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Ruke Orhorhoro - finally a football player name Scooby Doo pronounces correctly.
September 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Ruke Orhorhoro - finally a football player name Scooby Doo pronounces correctly.
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just remembered the greatest post of all time
June 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
just remembered the greatest post of all time
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Dudes night chatting with my boys Jax from Sons of Anarchy, Violent J, Condescending Wonka, Burt Reynolds and Ernest P Worrell. It’s better than my “real” friends who are losers
Mark Zuckerberg says Meta's chatbots will supplement your real friends: "The average American has fewer than 3 friends ... but has demand for ... 15 friends" (h/t x.com/romanhelmetg...)
May 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Dudes night chatting with my boys Jax from Sons of Anarchy, Violent J, Condescending Wonka, Burt Reynolds and Ernest P Worrell. It’s better than my “real” friends who are losers
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"Everything reminds me of her" I whisper, as I walk past a tree shaped like a bitch
April 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
"Everything reminds me of her" I whisper, as I walk past a tree shaped like a bitch
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Let's go over to our Switch 2 price correspondent:
April 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Let's go over to our Switch 2 price correspondent:
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.
“lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”
“lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”
July 1, 2024 at 4:44 PM
“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.
“lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”
“lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”
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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
January 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
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Friendly reminder
February 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Friendly reminder
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A long time ago my friends and I had a party where we drank and smoked cigarettes and bet on all CPU smash brother fights while throwing one dollar bills on the ground. that to me is more important than “hard ware”
January 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
A long time ago my friends and I had a party where we drank and smoked cigarettes and bet on all CPU smash brother fights while throwing one dollar bills on the ground. that to me is more important than “hard ware”
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my dentist: (throwing ninja stars into my gums) ope you’re bleeding
January 14, 2025 at 12:56 PM
my dentist: (throwing ninja stars into my gums) ope you’re bleeding
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imagine getting punched in the stomach by Henry Winkler and as you gasp jukebox tunes start playing out of your mouth
January 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
imagine getting punched in the stomach by Henry Winkler and as you gasp jukebox tunes start playing out of your mouth
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Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
September 29, 2023 at 3:03 PM
Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
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RIP Dianne Feinstein. You died doing what you loved. Answering hot questions and eating even hotter wings.
September 29, 2023 at 1:22 PM
RIP Dianne Feinstein. You died doing what you loved. Answering hot questions and eating even hotter wings.