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My cousin brought her girlfriend to the funeral but made her sit in the car.
Grandma Thankfully Dies Before Sister’s Girlfriend Arrives https://theonion.com/grandma-thankfully-dies-before-sisters-girlfriend-arrives/
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My cousin brought her girlfriend to the funeral but made her sit in the car.
Blasting some GnR for the neighborhood on this fine morning.
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Blasting some GnR for the neighborhood on this fine morning.
Not even Thanksgiving can stop the clown car from pulling up to the cameras to cut their shitty wrestling promos.
REPORTER: There are people upset with the president, believing the National Guard members shouldn't have been there
PIRRO: I don't even wanna talk about whether they should've been there. We ought to kiss the ground and thank God that the president said it's time to bring in more law enforcement
PIRRO: I don't even wanna talk about whether they should've been there. We ought to kiss the ground and thank God that the president said it's time to bring in more law enforcement
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Not even Thanksgiving can stop the clown car from pulling up to the cameras to cut their shitty wrestling promos.
Lucky bastard
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Lucky bastard
They'd be alive right now if they where they should be. Home for the fucking holiday instead of whatever this bullshit is.
NEW: The governor of West Virginia says that two members of the state National Guard shot today in DC have died.
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
They'd be alive right now if they where they should be. Home for the fucking holiday instead of whatever this bullshit is.
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Time for my favorite game:
WHO PLAYED MORE BASEBALL: Ted Williams during World War 2 or Anthony Rendon for the Angels?
WHO PLAYED MORE BASEBALL: Ted Williams during World War 2 or Anthony Rendon for the Angels?
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Time for my favorite game:
WHO PLAYED MORE BASEBALL: Ted Williams during World War 2 or Anthony Rendon for the Angels?
WHO PLAYED MORE BASEBALL: Ted Williams during World War 2 or Anthony Rendon for the Angels?
One of the all-time biggest losers to ever play baseball.
Angels and Anthony Rendon are in talks to buy out the final year of his contract, per Alden Gonzalez.
Rendon is expected to retire.
Rendon is expected to retire.
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
One of the all-time biggest losers to ever play baseball.
Should never have shelved this jawn
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November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Should never have shelved this jawn
You ever suck dick for weed?
More people are getting addicted to marijuana, but fewer are seeking treatment.
More people are addicted to marijuana, but fewer of them are seeking help, experts say
Cannabis use among young adults has reached historic levels, with nearly 18 million Americans using marijuana daily in 2022.
bit.ly
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
You ever suck dick for weed?
People who attend zoom meetings without headphones should be charged with a hate crime.
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
People who attend zoom meetings without headphones should be charged with a hate crime.
I think Chris Berman just spit out a tooth.
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I think Chris Berman just spit out a tooth.
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Welcome to the strange
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Welcome to the strange
How does the ref not know that rule?
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
How does the ref not know that rule?
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Watching Philadelphia sports the last seven calendar days
October 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Watching Philadelphia sports the last seven calendar days
Sorry that we don't shit out a thousand dollars every time we snap one off.
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h... "please, buy new phone. the economy is dying" is an incredible gaslight
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Sorry that we don't shit out a thousand dollars every time we snap one off.
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Check their FanDuel accounts.
November 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Check their FanDuel accounts.
Dad's would like a tuddy here
November 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Dad's would like a tuddy here
Good Morning. Fuck Dallas. Go Birds.
November 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Good Morning. Fuck Dallas. Go Birds.
His name was Lee Harvey Oswald, you fucking knob.
My first political memory - exactly 62 years ago right now, a 4-year-old boy trying to understand his mom's tears - is still the biggest event in my lifetime. We still (IMO) don't *really* know who killed JFK, but we know the public's trust was shattered. It's a straight line to today's mess
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
His name was Lee Harvey Oswald, you fucking knob.