Slippery Nips
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The world needs more whimsy and less christofaടcist dictators.
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I was considering whether to have a brownie after breakfast when I noticed this furry little reply from the universe
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I was considering whether to have a brownie after breakfast when I noticed this furry little reply from the universe
You say silicon, I say silicone
October 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
You say silicon, I say silicone
Remember when all we had to post about was bacon, nachos, and gangbangs?
October 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Remember when all we had to post about was bacon, nachos, and gangbangs?
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Saw one of those new maga street signs today. It said “slow children”
October 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Saw one of those new maga street signs today. It said “slow children”
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I think I wizzed where I was supposed to khalifa
December 31, 2024 at 10:25 PM
I think I wizzed where I was supposed to khalifa
The professional photographers on stage at rock concerts are just as distracting as phone screens in the audience. WTF is the point of either one??
October 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The professional photographers on stage at rock concerts are just as distracting as phone screens in the audience. WTF is the point of either one??
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I think I forgot how to post good
October 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I think I forgot how to post good
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Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).
September 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).
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i would eat the rich, i would. honest. it’s just that they don’t fit my macros
June 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
i would eat the rich, i would. honest. it’s just that they don’t fit my macros
Duo looking like he shouldn't have trusted that fart
May 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Duo looking like he shouldn't have trusted that fart
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I got promoted at work and I've never felt dumber
January 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I got promoted at work and I've never felt dumber
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Not straight, not gay, but a secret third thing: unfuckable.
May 1, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Not straight, not gay, but a secret third thing: unfuckable.
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i fear my account was built over a haunted cemetery
April 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
i fear my account was built over a haunted cemetery
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Full disclosure… if your post is more than 3 lines, I am probably not reading it
March 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Full disclosure… if your post is more than 3 lines, I am probably not reading it
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America what are you doing and why is it nothing?
February 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
America what are you doing and why is it nothing?
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Today is a perfect day for Excedrin… and that meteor we were promised.
January 20, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Today is a perfect day for Excedrin… and that meteor we were promised.
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I finally got up the courage to come out of the closet. The homeowners were startled.
January 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I finally got up the courage to come out of the closet. The homeowners were startled.
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get me my formal snuggie
January 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
get me my formal snuggie
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It’s Fuck it all Friday. So fuck me and fuck you too!
January 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
It’s Fuck it all Friday. So fuck me and fuck you too!
A Hero Patch, but one that goes directly on your brain
January 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
A Hero Patch, but one that goes directly on your brain
It's not about what I want.
Never has been
Never has been
January 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
It's not about what I want.
Never has been
Never has been