Scott Northover
@snorthover.bsky.social
Comedian, ADHD-haver, dickhead. Quite left, but trying to be inclusive. Father, husband, veteran, dickhead, man who repeats himself.
Photo is not me.
Photo is not me.
I was being silly. Trump's mental health has no bearing on mine. I want to distance myself from him, but saying he can't have ADHD because I do is like saying he can't be a man because I'm one.
Hey, thank you for sharing and I hope you're doing OK.
Hey, thank you for sharing and I hope you're doing OK.
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I was being silly. Trump's mental health has no bearing on mine. I want to distance myself from him, but saying he can't have ADHD because I do is like saying he can't be a man because I'm one.
Hey, thank you for sharing and I hope you're doing OK.
Hey, thank you for sharing and I hope you're doing OK.
I watched a video last night about ADHD creating OCD symptoms, so there could be something there.
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I watched a video last night about ADHD creating OCD symptoms, so there could be something there.
I don't know that at all. But that's ok.
November 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I don't know that at all. But that's ok.
I actually looked it up. During Vietnam, they relaxed the threshold from 80 to 70.
So he would have JUST scraped in.
If you're a veteran, and you've seen some of the dumb-as-dogsh*t people that make it in now that the threshold is 80... yikes.
So he would have JUST scraped in.
If you're a veteran, and you've seen some of the dumb-as-dogsh*t people that make it in now that the threshold is 80... yikes.
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I actually looked it up. During Vietnam, they relaxed the threshold from 80 to 70.
So he would have JUST scraped in.
If you're a veteran, and you've seen some of the dumb-as-dogsh*t people that make it in now that the threshold is 80... yikes.
So he would have JUST scraped in.
If you're a veteran, and you've seen some of the dumb-as-dogsh*t people that make it in now that the threshold is 80... yikes.
Can they change those laws?
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Can they change those laws?
Oooh! Plot twist.
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Oooh! Plot twist.
If his IQ was 70, it would raise questions about his eligibility to be drafted. So Recruit Bonespurs would be a fallacy.
November 25, 2025 at 9:01 AM
If his IQ was 70, it would raise questions about his eligibility to be drafted. So Recruit Bonespurs would be a fallacy.
As someone with AD(H)D, I'm really sad you made this connection.
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 AM
As someone with AD(H)D, I'm really sad you made this connection.
Look up the stats on abusers of boys. It's not about gay/straight. It's about power. Also, there is an allegation that DJT raped a boy.
November 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Look up the stats on abusers of boys. It's not about gay/straight. It's about power. Also, there is an allegation that DJT raped a boy.
Punchlines come at the end. In this case "it makes sense" is the punchline.
Also, I have personally been threatened with arrest for my support of gay rights. I think it's funny because Trump would hate being called gay. Like an 8 year old who doesn't know what it means.
Also, I have personally been threatened with arrest for my support of gay rights. I think it's funny because Trump would hate being called gay. Like an 8 year old who doesn't know what it means.
November 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Punchlines come at the end. In this case "it makes sense" is the punchline.
Also, I have personally been threatened with arrest for my support of gay rights. I think it's funny because Trump would hate being called gay. Like an 8 year old who doesn't know what it means.
Also, I have personally been threatened with arrest for my support of gay rights. I think it's funny because Trump would hate being called gay. Like an 8 year old who doesn't know what it means.
I can see the couple dozen fuckers in cabinet having no conscience. Sure. But the arresting agents? The prison guards?
Not one of them saw an autistic child in custody and thought "this ain't right"?
Not one of them saw an autistic child in custody and thought "this ain't right"?
November 23, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I can see the couple dozen fuckers in cabinet having no conscience. Sure. But the arresting agents? The prison guards?
Not one of them saw an autistic child in custody and thought "this ain't right"?
Not one of them saw an autistic child in custody and thought "this ain't right"?
Even if they have... they were always going to. There was short-term pressure on the price because of bird flu, no?
November 23, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Even if they have... they were always going to. There was short-term pressure on the price because of bird flu, no?
What's this now?
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
What's this now?
And when he said that he wished his non-Christian wife was Christian?
November 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
And when he said that he wished his non-Christian wife was Christian?
I can't commit to 30 metres.
November 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I can't commit to 30 metres.
Australia's favourite Scotsman and rock vocalist @jimmybarnes.com there.
November 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Australia's favourite Scotsman and rock vocalist @jimmybarnes.com there.
In fairness, Mike Johnson probably knows nothing about it.
November 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
In fairness, Mike Johnson probably knows nothing about it.
Zero Don Thirty.
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Zero Don Thirty.
We'll have to check his Grindr stats to be sure.
November 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
We'll have to check his Grindr stats to be sure.
The l'esprit de l'escalier is so tempting.
"You can't talk to me like that. I'm the President of the United States."
"Well, stop raping teenagers and soiling your diaper and act like it. You're a God-damned embarrassment."
"You can't talk to me like that. I'm the President of the United States."
"Well, stop raping teenagers and soiling your diaper and act like it. You're a God-damned embarrassment."
November 18, 2025 at 9:06 AM
The l'esprit de l'escalier is so tempting.
"You can't talk to me like that. I'm the President of the United States."
"Well, stop raping teenagers and soiling your diaper and act like it. You're a God-damned embarrassment."
"You can't talk to me like that. I'm the President of the United States."
"Well, stop raping teenagers and soiling your diaper and act like it. You're a God-damned embarrassment."
But youre on Air Force 1, miles from anywhere... it's the implication.
November 18, 2025 at 9:02 AM
But youre on Air Force 1, miles from anywhere... it's the implication.
Very shrewd of them to name her. If Trump wants to pardon her, he'll have to explain it to the voters. But that means she's got leverage on him. I'm sure they have a deal that he can't live up to.
November 18, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Very shrewd of them to name her. If Trump wants to pardon her, he'll have to explain it to the voters. But that means she's got leverage on him. I'm sure they have a deal that he can't live up to.
