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April 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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April 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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On an alternate timeline, Bawls won the energy drink wars. Bush was defeated in a landslide. 9/11 was thwarted by one guarana-infused bostonite. Musk is still bald. Chinese and American leaders toast the "The Century Of Mutual Prosperity" with a chilled Bawls. It is also called the "Bawls Peace".
April 6, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Revealed preferences theory suggests that Wall Street executives value their ability to call their subordinates gay at approximately 8 trillion dollars
April 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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The Ides of March 44 BC is notorious as the day that Roman senators wore pink to protest the actions of Julius Caesar
March 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
March 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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March 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Happy Tuesday! <3
December 10, 2024 at 3:52 PM
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Really good writing and analysis here imo, in a blog that is incredibly rich in Phrases That Do Not Appear In The Bible. defector.com/the-hawk-tua...
The Hawk Tuah Memecoin Rug Pull Is The Apotheosis Of Bag Culture | Defector
I can’t ease you into this one, so: Haliey Welch, colloquially known as the “Hawk Tuah girl,” launched a bespoke cryptocurrency token called HAWK last Wednesday, the same day she told Fortune it was “...
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December 10, 2024 at 4:55 PM
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NYPD have obtained footage of the CEO Shooter going behind a sofa and descending stairs. "He is gone" said a spokesman. "so are the stairs"
December 8, 2024 at 12:50 AM
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it do be like that
November 29, 2024 at 1:11 AM
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God to the people building the tower of babel
November 23, 2024 at 6:03 PM
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Once again: DST doesn’t solve the problem of going to/from work in the dark.

Instead, when days get shorter in the fall, we should just shorten the workday by an hour.

Then in spring, when we start getting more daylight again, we can shorten the workday by another hour.
November 3, 2024 at 12:50 PM
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As a human being I admire Picards willingness to give his life and the lives of his crew in defense of the ideals of human enlightenment but as a Poster I connect much more deeply with his willingness to sacrifice his crew because of a personal vendetta that no one seems to quite understand
One of the things I like about Picard is that whenever Q rolls in Q will say something like “I can erase your universe with a thought of my mind, in a split second, everything humanity has ever treasured, gone!” and Picard is still so personally annoyed by him that he’s like “fine! Do it!”
August 29, 2024 at 2:16 AM
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August 28, 2024 at 6:57 PM
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STAR WORFS #33 - "Prank"

i made two hundred of these in the latter half of the 2010s and ever since an os reinstall i cant get the font to look janky enough to be the same anyway here's a lot of people's favorite STAR WORF
May 22, 2024 at 2:45 PM
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Carbon capture and sequestration (CCS) is designed to capture government subsidies and not carbon. 🙃
May 4, 2024 at 8:26 AM
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basque fisherman: i think we should call this place newfoundland since it's new and we just found it

guy: ok sounds good. and we're gonna pronounce it normally right?

fisherman: get the fuck out of my dinghy. get out of my dinghy right this second.
January 18, 2024 at 9:34 AM
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February 23, 2024 at 10:04 PM
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Random Shit in My Head Productions Present:
February 16, 2024 at 5:31 PM
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HAPPEY THANKS GIVING - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 23, 2023 at 3:00 PM