You Might Be Cool, But You're Not Finn mac Cumhaill
@goblinmcghie.bsky.social
Unprofessional mini painter
I have one simple philosophy: Be the person your dog thinks you are.
Check out my painting guide blog: https://oormatevladspainting.blogspot.com/
Any/All
I have one simple philosophy: Be the person your dog thinks you are.
Check out my painting guide blog: https://oormatevladspainting.blogspot.com/
Any/All
I often find myself thinking about how reality has been slowly crumbling apart since David Bowie died.
November 14, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I often find myself thinking about how reality has been slowly crumbling apart since David Bowie died.
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender.
November 13, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender.
November 12, 2025 at 12:05 PM
And it always seems to be when it's a left-leaning creator being more open about how the setting was made to take the piss out of the right.
One of my favourite things about satirical settings is watching "fans" melt down in real time when the writers decide to make the fact that the setting *is* a satire more obvious.
Them: "B-b-but it doesn't fit the tone!"
Other Fans: "It fits the tone exactly, you utter goober"
Them: "B-b-but it doesn't fit the tone!"
Other Fans: "It fits the tone exactly, you utter goober"
November 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
And it always seems to be when it's a left-leaning creator being more open about how the setting was made to take the piss out of the right.
One of my favourite things about satirical settings is watching "fans" melt down in real time when the writers decide to make the fact that the setting *is* a satire more obvious.
Them: "B-b-but it doesn't fit the tone!"
Other Fans: "It fits the tone exactly, you utter goober"
Them: "B-b-but it doesn't fit the tone!"
Other Fans: "It fits the tone exactly, you utter goober"
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
One of my favourite things about satirical settings is watching "fans" melt down in real time when the writers decide to make the fact that the setting *is* a satire more obvious.
Them: "B-b-but it doesn't fit the tone!"
Other Fans: "It fits the tone exactly, you utter goober"
Them: "B-b-but it doesn't fit the tone!"
Other Fans: "It fits the tone exactly, you utter goober"
This "Outhouse Mimic" miniature is giving me massive "Look Who's Talking Too" vibes.
November 6, 2025 at 12:25 PM
This "Outhouse Mimic" miniature is giving me massive "Look Who's Talking Too" vibes.
Cuomo fell for one of the classic blunders. The most well known of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when an election is on the line!"
November 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Cuomo fell for one of the classic blunders. The most well known of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when an election is on the line!"
Had shit load of fun tonight for Halloween shenanigans. OOMFs showed up as Feather's McGraw and a character from that Clair Obscure game that y'all are obsesssed with (Feathers McGraw won first prize!)
November 2, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Had shit load of fun tonight for Halloween shenanigans. OOMFs showed up as Feather's McGraw and a character from that Clair Obscure game that y'all are obsesssed with (Feathers McGraw won first prize!)
Been churning out dungeon tiles on the printer and magnetising the bases, and It's got me like:
October 31, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Been churning out dungeon tiles on the printer and magnetising the bases, and It's got me like:
America was a mistake.
Watching AI Testimony at a Real Murder Trial
YouTube video by Caitlin Doughty
www.youtube.com
October 31, 2025 at 11:12 AM
America was a mistake.
Knowing Gary Gygax was a racist, sexist piece of shit really puts the Drow, a race of black people where women rule over men, in a different light.
October 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Knowing Gary Gygax was a racist, sexist piece of shit really puts the Drow, a race of black people where women rule over men, in a different light.
One of the wildest Fun Facts I love dropping on people in the TTRPG hobby is that the Sandy Petersen who created the Call of Cthulhu tabletop RPG is the *same* Sandy Petersen who worked on DooM.
October 24, 2025 at 11:42 AM
One of the wildest Fun Facts I love dropping on people in the TTRPG hobby is that the Sandy Petersen who created the Call of Cthulhu tabletop RPG is the *same* Sandy Petersen who worked on DooM.
But if I don't phrase it as "Jeffrey Epstein didn't Kermit Sewer Slide" then how will I get my youtube money?
(N.B. I genuinely do hate the baby talk about serious issues that has cropped up in the last few years because people are afraid of the Big Bad Algorithm. It's genuinely offensive to me.)
(N.B. I genuinely do hate the baby talk about serious issues that has cropped up in the last few years because people are afraid of the Big Bad Algorithm. It's genuinely offensive to me.)
the forced self-censorship gibberish we all have to do on social media now is having a devastating effect on the way people communicate with each other. nobody in a healthy society is saying "unalived"
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
But if I don't phrase it as "Jeffrey Epstein didn't Kermit Sewer Slide" then how will I get my youtube money?
(N.B. I genuinely do hate the baby talk about serious issues that has cropped up in the last few years because people are afraid of the Big Bad Algorithm. It's genuinely offensive to me.)
(N.B. I genuinely do hate the baby talk about serious issues that has cropped up in the last few years because people are afraid of the Big Bad Algorithm. It's genuinely offensive to me.)
I HAVE A GREAT NEED
October 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I HAVE A GREAT NEED
Thanks, Londonist, I really needed the reminder that I share a birthday with fucking Satan.
Margaret Thatcher would have been 100 years old today. Did you know she has two London statues (both indoors), and that one of them was decapitated about a month after it was unveiled? londonist.com/london/histo...
When Margaret Thatcher's Statue Was Decapitated With A Cricket Bat (And A Metal Pole)
The attacker got three months.
londonist.com
October 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Thanks, Londonist, I really needed the reminder that I share a birthday with fucking Satan.
Rogue state dedicated to committing genocide in "broke promise to not do a genocide" shocker!
NEW: Israel informed the UN it will permit only 300 aid trucks into Gaza daily, not the 600 mandated by the ceasefire it just signed.
October 15, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Rogue state dedicated to committing genocide in "broke promise to not do a genocide" shocker!
I don't know who needs to see this, but here's a video of a hamster ready to throw hands.
October 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I don't know who needs to see this, but here's a video of a hamster ready to throw hands.
Decided to rewatch That '70s Show on a whim and...oof, there are a lot of moments of the cast predicting their future.
- Danny Masterson mentioning he sees himself in jail in the future
- Wilmer Valderama hitting on underage girls
- Danny Masterson mentioning he sees himself in jail in the future
- Wilmer Valderama hitting on underage girls
October 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Decided to rewatch That '70s Show on a whim and...oof, there are a lot of moments of the cast predicting their future.
- Danny Masterson mentioning he sees himself in jail in the future
- Wilmer Valderama hitting on underage girls
- Danny Masterson mentioning he sees himself in jail in the future
- Wilmer Valderama hitting on underage girls
No, but seriously, it's really only been a couple of years and I genuinely can't remember what we made fun of before Game of Thrones dropped its infamous final season.
NGL, I do kind of love that the show has become this sort of cultural punching bag.
October 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
No, but seriously, it's really only been a couple of years and I genuinely can't remember what we made fun of before Game of Thrones dropped its infamous final season.
"Democrats and Chuck Schumer have shut down the government"
A good journalist would hit back to that with something along the lines of "Do you think Trump's actions in turning the country into a police state have anything to do with that?", in response to the couch fuckers attempt at whataboutistm
A good journalist would hit back to that with something along the lines of "Do you think Trump's actions in turning the country into a police state have anything to do with that?", in response to the couch fuckers attempt at whataboutistm
Vance is having an incredible morning on the Sunday shows doing "oh so now it's illegal to [mundane thing]?"
A real quote when Vance is asked about whether Tom Homan kept the $50,000 he got in a fast food bag: "Is it illegal to take a payment for doing services?"
A real quote when Vance is asked about whether Tom Homan kept the $50,000 he got in a fast food bag: "Is it illegal to take a payment for doing services?"
October 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
"Democrats and Chuck Schumer have shut down the government"
A good journalist would hit back to that with something along the lines of "Do you think Trump's actions in turning the country into a police state have anything to do with that?", in response to the couch fuckers attempt at whataboutistm
A good journalist would hit back to that with something along the lines of "Do you think Trump's actions in turning the country into a police state have anything to do with that?", in response to the couch fuckers attempt at whataboutistm
Couldn't have happened to a nicer person.
Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins dies in prison attack
Watkins, 48, was serving a 29-year sentence imposed in 2013 after admitting 13 child sex offences.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Couldn't have happened to a nicer person.
I deserve to be King of Fucking Everything. That's why I'm introducing a resolution today that will make me King of Fucking Everything.
Rep. Buddy Carter: "Donald Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. That's why I'm introducing a resolution today that will honor him with the Nobel Peace Prize."
(It doesn't work like that lol)
(It doesn't work like that lol)
October 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I deserve to be King of Fucking Everything. That's why I'm introducing a resolution today that will make me King of Fucking Everything.
Someone really, *REALLY* needs to tell young men that moustaches won't make them look good, it'll just make them look like they're not allowed within a mile of a primary school.
October 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Someone really, *REALLY* needs to tell young men that moustaches won't make them look good, it'll just make them look like they're not allowed within a mile of a primary school.
Of course, the fuckhead is making the statement about "antifa going back 100 years, to the Weimar Republic" because he knows that the average US citizen (Joanne and Cleetus) has no idea that the Weimar Republic was the government that was overthrown by the literal, card-carrying nazis.
From Donald Trump's Roundtable on Antifa just now —
"Antifa has been around in various iterations for almost 100 years in some instances, going back to the Weimar Republic in Germany."
— special guest Jack Posobiec
"Antifa has been around in various iterations for almost 100 years in some instances, going back to the Weimar Republic in Germany."
— special guest Jack Posobiec
October 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Of course, the fuckhead is making the statement about "antifa going back 100 years, to the Weimar Republic" because he knows that the average US citizen (Joanne and Cleetus) has no idea that the Weimar Republic was the government that was overthrown by the literal, card-carrying nazis.
"Financial Policy Committee warns equity prices are at levels comparable with dotcom bubble"
One day the techbros will learn from history.
One day the techbros will learn from history.
Bank of England flags risk of ‘sudden correction’ in tech stocks inflated by AI - on.ft.com/4o3RheA
Bank of England flags risk of ‘sudden correction’ in tech stocks inflated by AI
Financial Policy Committee warns equity prices are at levels comparable with dotcom bubble
on.ft.com
October 8, 2025 at 12:09 PM
"Financial Policy Committee warns equity prices are at levels comparable with dotcom bubble"
One day the techbros will learn from history.
One day the techbros will learn from history.