Agent Fartburger (stinky)
@smurfburger.bsky.social
Shopping a debut comedic novel. Prior words and photos in NYT, Gizmodo, Gawker, Time Out, The Awl. Potty-mouthed anti-fascist.
Haha. Fresh insights into the epic chaos of our fascist regime
Please share your theory: Why did Trump announce beef 🥩and tomato🍅tariff cuts when 99% of US🍅imports and 42% of🥩are from Mexico or Canada and ALREADY DUTY FREE under USMCA? Argentine beef is another 25% import share and ALREADY HAD TARIFFS CUT. So why cut PHANTOM TARIFFS? 1/
November 19, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Haha. Fresh insights into the epic chaos of our fascist regime
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Did their parents teach them nothing?
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Did their parents teach them nothing?
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I got asked if I want to pitch on (another) major franchise reboot at Paramount. I replied saying that I can't in good conscience work for a guy who is currently sitting down to dinner with Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and Mohammed bin Salman. Maybe I'm my own worst enemy, but... fuck to the no.
November 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Come for the brain worms.
Come back for the moral rot!
Come back for the moral rot!
November 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Come for the brain worms.
Come back for the moral rot!
Come back for the moral rot!
Because Guidducci is a vile cockroach that’s why.
If I were one of those guys, and showed up, and it was all guys, I would have left.
If I were one of those guys, and showed up, and it was all guys, I would have left.
The cover of Vanity Fair’s 32nd Hollywood issue is all about men, featuring stars like Jeremy Allen White, ASAP Rocky and Glen Powell. It is the first edition of the magazine that is entirely under the direction of its new editor Mark Guiducci. Why men, now?
Men? In Hollywood? You Don’t Say.
www.nytimes.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Because Guidducci is a vile cockroach that’s why.
If I were one of those guys, and showed up, and it was all guys, I would have left.
If I were one of those guys, and showed up, and it was all guys, I would have left.
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Have to remind people of this every month.
Also, forgot to add Juliette Lewis.
For the millionth time, Juliette Lewis has NOT left Scientology either!
Also, forgot to add Juliette Lewis.
For the millionth time, Juliette Lewis has NOT left Scientology either!
November 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Have to remind people of this every month.
Also, forgot to add Juliette Lewis.
For the millionth time, Juliette Lewis has NOT left Scientology either!
Also, forgot to add Juliette Lewis.
For the millionth time, Juliette Lewis has NOT left Scientology either!
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My students tell me that this stuff is no longer going viral on their social media accounts.
With the ceasefire, the "normal" violence just receded into the background again.
With the ceasefire, the "normal" violence just receded into the background again.
Israel just hit the largest Palestinian refugee camp in Lebanon, Ain al Hilweh, with missiles.
It’s a dense camp with the presence of many Palestinian factions but also many civilians.
It’s a dense camp with the presence of many Palestinian factions but also many civilians.
November 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
My students tell me that this stuff is no longer going viral on their social media accounts.
With the ceasefire, the "normal" violence just receded into the background again.
With the ceasefire, the "normal" violence just receded into the background again.
Weird. Saw a post about a Ukrainian soldier this morning holding and feeding a raccoon and I wondered if they can be domesticated
Raccoons Are Showing Early Signs of Domestication. “City-dwelling raccoons seem to be evolving a shorter snout — a telltale feature of our pets and other domesticated animals.” [scientificamerican.com]
Raccoons Are Showing Early Signs of Domestication
City-dwelling raccoons seem to be evolving a shorter snout—a telltale feature of our pets and other domesticated animals
www.scientificamerican.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Weird. Saw a post about a Ukrainian soldier this morning holding and feeding a raccoon and I wondered if they can be domesticated
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Gomez: "Is this an appropriate time to point that the Republicans named children's savings accounts in their one big beautiful bill after Donald Trump, someone connected to one of the most notorious pedophiles in this country, or that the speaker just lied on the floor!"
November 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Gomez: "Is this an appropriate time to point that the Republicans named children's savings accounts in their one big beautiful bill after Donald Trump, someone connected to one of the most notorious pedophiles in this country, or that the speaker just lied on the floor!"
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this has happened to the website that processes my payments and expenses for my job and this week $2550 worth of meticulously-assembled expense reports simply disappeared from the system and there isn't even a human to yell at about it anymore
November 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
this has happened to the website that processes my payments and expenses for my job and this week $2550 worth of meticulously-assembled expense reports simply disappeared from the system and there isn't even a human to yell at about it anymore
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Happy Cloudflare Outage-mas! It’s one of our favorite holidays over here on Bluesky.
On this day, we should remind you that almost 20% of the internet uses Cloudflare, despite years of reporting covering their platforming of white supremacists.
Maybe it shouldn’t have such a large market share?
On this day, we should remind you that almost 20% of the internet uses Cloudflare, despite years of reporting covering their platforming of white supremacists.
Maybe it shouldn’t have such a large market share?
How One Major Internet Company Helps Serve Up Hate on the Web
Cloudflare, a prominent San Francisco outfit, provides services to neo-Nazi sites like The Daily Stormer, including giving them personal information on people who complain about their content.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Happy Cloudflare Outage-mas! It’s one of our favorite holidays over here on Bluesky.
On this day, we should remind you that almost 20% of the internet uses Cloudflare, despite years of reporting covering their platforming of white supremacists.
Maybe it shouldn’t have such a large market share?
On this day, we should remind you that almost 20% of the internet uses Cloudflare, despite years of reporting covering their platforming of white supremacists.
Maybe it shouldn’t have such a large market share?
The whole party and its voters should be thought of as a criminal gang.
NEW: The White House intervened on behalf of accused sex trafficker Andrew Tate during a federal investigation.
“It was so offensive to what we’re all here to do, to uphold the law and protect the American people,” one official involved said.
“It was so offensive to what we’re all here to do, to uphold the law and protect the American people,” one official involved said.
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The whole party and its voters should be thought of as a criminal gang.
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Release the files, piggy.
November 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Release the files, piggy.
Typically disturbing psychotic response on 18 different levels.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Typically disturbing psychotic response on 18 different levels.
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In Snitch State news www.404media.co/contractor-p...
Contractor Paying Random People $300 to Physically Track Immigrants for ICE
“The more I listened to it, the more I’m like, something doesn’t sound right,” a person who was briefed on the pilot plans told 404 Media.
www.404media.co
November 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
In Snitch State news www.404media.co/contractor-p...
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⚡️ A 17-year-old Ukrainian kickboxing champion was killed by a Russian strike while running for shelter.
Karyna Bakhur was days away from turning 18 and heading to Austria for the World Cup.
Karyna Bakhur was days away from turning 18 and heading to Austria for the World Cup.
November 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
⚡️ A 17-year-old Ukrainian kickboxing champion was killed by a Russian strike while running for shelter.
Karyna Bakhur was days away from turning 18 and heading to Austria for the World Cup.
Karyna Bakhur was days away from turning 18 and heading to Austria for the World Cup.
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Launch event for Sophie Duvernoy's translation of Gabriele Tergit's Effingers is TONIGHT 6:30pm at Goethe Institut in NYC (30 Irving Pl.). Duvernoy will be in conversation with Noah Isenberg. Effingers was long out of print in German but is now recognized as one of the great Weimar-era novels.
Reading & Conversation: Gabriele Tergit's Effingers - Goethe-Institut USA
Tue, 11/18/2025 – Translator Sophie Duvernoy in conversation with Noah Isenberg
www.goethe.de
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Fighterbomber confirms a likely first Ukrainian ballistic missile attack on Voronezh today. He writes that 3 to 6 missiles were launched, most probably Hrim-2.
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Fighterbomber confirms a likely first Ukrainian ballistic missile attack on Voronezh today. He writes that 3 to 6 missiles were launched, most probably Hrim-2.
I don’t understand how a guy can be this fucked up.
“Yeah I moved a 17 or 18 yr old into my apartment when I was 51, possibly committed statutory rape, and now that that’s come out I’m going to post memes about it because that’s really smart.”
“Yeah I moved a 17 or 18 yr old into my apartment when I was 51, possibly committed statutory rape, and now that that’s come out I’m going to post memes about it because that’s really smart.”
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I don’t understand how a guy can be this fucked up.
“Yeah I moved a 17 or 18 yr old into my apartment when I was 51, possibly committed statutory rape, and now that that’s come out I’m going to post memes about it because that’s really smart.”
“Yeah I moved a 17 or 18 yr old into my apartment when I was 51, possibly committed statutory rape, and now that that’s come out I’m going to post memes about it because that’s really smart.”
More math: he was 51 and moved a 17 yr old into his apartment.
Even if she was 18 … the line between Olberman and Epstein is slim to nil.
Even if she was 18 … the line between Olberman and Epstein is slim to nil.
Rough calculation: scuzzy nuzzy was 17
So if Olivia is 32 now, broke up with Lizza last year, was together with him for a decade, and then was living with you for 4+ years before that, how old was she when you moved her out of her (presumably parents’) house in the suburbs to live with you?
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
More math: he was 51 and moved a 17 yr old into his apartment.
Even if she was 18 … the line between Olberman and Epstein is slim to nil.
Even if she was 18 … the line between Olberman and Epstein is slim to nil.
Rough calculation: scuzzy nuzzy was 17
So if Olivia is 32 now, broke up with Lizza last year, was together with him for a decade, and then was living with you for 4+ years before that, how old was she when you moved her out of her (presumably parents’) house in the suburbs to live with you?
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Rough calculation: scuzzy nuzzy was 17
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You will be shocked to learn that Tesla is refusing to provide the data required to secure millions of dollars in tax abatements, but thinks it should get massive public giveaways anyway. #teslatakedown #MuskMustFall www.statesman.com/news/article...
Tesla withholds data as Travis County reviews tax rebate
Tesla is withholding data as Travis County reviews its tax incentive deal, leaving a potential multimillion-dollar rebate in doubt amid ongoing questions about the company’s compliance.
www.statesman.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
You will be shocked to learn that Tesla is refusing to provide the data required to secure millions of dollars in tax abatements, but thinks it should get massive public giveaways anyway. #teslatakedown #MuskMustFall www.statesman.com/news/article...
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Deeply ashamed just because you were soliciting a convicted child predator for advice on cheating on your wife my pressuring a younger colleague into sleeping with you while sneering at her and her work?
Gosh Ross Douthat better write another piece decrying woke culture
Gosh Ross Douthat better write another piece decrying woke culture
Sex pest : i am retiring from public life
public : good fuck off
sex pest : except for these various paid and unpaid public positions
public : did we stutter
public : good fuck off
sex pest : except for these various paid and unpaid public positions
public : did we stutter
Larry Summers steps back from public commitments, ‘deeply ashamed’ by Epstein revelations
Emails revealed that Summers sought advice from Epstein on romantically pursuing a woman he referred to as his mentee.
www.politico.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Deeply ashamed just because you were soliciting a convicted child predator for advice on cheating on your wife my pressuring a younger colleague into sleeping with you while sneering at her and her work?
Gosh Ross Douthat better write another piece decrying woke culture
Gosh Ross Douthat better write another piece decrying woke culture
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This historical plaque on the edge of the French Quarter is a JOURNEY.
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 AM
This historical plaque on the edge of the French Quarter is a JOURNEY.
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Apparently they invite the president every year as a courtesy and this was one of the few times that they got a yes RSVP. Because of course.
November 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Apparently they invite the president every year as a courtesy and this was one of the few times that they got a yes RSVP. Because of course.