Scott Northover
@snorthover.bsky.social
Comedian, ADHD-haver, dickhead. Quite left, but trying to be inclusive. Father, husband, veteran, dickhead, man who repeats himself.
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Scott Northover
@snorthover.bsky.social
· May 11
Vance told him it's important to say thank you.
The division in the coming civil war/capitulation won't be north/south, left/right, black/white, Christian/Muslim...
It's who can forgive raping children/who can't.
This should be a dealbreaker for any decent person.
It's who can forgive raping children/who can't.
This should be a dealbreaker for any decent person.
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The division in the coming civil war/capitulation won't be north/south, left/right, black/white, Christian/Muslim...
It's who can forgive raping children/who can't.
This should be a dealbreaker for any decent person.
It's who can forgive raping children/who can't.
This should be a dealbreaker for any decent person.
Well that was a nice "Blue tsunami" while it lasted.
And it lasted for nearly a whole week!
And it lasted for nearly a whole week!
November 10, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Well that was a nice "Blue tsunami" while it lasted.
And it lasted for nearly a whole week!
And it lasted for nearly a whole week!
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Yesterday I learned that the DNC run subreddit /r/democrats has a rule against posting about any democratic socialist candidate and if you do it's an automatic ban and this, my friends, is why I'm not a straight Democrat and haven't been in years.
November 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Yesterday I learned that the DNC run subreddit /r/democrats has a rule against posting about any democratic socialist candidate and if you do it's an automatic ban and this, my friends, is why I'm not a straight Democrat and haven't been in years.
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Gaming regulator announces temporary halt on accepting bribes www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
Gambling regulator stops accepting gifts from betting companies, for now
The announcement comes six months after the ABC first reported the Northern Territory Racing and Wagering Commission chair had accepted corporate hospitality from bookmakers.
www.abc.net.au
November 6, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Gaming regulator announces temporary halt on accepting bribes www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
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Qatari soldiers in Idaho will have better access to health care than Americans.
October 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Qatari soldiers in Idaho will have better access to health care than Americans.
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The New Berlin Public Library in Wisconsin just went viral for their hilarious marketing video 😂
October 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The New Berlin Public Library in Wisconsin just went viral for their hilarious marketing video 😂
So if one of the 217 sworn House members changes their mind and decides not to vote for discharge, and they then end the shutdown, that should be pretty concrete proof that this is the "Epstein shutdown", right?
That's all this is about.
That's all this is about.
October 9, 2025 at 7:14 AM
So if one of the 217 sworn House members changes their mind and decides not to vote for discharge, and they then end the shutdown, that should be pretty concrete proof that this is the "Epstein shutdown", right?
That's all this is about.
That's all this is about.
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Did anyone else see this today and wonder wtf happened?
Oopsie, Stephen.
Oopsie, Stephen.
October 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Did anyone else see this today and wonder wtf happened?
Oopsie, Stephen.
Oopsie, Stephen.
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I didn't know about this Signal For Help hand gesture until today. I'm quite sure that a lot of other people don't know it either (as demonstrated in this video). If you just learned it now too then it was worth posting.
Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signal_...
Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signal_...
October 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I didn't know about this Signal For Help hand gesture until today. I'm quite sure that a lot of other people don't know it either (as demonstrated in this video). If you just learned it now too then it was worth posting.
Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signal_...
Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signal_...
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These governments are making a lot of work for the compilers of the Oxford dictionary - the definition of terrorism now has to include “delivering food to children” and “sitting quietly”
October 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
These governments are making a lot of work for the compilers of the Oxford dictionary - the definition of terrorism now has to include “delivering food to children” and “sitting quietly”
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Why does the banner say Defense Secretary?
September 30, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Why does the banner say Defense Secretary?
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Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com
September 30, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com
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Most of these Generals and Senior Enlisted Advisors listening to a Captain should be very interesting. They all, including the Enlisted Advisors, have twice the education WINO has and they all have more time on the shitter than WINO has in the military. They should all tell him to go "FUCK OFF".
September 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Most of these Generals and Senior Enlisted Advisors listening to a Captain should be very interesting. They all, including the Enlisted Advisors, have twice the education WINO has and they all have more time on the shitter than WINO has in the military. They should all tell him to go "FUCK OFF".
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Donald Trump is objectively a fascist too. He checks off every fucking fascist box.
Next time some Trump supporter says "BUT THE NAME-CALLING BY THE LEFT IS DANGEROUS!" show them this:
#Hypocrisy
#Hypocrisy
September 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Donald Trump is objectively a fascist too. He checks off every fucking fascist box.
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God, honey, they don't remember that. Conservatives don't have any recollection of the past unless it supports their position. They are solipsists about what their party does.
September 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
God, honey, they don't remember that. Conservatives don't have any recollection of the past unless it supports their position. They are solipsists about what their party does.
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"Epstein tried to get me to go to his island and I REFUSED, yet they name me even before Prince Andrew, who did visit, and I should know I saw him there clear as day."
September 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
"Epstein tried to get me to go to his island and I REFUSED, yet they name me even before Prince Andrew, who did visit, and I should know I saw him there clear as day."
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Every protest needs an antifa effigy or flag*. Like, seriously. Burn it, trample it. Get on Fox doing it. Do it so loud they can't ignore it.
Creating a credible distance from Antifa will make it harder to prosecute Antifa ideology.
*Yes. I know we'll have to invent one.
Creating a credible distance from Antifa will make it harder to prosecute Antifa ideology.
*Yes. I know we'll have to invent one.
September 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Every protest needs an antifa effigy or flag*. Like, seriously. Burn it, trample it. Get on Fox doing it. Do it so loud they can't ignore it.
Creating a credible distance from Antifa will make it harder to prosecute Antifa ideology.
*Yes. I know we'll have to invent one.
Creating a credible distance from Antifa will make it harder to prosecute Antifa ideology.
*Yes. I know we'll have to invent one.
Serious question... as a foreigner in a foreign land, does Kimmel put every show on Youtube? Because that was pretty flipping GREAT.
September 24, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Serious question... as a foreigner in a foreign land, does Kimmel put every show on Youtube? Because that was pretty flipping GREAT.
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Donald Trump rode the escalator in the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
September 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Donald Trump rode the escalator in the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
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If RFK Jr gets any browner Trump will deport him.
September 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
If RFK Jr gets any browner Trump will deport him.
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what do you mean he was a grifter, they're all grifters. are you saying funerals don't usually have a number you can text to order merch
September 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
what do you mean he was a grifter, they're all grifters. are you saying funerals don't usually have a number you can text to order merch