Agent Fartburger (stinky)
@smurfburger.bsky.social
Shopping a debut comedic novel. Prior words and photos in NYT, Gizmodo, Gawker, Time Out, The Awl. Potty-mouthed anti-fascist.
Name names!
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Name names!
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this has happened to the website that processes my payments and expenses for my job and this week $2550 worth of meticulously-assembled expense reports simply disappeared from the system and there isn't even a human to yell at about it anymore
November 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
this has happened to the website that processes my payments and expenses for my job and this week $2550 worth of meticulously-assembled expense reports simply disappeared from the system and there isn't even a human to yell at about it anymore
Keith did you commit statutory rape?
November 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Keith did you commit statutory rape?
First thing I thought. Maybe Penn modeled the walk on him
November 18, 2025 at 4:33 AM
First thing I thought. Maybe Penn modeled the walk on him
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Apparently they invite the president every year as a courtesy and this was one of the few times that they got a yes RSVP. Because of course.
November 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Apparently they invite the president every year as a courtesy and this was one of the few times that they got a yes RSVP. Because of course.