Agent Fartburger (stinky)
@smurfburger.bsky.social
Shopping a debut comedic novel. Prior words and photos in NYT, Gizmodo, Gawker, Time Out, The Awl. Potty-mouthed anti-fascist.
Pinned
Reposted by Agent Fartburger (stinky)
Federal Judges have a very real and well-established reason to fear doxing and violence and yet I doubt anyone thinks it would be acceptable for them to preside from the bench in a hood.
February 4, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Federal Judges have a very real and well-established reason to fear doxing and violence and yet I doubt anyone thinks it would be acceptable for them to preside from the bench in a hood.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Natalie Portman: “What’s going on in our country right now is absolutely horrific, with what the federal government—Trump’s government, Kristi Noem, ICE—what they’re doing is really the worst of the worst of humanity.” www.harpersbazaar.com/celebrity/la...
Natalie Portman Calls ICE “the Worst of the Worst of Humanity” at Sundance Film Festival
“What’s going on in our country right now is absolutely horrific,” she says
www.harpersbazaar.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:26 AM
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
This is the way
A Minneapolis City Council committee delayed action Tuesday on renewing liquor licenses for two Minneapolis hotels that have housed federal immigration officers.
Minneapolis Council committee delays liquor licenses for 2 hotels over hosting federal agents
The City Council will hold a public hearing on the liquor licenses for the Canopy by Hilton in the Mill District and Depot Renaissance Hotel.
www.startribune.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:22 AM
This is the way
Not a rhetorical question, a serious question: how can people be this fucking stupid?
This is bonkers. MAHA 'farmers' with ecoli tainted raw milk admit they really don't know how to make the stuff after all.
"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."
people.com/ballerina-fa...
"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."
people.com/ballerina-fa...
Hannah Neeleman's Ballerina Farm Halts Sale of Raw Milk Due to Bacteria Concerns: Report
Hannah and Daniel Neeleman have paused Ballerina Farm's sale of raw milk following health violations discovered during routine testing. Screenings from summer 2025 showed high levels of coliform, the ...
people.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Not a rhetorical question, a serious question: how can people be this fucking stupid?
Everything by Taylor Swift
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Everything by Taylor Swift
LMAO
A correction for the ages (from The Guardian's review of 'Melania'):
February 4, 2026 at 12:16 AM
LMAO
Reposted by Agent Fartburger (stinky)
With the dangerous, unlawful and un-American overreach by ICE, it’s time to take an even stronger stand ↓
February 3, 2026 at 8:57 PM
With the dangerous, unlawful and un-American overreach by ICE, it’s time to take an even stronger stand ↓
Hope the ex Prince goes to prison. Kinda feels like he will but who knows
Former prince discussed with Jeffrey Epstein ways to get round investment rules ft.trib.al/2cWfA1v
Former prince discussed with Jeffrey Epstein ways to get round investment rules
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor shared official documents while serving as a UK trade envoy
ft.trib.al
February 3, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Hope the ex Prince goes to prison. Kinda feels like he will but who knows
Reposted by Agent Fartburger (stinky)
“Attorney General James is also urging New Yorkers to submit videos or other documentation of federal immigration enforcement actions directly to OAG through its secure online portal.” ag.ny.gov/press-releas...
February 3, 2026 at 6:33 PM
“Attorney General James is also urging New Yorkers to submit videos or other documentation of federal immigration enforcement actions directly to OAG through its secure online portal.” ag.ny.gov/press-releas...
Classic fascist bitch maneuver attacking kids half his size. Still got his ass kicked.
MAGA Adult Male assaults Texas High School students protesting ICE
February 3, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Classic fascist bitch maneuver attacking kids half his size. Still got his ass kicked.
Reposted by Agent Fartburger (stinky)
happening this morning in Minneapolis -- ICE agents drawing guns on observers. I reiterate again that it is only a matter of time before DHS kills more innocent people in Minnesota. Congress needs to shut this shit down right now.
February 3, 2026 at 4:19 PM
happening this morning in Minneapolis -- ICE agents drawing guns on observers. I reiterate again that it is only a matter of time before DHS kills more innocent people in Minnesota. Congress needs to shut this shit down right now.
Reposted by Agent Fartburger (stinky)
Imagine having to adhere to the 4th Amendment when you detain someone over a civil violation.
Mike Johnson speaks out against the use of judicial warrants in immigration cases:
"Imagine if we had to go through the process of getting a judicial warrant"
"Imagine if we had to go through the process of getting a judicial warrant"
February 3, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Imagine having to adhere to the 4th Amendment when you detain someone over a civil violation.
Must be nice to live in a real country.
OTOH it’s weird and shitty that France seems to be the only country that is doing this.
OTOH it’s weird and shitty that France seems to be the only country that is doing this.
February 3, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Must be nice to live in a real country.
OTOH it’s weird and shitty that France seems to be the only country that is doing this.
OTOH it’s weird and shitty that France seems to be the only country that is doing this.
Reposted by Agent Fartburger (stinky)
Happy Minnesota Caucuses Day! And congrats to @peggyflanagan.bsky.social on this timely endorsement from @mnindivisible.bsky.social!!!
February 3, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Happy Minnesota Caucuses Day! And congrats to @peggyflanagan.bsky.social on this timely endorsement from @mnindivisible.bsky.social!!!
Reposted by Agent Fartburger (stinky)
I commend County Executive Ball & local leaders in Howard Co for working to block ICE's attempt to set up another detention facility in Maryland.
We saw the inhumanity of ICE's operation in Baltimore & Marylanders have made clear: we do not want these facilities in our state.
We saw the inhumanity of ICE's operation in Baltimore & Marylanders have made clear: we do not want these facilities in our state.
February 3, 2026 at 1:25 PM
I commend County Executive Ball & local leaders in Howard Co for working to block ICE's attempt to set up another detention facility in Maryland.
We saw the inhumanity of ICE's operation in Baltimore & Marylanders have made clear: we do not want these facilities in our state.
We saw the inhumanity of ICE's operation in Baltimore & Marylanders have made clear: we do not want these facilities in our state.
There’s a part of me that still instinctively struggles to find optimism despite everything.
That part of me hopes that this destroys his support even among his base zombie Nazis
That part of me hopes that this destroys his support even among his base zombie Nazis
February 3, 2026 at 3:22 PM
There’s a part of me that still instinctively struggles to find optimism despite everything.
That part of me hopes that this destroys his support even among his base zombie Nazis
That part of me hopes that this destroys his support even among his base zombie Nazis
Reposted by Agent Fartburger (stinky)
The house is now 218 R to 214 D.
Each Republican member if they had balls would be more powerful than any Senator. But they have to have balls to say no to trump.
But they are ball-less or ball free
Each Republican member if they had balls would be more powerful than any Senator. But they have to have balls to say no to trump.
But they are ball-less or ball free
February 3, 2026 at 3:18 PM
The house is now 218 R to 214 D.
Each Republican member if they had balls would be more powerful than any Senator. But they have to have balls to say no to trump.
But they are ball-less or ball free
Each Republican member if they had balls would be more powerful than any Senator. But they have to have balls to say no to trump.
But they are ball-less or ball free
Reposted by Agent Fartburger (stinky)
February 3, 2026 at 1:21 PM
shocking to me that anyone is a home owner at age 28.
"38.3% of 28-year-old Gen Zers owned their home in 2025, compared to 42.5% of Gen Xers when they were 28 and 44.4% of baby boomers when they were 28."
-Dana Anderson, Redfin
-Dana Anderson, Redfin
February 3, 2026 at 2:30 PM
shocking to me that anyone is a home owner at age 28.
Reposted by Agent Fartburger (stinky)
Periodic reminder: When someone shares news with "BREAKING" and they aren't a journalist and don't link to a news story, it's probably not the best source for people to be resharing. It might be trying to get rage reposts, even! Better to find a news article that is accurately describing facts.
February 3, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Periodic reminder: When someone shares news with "BREAKING" and they aren't a journalist and don't link to a news story, it's probably not the best source for people to be resharing. It might be trying to get rage reposts, even! Better to find a news article that is accurately describing facts.
Reposted by Agent Fartburger (stinky)
One thing today you can do to fight evil and darkness: Get yourself or a MN friend a Pizza Luce gift certificate. Or just get a gift card to say thanks to Pizza Luce for standing up for their employees. pizzaluce.com/giftcards
February 2, 2026 at 10:29 PM
One thing today you can do to fight evil and darkness: Get yourself or a MN friend a Pizza Luce gift certificate. Or just get a gift card to say thanks to Pizza Luce for standing up for their employees. pizzaluce.com/giftcards
Artemis 2 on launch pad 39 A with wild pigs in the foreground.
February 2, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Artemis 2 on launch pad 39 A with wild pigs in the foreground.
Zuck just another pedophile
Meta’s second major trial of 2026 over alleged harms to children begins today. The "jury trial in Santa Fe pits the New Mexico attorney general’s office against the social media giant. The state alleges that the company knowingly enabled predators to use Facebook and Instagram to exploit children."
‘Marketplace for predators’: Meta faces jury trial over child exploitation claims
New Mexico attorney general accuses Meta of failing to safeguard children against trafficking and sexual abuse
www.theguardian.com
February 2, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Zuck just another pedophile
Make it make sense
NEW: The Justice Department published dozens of unredacted images of nude women (and possibly teens) as part of its Epstein release.
The faces of those people were also left unredacted.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/01/u...
The faces of those people were also left unredacted.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/01/u...
The Government Published Dozens of Nude Photos in the Epstein Files
www.nytimes.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Make it make sense
Reposted by Agent Fartburger (stinky)
