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hhumorlos.bsky.social
Wie konnte Friedrich Merz jemals was anderes werden als ein rassistischer Rentner in nem Kleingartenverein, der den Kindern den Fußball wegnimmt.
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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robdenbleyker.com
this is a lazy metaphor, the writers need to do better
onestpress.onestnetwork.com Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 7d
BREAKING: The UN climate talks COP30 have been evacuated due to a fire breaking out inside the venue in Belém, Brazil.
November 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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theonion.com
Gifted Khashoggi Head Mounted In Oval Office
Gifted Khashoggi Head Mounted In Oval Office
November 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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ricardalang.bsky.social
Finde ich den Satz von Friedrich Merz peinlich und außenpolitisch schädlich? Auf jeden Fall.

Ist es trotzdem ein Problem, dass es das ist, was man bisher am meisten von der Weltklimakonferenz mitbekommt ? Ja.

Denn so verkommt Politik zu einer Aneinaderreihung von Empörung ohne wirkliche Substanz.
November 19, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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ricardalang.bsky.social
Statt jetzt wieder 3 Tage über einen offensichtlich onkelig-dummen Satz von Merz zu diskutieren, könnten wir auch darüber sprechen, dass er als deutscher Bundeskanzler kimapolitisch blank zur Weltklimakonferenz gefahren ist, wo gerade über den globalen Ausstieg aus fossilen Energien verhandelt wird.
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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smbccomics.bsky.social
Do what I want, not what I said.

COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/panic
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
3-panel SMBC comic update - in the first panel, a man screams "Everyone! Fire! Do panic! Make sure to panic! PANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!" The second shows people panicking in response, leading to the character in the first panel to react with a slightly puzzled face saying "woops" as the fire spreads. A caption at the bottom of the comic reads : "Finding: you can't get people to calmly exit a building via reverse psychology."
November 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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asherlangton.bsky.social
Well that's an interesting way to cover the story, NYT.
The New York Times Boston University Student Attacked Online Over Claim He Called ICE on Workers
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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jhillje.bsky.social
Söder begründet die Senkung der Luftverkehrsteuer in der Pressekonferenz folgendermaßen: „Ein klares Signal, dass Fliegen in Deutschland wettbewerbsfähig in, vor allem im Binnenbereich.“ Der Wettbewerb besteht im „Binnenbereich“ vor allem mit der Bahn.
November 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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mosheroperandi.bsky.social
I am deliriously laughing at the image of Boebert facing dawning revelation that she's actually found the pedophile elite conspiracy ring and that she's standing right in the middle of it
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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jonworth.eu
Manic day, so no time for a full analysis of the European Sleeper to run Paris-Berlin night trains from Spring 2026, so just this quick thread

Important: chances this happens are GOOD, upwards of 80%

Chances it can’t launch in spring and start is delayed is higher than it not happening at all
European Sleeper carriage
November 12, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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filippo.abyssdomain.expert
Zohran campaign style sign saying IF ERR != NIL return nil, err
November 9, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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mauraquint.bsky.social
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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dburbach.bsky.social
"Democrats recognize President Trump’s new hardline against extending the ACA subsidies prevents a real chance of reaching a bipartisan deal on that issue, so several are willing to settle for just a [doomed -ed] standalone vote"
November 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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mmasnick.bsky.social
This is fantastic. Make sure you stick around until the record scratch at the end.
thedailyshow.com The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 20d
New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
November 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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timothysnyder.bsky.social
Elon Musk’s new pay package would feed all forty million Americans on SNAP for the next ten years. He wouldn’t notice the difference but the country would.
November 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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mollyknight.bsky.social
oh my god they actually did it lmao
Fox News chyron: by winning, democrats are actually losing
November 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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ausnahmsweise.net
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
unusualwhales.bsky.social Unusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social · 22d
BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.
November 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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mjsdc.bsky.social
My take on today’s tariff arguments at the Supreme Court. Short version: LOL slate.com/news-and-pol...
Going into Supreme Court arguments over President Donald Trump's tariffs on Wednesday, it was genuinely difficult to guess how the justices would rule. Within minutes, that suspense vanished. The hearing was a bloodbath for the Trump administration: Six justices lined up to bash the Justice Department's defense of the tariffs, barely disguising their annoyance with the government's barrage of blustery nonsense. At the halfway point, it would've saved everyone time had the court just huddled, announced its decision from the bench, and recessed early for lunch. Trump's signature trade policy-which he expected to raise trillions of dollars for him to use as he wished-looks dead on arrival at SCOTUS. We have spent ten months waiting to see if, and when, this court would set a limit on Trump's power. Perhaps we should've guessed that its extraordinary deference to this president could be outweighed only by its hatred of taxes.
November 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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carlquintanilla.bsky.social
This really hasn’t gotten enough attention this week.

@wired.com #ICE
www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa...
November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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kendrawrites.com
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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brewergnome.bsky.social
As a biologist, It really is a great analogy. Also trees. It's like saying, "There are trees and grass, you have to be one or the other." Ok... where is the line that defines "is a tree?" what about bush-like grasses? Palm trees? NON-tree palms? What about horsetails and their tree-like ancestors?
November 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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tubetime.bsky.social
T H I S I S R E A L T O U C H
90s colorful box for a "Mouse Phone" "Let's use mouse to combine you & your life closer:" "total new concept mouse phone"
November 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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ausnahmsweise.net
sollen wir jetzt glauben das ist schlecht? was kommt als nächstes? seltene robbenart verhindert ölbohrungen im wattenmeer? tempo 30 sorgt für sauberere luft?
Passagierzahlen an deutschen Flughäfen weiterhin niedriger als 2019 Die großen Flughäfen in Deutschland konnten bisher nicht an die Zeit vor der Coronapandemie anknüpfen. Einem Medienbericht zufolge fehlen weiterhin Millionen Passagiere.
October 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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thedailyshow.com
This season on The East Wing...
October 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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tomgauld.bsky.social
‘The exceptionally limited edition book.’ (My cartoon for this week’s @theguardian.com books)
Title: The exceptionally limited edition book Part 1. Bound in cloth taken from the author's wardrobe! (image of tweed-bound book) Indecipherably elegant font! Your mere presence sullies its beauty! Part 2. Luxurious presentation! (the book inside) Three slipcases (inside a) Lightproof Velvet bag (indide a) Archival Glass box (inside a) Lead-lined Biometric safe Part 3. Scroll of Authenticity! (image of long, text-covered scroll with am ornate seal) Includes author's signature, home phone number and invitation to stay for a few days over the summer. Part 4. Too heavy to hold: reading assistants On standby 24/7 (image of two figures holding huge book) Sign up promptly to ensure you are considered for the waiting list to enter the lottery to register your interest in preordering a copy!
October 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM