struggle 24/7" -girl who last did a small kindness for herself in 2018 and every year since that point has been Continually depriving herself of even 1 minuscule tiny positive thing in her day-to-day existence
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You have no idea how long I've been waiting to tell u.
Don't Stop, Girlypop! releases
✦⁺₊✩☽⋆𝓙𝓪𝓷𝓾𝓪𝓻𝔂 29 2026 ⋆☾✩⁺₊✦
See the reveal here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bEz...
Don't Stop, Girlypop! releases
✦⁺₊✩☽⋆𝓙𝓪𝓷𝓾𝓪𝓻𝔂 29 2026 ⋆☾✩⁺₊✦
See the reveal here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bEz...
Don't Stop, Girlypop! - Official Release Date Trailer
YouTube video by IGN
www.youtube.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
You have no idea how long I've been waiting to tell u.
Don't Stop, Girlypop! releases
✦⁺₊✩☽⋆𝓙𝓪𝓷𝓾𝓪𝓻𝔂 29 2026 ⋆☾✩⁺₊✦
See the reveal here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bEz...
Don't Stop, Girlypop! releases
✦⁺₊✩☽⋆𝓙𝓪𝓷𝓾𝓪𝓻𝔂 29 2026 ⋆☾✩⁺₊✦
See the reveal here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bEz...
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It’s so wild how the wealthy are destroying the Amazon that potentially has the cure for all the cancers in favor of an Amazon that’s creating new types of cancers
December 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
It’s so wild how the wealthy are destroying the Amazon that potentially has the cure for all the cancers in favor of an Amazon that’s creating new types of cancers
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DEVASTATING: Watch This Woman Realize That When She Overhears People At Work Talking About ‘The Picross Dipshit’ They’re Referring To Her
November 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
DEVASTATING: Watch This Woman Realize That When She Overhears People At Work Talking About ‘The Picross Dipshit’ They’re Referring To Her
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turning this mfer into a crepe
France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attack
French far-right leader hit on the head with an egg
Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
turning this mfer into a crepe
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
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what did vince mean by this
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
what did vince mean by this
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Never in my life have I ever seen someone move and look so much like a fighting game original character
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
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November 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Never in my life have I ever seen someone move and look so much like a fighting game original character
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a thread of some romance-themed catcrumbs from over the years for valentines day! 💞
February 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
a thread of some romance-themed catcrumbs from over the years for valentines day! 💞
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Lead academic Dr. Tricia Squire explained: “If we know one thing about life, it’s that nothing changes. That’s why they say ‘this too shall not pass.’”
Study finds that how you happen to feel right now is how you’ve always felt and will always feel
The feeling you happen to have in this precise moment is a permanent state of affairs, a new study has revealed. According to a new clinical trial, emotions and physical sensations are static and…
thedailytism.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Lead academic Dr. Tricia Squire explained: “If we know one thing about life, it’s that nothing changes. That’s why they say ‘this too shall not pass.’”
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An autistic woman has been accused of “inflexible black-and-white thinking” after insisting on constantly changing her pre-existing conceptions when new information comes to light.
Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/119898...
Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/119898...
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 AM
An autistic woman has been accused of “inflexible black-and-white thinking” after insisting on constantly changing her pre-existing conceptions when new information comes to light.
Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/119898...
Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/119898...
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It's on apt. It's literally on Cargo. It's on DockerHub with ads. It's literally on nuget. You can probably find it on snap. Dude it's on portage. It's a Homebrew original. It's on pacman. You can download it on nixpkgs. You can go to pkgsrc and watch it. Log onto the Windows Store right now.
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
It's on apt. It's literally on Cargo. It's on DockerHub with ads. It's literally on nuget. You can probably find it on snap. Dude it's on portage. It's a Homebrew original. It's on pacman. You can download it on nixpkgs. You can go to pkgsrc and watch it. Log onto the Windows Store right now.
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which gender are you plok or glip?
For decades, Greebles have been used as stimuli in psychology studies on facial recognition. Greebles come in five families (Samar, Galli, Osmit, Radok and Tasio) and two genders (plok and glip).
Though nobody is sure where they come from, science owes these odd creatures an enormous debt.
Though nobody is sure where they come from, science owes these odd creatures an enormous debt.
November 20, 2025 at 12:13 PM
which gender are you plok or glip?
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trying to start a moral panic and the stories are all like “the ADHD meds really helped but didn’t solve everything”
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 PM
trying to start a moral panic and the stories are all like “the ADHD meds really helped but didn’t solve everything”
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its cool how the internet actually works like this xkcd comic from 2011 now
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
its cool how the internet actually works like this xkcd comic from 2011 now
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If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM
If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
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if i was richer than god i would just like get a hobby instead
November 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
if i was richer than god i would just like get a hobby instead
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Changing our status from 'Oh we're FUCKED fucked' to 'FUCKED Fucked, like REALLY fucked.'
The 'Big Short' Guy Shuts Down Hedge Fund Amid AI Bubble Fears
The 'Big Short' Guy Shuts Down Hedge Fund Amid AI Bubble Fears
"Sometimes, the only winning move is not to play."
gizmodo.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Changing our status from 'Oh we're FUCKED fucked' to 'FUCKED Fucked, like REALLY fucked.'