Agent Fartburger (stinky)
@smurfburger.bsky.social
Shopping a debut comedic novel. Prior words and photos in NYT, Gizmodo, Gawker, Time Out, The Awl. Potty-mouthed anti-fascist.
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You will be shocked to learn that Tesla is refusing to provide the data required to secure millions of dollars in tax abatements, but thinks it should get massive public giveaways anyway. #teslatakedown #MuskMustFall www.statesman.com/news/article...
Tesla withholds data as Travis County reviews tax rebate
Tesla is withholding data as Travis County reviews its tax incentive deal, leaving a potential multimillion-dollar rebate in doubt amid ongoing questions about the company’s compliance.
www.statesman.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
You will be shocked to learn that Tesla is refusing to provide the data required to secure millions of dollars in tax abatements, but thinks it should get massive public giveaways anyway. #teslatakedown #MuskMustFall www.statesman.com/news/article...
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Deeply ashamed just because you were soliciting a convicted child predator for advice on cheating on your wife my pressuring a younger colleague into sleeping with you while sneering at her and her work?
Gosh Ross Douthat better write another piece decrying woke culture
Gosh Ross Douthat better write another piece decrying woke culture
Sex pest : i am retiring from public life
public : good fuck off
sex pest : except for these various paid and unpaid public positions
public : did we stutter
public : good fuck off
sex pest : except for these various paid and unpaid public positions
public : did we stutter
Larry Summers steps back from public commitments, ‘deeply ashamed’ by Epstein revelations
Emails revealed that Summers sought advice from Epstein on romantically pursuing a woman he referred to as his mentee.
www.politico.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Deeply ashamed just because you were soliciting a convicted child predator for advice on cheating on your wife my pressuring a younger colleague into sleeping with you while sneering at her and her work?
Gosh Ross Douthat better write another piece decrying woke culture
Gosh Ross Douthat better write another piece decrying woke culture
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This historical plaque on the edge of the French Quarter is a JOURNEY.
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 AM
This historical plaque on the edge of the French Quarter is a JOURNEY.
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Apparently they invite the president every year as a courtesy and this was one of the few times that they got a yes RSVP. Because of course.
November 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Apparently they invite the president every year as a courtesy and this was one of the few times that they got a yes RSVP. Because of course.
So are “respectable” magazines just … doing this now?
Won’t be clicking links at sites that do that, especially if they are t transparent about their AI slop.
Won’t be clicking links at sites that do that, especially if they are t transparent about their AI slop.
November 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
So are “respectable” magazines just … doing this now?
Won’t be clicking links at sites that do that, especially if they are t transparent about their AI slop.
Won’t be clicking links at sites that do that, especially if they are t transparent about their AI slop.
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MUST WATCH: Meet the neo-Nazi targeting kids online, teaching them to hate and to prepare to kill www.newschannel5.com/news/newscha...
Meet the neo-Nazi targeting kids online, teaching them to hate and to prepare to kill
A Phil Williams NC5 Investigates report on a neo-Nazi targeting kids online, telling them to prepare for a 'race war'
www.newschannel5.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
MUST WATCH: Meet the neo-Nazi targeting kids online, teaching them to hate and to prepare to kill www.newschannel5.com/news/newscha...
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On Sunday, the president publicly named Republicans he accused of going against his idea to redraw Indiana’s congressional districts. That same night, Goode’s home was swatted, meaning that a false emergency call was made to the police. trib.al/vo99K5z
Republican Lawmaker Becomes Swatting Target Hours After Trump Attack
Donald Trump is publicly naming Republicans opposed to his redistricting war.
trib.al
November 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
On Sunday, the president publicly named Republicans he accused of going against his idea to redraw Indiana’s congressional districts. That same night, Goode’s home was swatted, meaning that a false emergency call was made to the police. trib.al/vo99K5z
The fascism has peaked. They are not going to end Democracy, because they are fucking clowns and do not have the mental acuity to make it happen. Many dark days ahead, to be sure, but MAGA is a stinking bloated corpse.
The fallout for Trump over Epstein continues; DOJ in major trouble as a judge calls outs Halligan and Bondi's troubling grand jury activity in the Comey case; Trump's corrupt deals with the Saudis; and more. Watch the MeidasTouch Podcast at 8p ET/5p PT.
LIVE: MeidasTouch RESPONDS to MAJOR BREAKING NEWS - 11/17/25
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November 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The fascism has peaked. They are not going to end Democracy, because they are fucking clowns and do not have the mental acuity to make it happen. Many dark days ahead, to be sure, but MAGA is a stinking bloated corpse.
He sounds like a diseased retired plumber who’s drunk in a shitty Staten Island bar
Trump: And you know, we got rid of the drip drip water, we call it the drip drip, where it drip drips out of the sink, states with tremendous water, so much water they have nothing but problems getting rid. They had restrictions on water. It comes down from heaven, right?
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
He sounds like a diseased retired plumber who’s drunk in a shitty Staten Island bar
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The way both Ryan Lizza and Olivia Nuzzi are now selling their personal lives like melodramas while also both still supposedly being serious political journalists makes me deeply uncomfortable
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The way both Ryan Lizza and Olivia Nuzzi are now selling their personal lives like melodramas while also both still supposedly being serious political journalists makes me deeply uncomfortable
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“.. Tesla’s current Robotaxi crash rate .. is about 2x higher than Waymo’s, despite in-car supervisors that prevent an unknown number of crashes.”
@electrek.co $TSLA
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November 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Think about how cognitively impaired / damaged you would have to be to reply that way.
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
people.com/donald-trump...
people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Think about how cognitively impaired / damaged you would have to be to reply that way.
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The Freaks Came Out To Write was in the @nytimes Paperback Row Sunday alongside the Brothers Karamazov, which is an interesting pairing!! I'm doing an event at Elliott Bay on Sat. with @ericacbarnett.bsky.social and @mudede.bsky.social for the paperback release www.elliottbaybook.c...
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The Freaks Came Out To Write was in the @nytimes Paperback Row Sunday alongside the Brothers Karamazov, which is an interesting pairing!! I'm doing an event at Elliott Bay on Sat. with @ericacbarnett.bsky.social and @mudede.bsky.social for the paperback release www.elliottbaybook.c...
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⚡️ One of Russia’s neo-Nazi units, the Rusich group, is running a sick photo contest with executed Ukrainian POWs, offering crypto rewards for images of killed prisoners, openly promoting war crimes.
November 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
⚡️ One of Russia’s neo-Nazi units, the Rusich group, is running a sick photo contest with executed Ukrainian POWs, offering crypto rewards for images of killed prisoners, openly promoting war crimes.
This is not as surreal as invading Canada but this is still deeply crazy shit
Bases in Panama, Puerto Rico, and potentially Ecuador are coming back to life as the U.S. military builds up forces in the region. trib.al/cZGgmLH
The US military’s plan to revive old bases in Latin America
Bases in Panama, Puerto Rico, and potentially Ecuador are coming back to life as the U.S. military builds up forces in the region.
trib.al
November 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
This is not as surreal as invading Canada but this is still deeply crazy shit
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"There are about a thousand of us" is devastating.
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
"There are about a thousand of us" is devastating.
I’ve ramped up the running somewhat significantly in the last 6 months but my VO2 max is somehow slightly worse.
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November 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I’ve ramped up the running somewhat significantly in the last 6 months but my VO2 max is somehow slightly worse.
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That article — yes I’m high , but still — is just fucking crazy. He is still … fucking employed by Harvard!!
gosh I wonder why they called her peril www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
That article — yes I’m high , but still — is just fucking crazy. He is still … fucking employed by Harvard!!
Me, a craven, brain-wormed, Centrist rat_fckr:
“Great shot, just need Schumer in there.”
Jokes aside that photo gives me hope for our future.
“Great shot, just need Schumer in there.”
Jokes aside that photo gives me hope for our future.
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Me, a craven, brain-wormed, Centrist rat_fckr:
“Great shot, just need Schumer in there.”
Jokes aside that photo gives me hope for our future.
“Great shot, just need Schumer in there.”
Jokes aside that photo gives me hope for our future.
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A railway was likely blown up in Poland today, resulting in a 1 meter hole in a track. A photo of what is most likely a detonator wire that led to the explosive charge is also published. defence24.pl/polityka-obr...
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
A railway was likely blown up in Poland today, resulting in a 1 meter hole in a track. A photo of what is most likely a detonator wire that led to the explosive charge is also published. defence24.pl/polityka-obr...
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if you have a few spare coins, a local family could really use your help
My neighbors just up the street from us own A-squared pizza in Charlottesville, and their youngest was recently diagnosed with leukemia.
Their family is really nice, and this is a huge bummer right before the holidays. A GoFundMe has been set up for the family to help with everything.
Their family is really nice, and this is a huge bummer right before the holidays. A GoFundMe has been set up for the family to help with everything.
Donate to Help Zoey Beat Leukemia, organized by Julie Bendle
Help Zoey Beat Leukemia
Zoey is a precocious, funny, and determined 3-year-old who loves unicorn… Julie Bendle needs your support for Help Zoey Beat Leukemia
www.gofundme.com
November 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
if you have a few spare coins, a local family could really use your help
Huh. Hung from his neck till he was dead for anti-Semitic propaganda. Interesting.
November 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Huh. Hung from his neck till he was dead for anti-Semitic propaganda. Interesting.
Raise your hand if you would be surprised if he is also a pedophile.
Looked it up. Donohue, the author here, is the president of the Catholic League, & also an adjunct scholar with the Heritage Foundation. It has been his life’s mission to defend sexual abuse in the Catholic Church and he is using Kelly’s statements as a further justification in his argument.
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Raise your hand if you would be surprised if he is also a pedophile.
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Holy shit. They're really doing it. They're doing "actually pedophilia is good now." The debasement of the American Right is complete.
MEGYN KELLY IS RIGHT ABOUT EPSTEIN - Catholic League
Bill Donohue
www.catholicleague.org
November 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Holy shit. They're really doing it. They're doing "actually pedophilia is good now." The debasement of the American Right is complete.