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Agent Fartburger (stinky)
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Shopping a debut comedic novel. Prior words and photos in NYT, Gizmodo, Gawker, Time Out, The Awl. Potty-mouthed anti-fascist.
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What’s happening in America is technofascism. It could happen here

Peter Thiel's data company is powering ICE operations in the US. In part 2 of the Nerve’s Palantir series, @carolecadwalla.bsky.social argues that the UK will be next - and we map Thiel’s network🧵
www.thenerve.news/p/technofasc...
January 31, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Where will they get 15,000 people?
❗️🇷🇺Russia is actively restoring a former Soviet garrison in the city of Petrozavodsk (Republic of Karelia) near the border with 🇫🇮Finland.

The garrison will serve as a base for the new 44th Army Corps, with a strength of up to 15,000 personnel.
January 31, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Might be first time I'm seeing that Epstein was a gutter racist. I wonder which Dems he expressed racist views to, and what their responses were. If he felt OK saying this to Chomsky (and btw, Fuck Noam Chomsky), I could see him saying it to Clinton.
Jeffrey Epstein sent a link to the white nationalist podcast The Right Stuff, whose core hosts played an active role in the 2017 “Unite the Right” rally. He did so in February 2016. Before TRS made national news, really.

Genuinely bizarre.
January 31, 2026 at 1:24 PM
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Just a reminder - the FBI/DOJ looked at all the same material we are seeing now and concluded that there was nothing left to investigate
January 31, 2026 at 12:37 PM
There is a very bad circle in hell for American nazis, but there is also a circle in hell for the Democrats who gave the nazis a free pass to do nazi shit. First and foremost, Joe Biden. Handwriting all on the wall, he did not protect us. The only one who really could have.
The do nothing, institutionalist, cynical inaction of centrists has led this country to the absolute brink of catastrophe. We are on the brink of civil war because the liberals refused to color outside the lines even a little in the face of an existential threat.
January 31, 2026 at 1:15 PM
I notice that Elon said “girls,” not women.

Also the purpose of the trip was “girls”.
Back in my day, this would have elicited something we referred to as "ROFLCOPTERS"
January 31, 2026 at 5:26 AM
so ... if I were in the emails, I would not point a finger at trump and say "he's in the emails."

just totally baffling behavior from one of our leading neo-nazi dirtbags
NEW: Elon Musk has insisted that Jeffrey Epstein invited him to the notorious island and he declined. But new emails show the opposite -- Musk was practically begging to party with Epstein in the Caribbean, years after Epstein's sex convictions were public knowledge

futurism.com/future-socie...
Elon Musk Emailed Extensively With Jeffrey Epstein, Begging to Visit His Notorious Island
Newly released documents show how Elon Musk extensively communicated with Jeffrey Epstein to plan parties and trips to his island.
futurism.com
January 31, 2026 at 3:33 AM
every accusation blah blah blah etc etc snort
Is Elon a pedo? We couldn't say.

Did Elon repeatedly try to invite himself to Epstein's pedo island 5 years after Epstein served time and registered as a sex offender? Yep, he sure did.

Do people who aren't pedos beg to party on pedo island? 🤔 #TeslaTakedown
NEW: Elon Musk has insisted that Jeffrey Epstein invited him to the notorious island and he declined. But new emails show the opposite -- Musk was practically begging to party with Epstein in the Caribbean, years after Epstein's sex convictions were public knowledge

futurism.com/future-socie...
January 31, 2026 at 3:32 AM
i tend toward cowardice in general but this sport in particular is a huge nope for me
Climb while the climbing is good.
January 31, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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Hit the streets with us TOMORROW to speak up for those who have been silenced. Let’s bring the noise to their doorstep and make sure we’re heard.

Tomorrow, stand in solidarity with Minnesota by finding a local protest near you through the ICE Out of Everywhere link in our bio.
January 31, 2026 at 2:42 AM
lolol
Opening scene?
January 31, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
The fascists are building a machine for minting anti-fascist heroes and celebrities.
There is no world, no scenario, no imaginable or unimaginable turn of events under which the Trump Administration will not end up regretting this stupefyingly idiotic arrest.

Don Lemon today: "I will not stop now, I will not stop ever."
Don Lemon speaks outside of the courtroom after release: "I have spent my entire life covering the news. I will not stop now ... I will not be silenced."
January 31, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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The Justice Department on Friday released many more files related to its investigation of Jeffrey Epstein, including a gushing exchange between Melania Trump and Ghislaine Maxwell.
New Epstein file dump reveals gushing emails between Melania Trump, Ghislaine Maxwell
The Justice Department on Friday released many more files related to its investigation of Jeffrey Epstein, including a gushing exchange between Melania Trump and Epstein’s now-imprisoned sidekick, …
trib.al
January 31, 2026 at 12:33 AM
This … seems encouraging?
👀 Every Senate Democrat + Collins and Murkowski just voted for the Bernie Sanders amendment to repeal the $75 billion in additional ICE funding under Trump’s “big beautiful bill.” The measure failed 49-51.
January 31, 2026 at 1:01 AM
This thread has been getting a lot of boosts, maybe he’s legit, but no links posted. Have to take stuff like this with a grain of salt.
The freight rates for Russian railways are below the cost to ship products, giving rail operators only two choices. Either they pay a fine for not transporting resulting in no additional wear and tear on railcars and tracks, or ship and lose money and adding additional maintenance cost and wear and
January 31, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Bondi would be completely ok with burning people in ovens. Make no mistake about that. 100% fascist pig.
It hasn’t gone unnoticed that all four people arrested today, including two journalists, were Black.

And now we find out the charge is “conspiracy to violate civil rights,” a statute rooted in the Ku Klux Klan Act.

Sit with that.
January 31, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I want my Dem officials pounding their shoes on desks promising to imprison Nazis who make warrantless arrests.
Scoop: Federal agents were told this week that they have broader power to arrest people without a warrant, according to an internal Immigration and Customs Enforcement memo reviewed by The New York Times.

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/u...
ICE Expands Power of Agents to Arrest People Without Warrants
www.nytimes.com
January 31, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Watch me block this account at Mach 12
January 31, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Haven’t googled yet hope this does t mean he died
My introduction to Werner Herzog was his role in The Mandalorian so I think I should watch some of his other movies this evening.
January 30, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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Looks like She Should Run is accepting applications for their leader lab if you want help realizing a local organizing project. www.sheshouldrun.org/local-leader...
Local Leader Lab
www.sheshouldrun.org
January 30, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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Here's Bannon having dinner with Epstein and Woody Allen at Epstein's house.

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov
January 30, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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I know it isn't fun to find out that lots of people in this country can't wait to cash in on concentration and death camps but it's true and you can't ignore it. Same goes for our reps in Congress. You can't claim you didn't know. The bar is now at "don't sell your warehouse to become a death camp"
January 30, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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This incredible team of activists just outside Minneapolis has been out there in every weather, no matter what else is happening, to hold Elon accountable. We'd love to see a big crowd out there this weekend to join them... #iceout #begood #TeslaTakedown
Tesla Takedown/ICE Out
Tesla Golden Valley, MN
1/31/26 11 AM - Noon

Folks have been protesting at Tesla GV for 52 Saturdays. Join us for our 1-year protestiversary.

Musk Still Sucks!

@teslatakedown.com
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January 30, 2026 at 5:18 PM