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Wie konnte Friedrich Merz jemals was anderes werden als ein rassistischer Rentner in nem Kleingartenverein, der den Kindern den Fußball wegnimmt.
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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this is a lazy metaphor, the writers need to do better
BREAKING: The UN climate talks COP30 have been evacuated due to a fire breaking out inside the venue in Belém, Brazil.
November 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Gifted Khashoggi Head Mounted In Oval Office
November 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Finde ich den Satz von Friedrich Merz peinlich und außenpolitisch schädlich? Auf jeden Fall.

Ist es trotzdem ein Problem, dass es das ist, was man bisher am meisten von der Weltklimakonferenz mitbekommt ? Ja.

Denn so verkommt Politik zu einer Aneinaderreihung von Empörung ohne wirkliche Substanz.
November 19, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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Statt jetzt wieder 3 Tage über einen offensichtlich onkelig-dummen Satz von Merz zu diskutieren, könnten wir auch darüber sprechen, dass er als deutscher Bundeskanzler kimapolitisch blank zur Weltklimakonferenz gefahren ist, wo gerade über den globalen Ausstieg aus fossilen Energien verhandelt wird.
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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Do what I want, not what I said.

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November 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Well that's an interesting way to cover the story, NYT.
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Söder begründet die Senkung der Luftverkehrsteuer in der Pressekonferenz folgendermaßen: „Ein klares Signal, dass Fliegen in Deutschland wettbewerbsfähig in, vor allem im Binnenbereich.“ Der Wettbewerb besteht im „Binnenbereich“ vor allem mit der Bahn.
November 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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I am deliriously laughing at the image of Boebert facing dawning revelation that she's actually found the pedophile elite conspiracy ring and that she's standing right in the middle of it
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Manic day, so no time for a full analysis of the European Sleeper to run Paris-Berlin night trains from Spring 2026, so just this quick thread

Important: chances this happens are GOOD, upwards of 80%

Chances it can’t launch in spring and start is delayed is higher than it not happening at all
November 12, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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"Democrats recognize President Trump’s new hardline against extending the ACA subsidies prevents a real chance of reaching a bipartisan deal on that issue, so several are willing to settle for just a [doomed -ed] standalone vote"
November 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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This is fantastic. Make sure you stick around until the record scratch at the end.
New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
November 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Elon Musk’s new pay package would feed all forty million Americans on SNAP for the next ten years. He wouldn’t notice the difference but the country would.
November 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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oh my god they actually did it lmao
November 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.
November 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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My take on today’s tariff arguments at the Supreme Court. Short version: LOL slate.com/news-and-pol...
November 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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This really hasn’t gotten enough attention this week.

@wired.com #ICE
www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa...
November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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As a biologist, It really is a great analogy. Also trees. It's like saying, "There are trees and grass, you have to be one or the other." Ok... where is the line that defines "is a tree?" what about bush-like grasses? Palm trees? NON-tree palms? What about horsetails and their tree-like ancestors?
November 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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T H I S I S R E A L T O U C H
November 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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sollen wir jetzt glauben das ist schlecht? was kommt als nächstes? seltene robbenart verhindert ölbohrungen im wattenmeer? tempo 30 sorgt für sauberere luft?
October 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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This season on The East Wing...
October 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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‘The exceptionally limited edition book.’ (My cartoon for this week’s @theguardian.com books)
October 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM