You Might Be Cool, But You're Not Finn mac Cumhaill
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You Might Be Cool, But You're Not Finn mac Cumhaill
@goblinmcghie.bsky.social
Unprofessional mini painter

I have one simple philosophy: Be the person your dog thinks you are.
Check out my painting guide blog: https://oormatevladspainting.blogspot.com/

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I've never met a Sikh or Buddhist who didn't want to just help without thought of recompense. Genuinely some of the kindest people walking the earth.

Who would have guessed that making "Be excellent to each other" a core tenet of belief, and actually teaching it, would make for kinder people?
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
The kids aren't all right.
November 12, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Him: "You play what's in your pants"
Me: "I guess my character is a bunch of loose change..."
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
It should be a legal requirement that all vape pens taste like the rankest, nastiest shit imaginable. If for no other reason than to make them less appealing to kids.
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Kids these days would just jump right in the green devil face.
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Nah, the vinyl snobs will never be right.
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 AM
"Titus' personal retinue"

Leandros seething in rage about how "Muh Codex Astartes!" says the wimmenz can't be spehss mureens.
November 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
My brother in Caine, V5 was literally known as "the Nazi vampire game" when it released because of, y'know, all the right wing shit that was in the book and playtest material.

That bit in the book telling fascists not to play was added in later printings as damage control.
November 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Oh wow, it actually came out!

And it was (somehow) a bigger flop than I expected it would be.
November 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
"I have had polite dinners with former members of the Waffen-SS who served on the Eastern Front"

I'm not sure if that's something you'd want to publicly admit to...
November 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The ultimate simp of the entire Gundam series
November 7, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I would *like* to disagree, but at the same time...
November 6, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Captain Kirk has curly hair,
Why has he curly hair?
November 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Ozytrandius
November 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I HAVE DESSSSSSIDED TO ENDORSSSSSSSSSSSSE ANDREW CUOMO, YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
November 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
"OK, so there's this race of always super evil elves, right, and their entire society is run by women, and the men are all slaves, right, oh yeah, and they're all black too!"
November 4, 2025 at 11:41 AM
NGL, having worked in FLGS's, it's genuinely heart-rending to see kids coming up to the counter every half-hour or so to buy a booster pack because "maybe this one will have [expensive card]"

Got to a point where I had to put my "bar hat" on and tell some of them "I think you've had enough"
November 4, 2025 at 11:35 AM