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Pete
@snarkmatter.bsky.social
Just your average millennial weirdo

FFXIV on Brynhildr
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June 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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April 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Nintendo fans are about to make January 6th look like an ice cream social
Statement from Nintendo: Statement from Nintendo: Pre-orders for Nintendo Switch 2 in the U.S. will not start April 9, 2025 in order to assess the potential impact of tariffs and evolving market conditions. Nintendo will update timing at a later date. The launch date of June 5, 2025 is unchanged.
April 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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That one sniper ray of morning sunshine that can find your eye with pinpoint accuracy from 92 million miles away
March 22, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Jesus take the drugs
March 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Just me and my new baby. Her name is Enchiladas and she’s perfect. #ffxiv
March 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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sometimes i meet a person and think wow i wish i'd met you years ago, so i could have loathed you for longer
February 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Name in gif
February 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Sorry my personality revolves around my Hamburglar butt cheek tattoo
January 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Make a band meatier

As I Filet Dying

Or

Hoobaflank
Make a band meatier.

Limp Brisket
Make a band meatier.

Ok. The Meatier Puppets.
January 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Growing up, Sesame Street taught me the importance of education, empathy, and kindness.

Bugs Bunny, on the other hand, taught me that revenge on my enemies should be quick, clever, and brutal.
January 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Sum up your personality in a GIF
January 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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January 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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PHASE 1: Bitch Weaver
PHASE 2: The Bitch Wielding The Loom of Fate
I like when the second phase of the boss battle gives the boss a different, fancier name
December 31, 2024 at 4:42 PM
I didn’t know Linda Cardellini’s chaotic bisexual energy on No Good Deed was something I needed. But now that I have it I’m fulfilled.
December 20, 2024 at 1:41 AM
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every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season
December 14, 2024 at 5:06 PM
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Me: All I want is a sequel to Bloodborne pls pls pls

Fromsoft:
December 13, 2024 at 9:08 PM
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ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP
November 29, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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Look to my right and i see the hollywood sign, look to my left and i see the hollywood sign. I am trapped in the hollywood sign
November 30, 2024 at 4:06 PM
If you see this, post a vampire
November 27, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Been thinking about this for the past few days and finally made it

Palkia is definitely a Chappell stan
November 27, 2024 at 3:25 PM
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yeah, I’m an alpha male. the next version will be better
March 26, 2024 at 3:54 PM
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I try hard with these dances to make sure it feels like a character is dancing to a song that’s true to them, and there’s no universe where you could convince me that Linda isn’t an absolute Monster for Lady Gaga’s discography.
November 21, 2024 at 7:16 PM