Turret Housewife
@soapsass.bsky.social
Reading romance. Watching drama. Yelling at referees. Shutter clicker.
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The ARC for I Punched An Alien And Now We're In Couples Therapy is now live on NetGalley!
February 2, 2026 at 11:38 PM
The ARC for I Punched An Alien And Now We're In Couples Therapy is now live on NetGalley!
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Daytime TV is about to get a lot less musical: The Kelly Clarkson Show is confirmed to be ending this fall. Find out what led Clarkson to make the decision.
The Kelly Clarkson Show To End This Fall After 7 Seasons: 'This Was Not An Easy Decision,' Host Says - TVLine
www.tvline.com
February 2, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Daytime TV is about to get a lot less musical: The Kelly Clarkson Show is confirmed to be ending this fall. Find out what led Clarkson to make the decision.
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in 2018!!!! can we please stop giving her plausible deniability for being one of the most disgusting humans alive
JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
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February 1, 2026 at 6:06 PM
in 2018!!!! can we please stop giving her plausible deniability for being one of the most disgusting humans alive
Saw these baddies on my walk today. #winterphotography
February 2, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Saw these baddies on my walk today. #winterphotography
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A week and a half ago I played The Middle by Jimmy Eats World for my 5 and 7 year old nephew and niece. My niece is now putting on her pjs, screaming her approximation of the lyrics. I did the right thing.
February 2, 2026 at 2:46 AM
A week and a half ago I played The Middle by Jimmy Eats World for my 5 and 7 year old nephew and niece. My niece is now putting on her pjs, screaming her approximation of the lyrics. I did the right thing.
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I can’t stress this enough. The state of 4th Amendment law is that the cops can’t force you to type in a passcode but they can force you to swipe your finger or present your face. Never stop using passcodes/passwords to unlock your devices. And consider additional code to unlock Signal.
The FBI was able to access Washington Post reporter Hannah Natanson's Signal messages because she used Signal on her work laptop. The laptop accepted Touch ID for authentication, meaning the agents were allowed to require her to unlock it. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
February 1, 2026 at 12:08 AM
I can’t stress this enough. The state of 4th Amendment law is that the cops can’t force you to type in a passcode but they can force you to swipe your finger or present your face. Never stop using passcodes/passwords to unlock your devices. And consider additional code to unlock Signal.
I really miss having bright colors in my wardrobe, but I can’t find anything that works anymore. It’s like we’re stuck in a sea of agreeable gray & I hate it.
February 1, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I really miss having bright colors in my wardrobe, but I can’t find anything that works anymore. It’s like we’re stuck in a sea of agreeable gray & I hate it.
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Ah yes, my favorite player: long-haired guy ❤️ #TheTraitorsUS
January 31, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Ah yes, my favorite player: long-haired guy ❤️ #TheTraitorsUS
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telling my future grandkids this was The Last Supper. #TheTraitorsUS
January 30, 2026 at 3:24 AM
telling my future grandkids this was The Last Supper. #TheTraitorsUS
I read someone state that Natalie’s outfits are like she just found random pieces on her floor & put them in her suitcase. I can’t stop thinking about that. 😆 #TheTraitorsUS
January 31, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I read someone state that Natalie’s outfits are like she just found random pieces on her floor & put them in her suitcase. I can’t stop thinking about that. 😆 #TheTraitorsUS
Oh this is fab! Thank you for sharing! @monalisa-vito.bsky.social you might like this.
SCTV is on Internet Archive if you'd like to enjoy the early work of Catherine O'Hara and her fellow sketch comedy gods.
S1: archive.org/details/sctv...
S2: archive.org/details/sctv...
S3: archive.org/details/19-m...
S4-5: archive.org/details/66-s...
S6 + Cinemax: archive.org/details/sctv... #TVSky
S1: archive.org/details/sctv...
S2: archive.org/details/sctv...
S3: archive.org/details/19-m...
S4-5: archive.org/details/66-s...
S6 + Cinemax: archive.org/details/sctv... #TVSky
January 31, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Oh this is fab! Thank you for sharing! @monalisa-vito.bsky.social you might like this.
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Hey so I actually think the bigger story and larger problem is that he wanted to (maybe did? It’s unclear) DOSE HIS WIFE WITH MEDS WITHOUT HER CONSENT, among, it seems, a few other drug-related “unsound decisions”.
Melinda, girl, I’ll hold your earrings.
Melinda, girl, I’ll hold your earrings.
Bill Gates allegedly caught an STD when he cheated on then-wife Melinda Gates, newly released emails in the Jeffrey Epstein files revealed.
Bill Gates Shocker! Billionaire Got an STD After Cheating on His Wife With 'Russian Girls,' Jeffrey Epstein Files Claim
okmagazine.com
January 31, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Hey so I actually think the bigger story and larger problem is that he wanted to (maybe did? It’s unclear) DOSE HIS WIFE WITH MEDS WITHOUT HER CONSENT, among, it seems, a few other drug-related “unsound decisions”.
Melinda, girl, I’ll hold your earrings.
Melinda, girl, I’ll hold your earrings.
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In case you’re keeping score, this is not about shielding victims. It is about shielding predators.
Yes, who wrote this email to Jeffrey Epstein — and why did DOJ redact his name?
January 31, 2026 at 9:30 PM
In case you’re keeping score, this is not about shielding victims. It is about shielding predators.
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Got caught up in a really good book last night. I didn't stop coloring till 2 o'clock this morning.
January 31, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Got caught up in a really good book last night. I didn't stop coloring till 2 o'clock this morning.
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Apparently people are playing the Michelle Obama “Becoming” documentary on a loop so that it gets more views on Netflix than Melania does at cinema. 🤣 I am petty and I love this idea. Please join me if you have Netflix!
January 31, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Apparently people are playing the Michelle Obama “Becoming” documentary on a loop so that it gets more views on Netflix than Melania does at cinema. 🤣 I am petty and I love this idea. Please join me if you have Netflix!
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I may have a stroke.
Someone said protests don’t belong in church and it took every ounce of self-censure within me not to say “Deborah you are literally a Protestant.”
A PROTESTant.
I assume they think Luther was nailing Bed, Bath, & Beyond coupons to the door.
Someone said protests don’t belong in church and it took every ounce of self-censure within me not to say “Deborah you are literally a Protestant.”
A PROTESTant.
I assume they think Luther was nailing Bed, Bath, & Beyond coupons to the door.
January 30, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I may have a stroke.
Someone said protests don’t belong in church and it took every ounce of self-censure within me not to say “Deborah you are literally a Protestant.”
A PROTESTant.
I assume they think Luther was nailing Bed, Bath, & Beyond coupons to the door.
Someone said protests don’t belong in church and it took every ounce of self-censure within me not to say “Deborah you are literally a Protestant.”
A PROTESTant.
I assume they think Luther was nailing Bed, Bath, & Beyond coupons to the door.
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“There’s no single answer that will solve all our future problems. There’s no magic bullet. Instead there are thousands of answers—at least. You can be one of them if you choose to be.”
― Octavia E. Butler, A Few Rules for Predicting the Future: An Essay
― Octavia E. Butler, A Few Rules for Predicting the Future: An Essay
January 31, 2026 at 7:57 PM
“There’s no single answer that will solve all our future problems. There’s no magic bullet. Instead there are thousands of answers—at least. You can be one of them if you choose to be.”
― Octavia E. Butler, A Few Rules for Predicting the Future: An Essay
― Octavia E. Butler, A Few Rules for Predicting the Future: An Essay
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Now you know why Melania chose her Director. She knew him from the Epstein Sex Trafficking ring.
January 31, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Now you know why Melania chose her Director. She knew him from the Epstein Sex Trafficking ring.
This is basically how I read everything these days.
Reading a book only for the vibes is totally legit and fuck anyone who says otherwise.
January 31, 2026 at 9:38 PM
This is basically how I read everything these days.
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People grossly, and I mean GROSSLY underestimate how much stuff online all comes from the same place, is all fed from far right think tanks and psyops. Stuff like gamergate, fanbros, stans of things just conveniently all saying the same thing...it was never an accident.
January 31, 2026 at 5:25 AM
People grossly, and I mean GROSSLY underestimate how much stuff online all comes from the same place, is all fed from far right think tanks and psyops. Stuff like gamergate, fanbros, stans of things just conveniently all saying the same thing...it was never an accident.
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“bari weiss’s wife in the epstein files” is simply too perfect
If I have the right Nellie Bowles, the partner in question is Bari Weiss
January 31, 2026 at 4:12 PM
“bari weiss’s wife in the epstein files” is simply too perfect
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Melania director Brett Ratner was pictured cozying up to Jeffrey Epstein in newly released photos published by the Department of Justice.
Melania ‘Doc’ Director Found in Creepy Epstein Files Photos
Brett Ratner, who was accused of sexual misconduct by six women in 2017, was photographed with the late sex trafficker.
trib.al
January 31, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Melania director Brett Ratner was pictured cozying up to Jeffrey Epstein in newly released photos published by the Department of Justice.
One thing the other app showed me is a lot of people followed me to strictly make fun of me privately. I don’t care really, but if I unfollow you or block you on here, just know I’ve seen the DMs.
January 31, 2026 at 7:24 PM
One thing the other app showed me is a lot of people followed me to strictly make fun of me privately. I don’t care really, but if I unfollow you or block you on here, just know I’ve seen the DMs.
Hahahaha! Brilliant!
January 31, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Hahahaha! Brilliant!