Bro rizz level 1000 auramaxx 🥀🥀🥀🥀 rizz level of bro: high
February 4, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Bro rizz level 1000 auramaxx 🥀🥀🥀🥀 rizz level of bro: high
Every single global politician, industry leader, and Hollywood socialite making Hostel 2 real on little st James, and I’m supposed to just “log in to Outlook” on a Monday morning.
February 2, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Every single global politician, industry leader, and Hollywood socialite making Hostel 2 real on little st James, and I’m supposed to just “log in to Outlook” on a Monday morning.
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ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
January 30, 2026 at 11:37 PM
ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
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everybody in the trump administration looks like this
January 17, 2026 at 4:25 PM
everybody in the trump administration looks like this
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if i was scott adams i'd use my incredibly powerful brain to defeat what i would call cancbert
July 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
if i was scott adams i'd use my incredibly powerful brain to defeat what i would call cancbert
Splashing about in the pool playing navy happily when my Patrick star trunks come off and a waiter asks me if I’m “a guest at the hotel”
January 7, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Splashing about in the pool playing navy happily when my Patrick star trunks come off and a waiter asks me if I’m “a guest at the hotel”
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Amusing my bouche
January 2, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Amusing my bouche
Looking at myballs like one would an antfarm
December 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Looking at myballs like one would an antfarm
[The Weeknd falsetto voice] Baileys and Acetaminophen
December 23, 2025 at 9:51 AM
[The Weeknd falsetto voice] Baileys and Acetaminophen
No, my baby’s shoes are not for sale. It’s still wearing them for now.
December 23, 2025 at 9:34 AM
No, my baby’s shoes are not for sale. It’s still wearing them for now.
Jake Paul really got owned by making 300 billion dollars
December 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Jake Paul really got owned by making 300 billion dollars
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apparently milfs in my area are freaking out lately
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 AM
apparently milfs in my area are freaking out lately
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when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
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Hey, the common loon called. Yeah, it was hauntingly beautiful
July 31, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Hey, the common loon called. Yeah, it was hauntingly beautiful
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Very striking how every right-wing conspiracy freakout was just a prophecy of what they planned on eventually doing - whether it was Jade Helm or FEMA camps, the moment they had the opportunity to make these imaginary monstrosities they came up with come to life, they did
July 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Very striking how every right-wing conspiracy freakout was just a prophecy of what they planned on eventually doing - whether it was Jade Helm or FEMA camps, the moment they had the opportunity to make these imaginary monstrosities they came up with come to life, they did
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when you run out of racism
June 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
when you run out of racism
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Y'all reckon jar jar binks' feet feel good inside your mouth
June 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Y'all reckon jar jar binks' feet feel good inside your mouth
Cuomo would have won if he had given the boss a firm handshake. Not too sure how this all works but that would be what I’d do.
June 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Cuomo would have won if he had given the boss a firm handshake. Not too sure how this all works but that would be what I’d do.
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"this guy in his mid thirties lacks work experience" really hits different from the generation that writes the email body in the subject line
June 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
"this guy in his mid thirties lacks work experience" really hits different from the generation that writes the email body in the subject line
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Every 5 years, the US wants to bomb a country to “save its women,” while stripping away rights from women across the US
June 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Every 5 years, the US wants to bomb a country to “save its women,” while stripping away rights from women across the US
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OMG! TOO CUTE??? ❤️ Scientists taught rats to drive tiny cars and found that even when they didn't give them treats, they would still intentionally get into car crashes for the purpose of sexual gratification
June 19, 2025 at 12:17 PM
OMG! TOO CUTE??? ❤️ Scientists taught rats to drive tiny cars and found that even when they didn't give them treats, they would still intentionally get into car crashes for the purpose of sexual gratification