Smartass Dad
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kid: TRICK OR TREAT
me: I think you mean trick XOR treat
kid: *kicks me in the balls and takes all my candy*
me: touché
me: I think you mean trick XOR treat
kid: *kicks me in the balls and takes all my candy*
me: touché
October 31, 2023 at 10:23 PM
kid: TRICK OR TREAT
me: I think you mean trick XOR treat
kid: *kicks me in the balls and takes all my candy*
me: touché
me: I think you mean trick XOR treat
kid: *kicks me in the balls and takes all my candy*
me: touché
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
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Dune 2 chicks at the same time
October 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Dune 2 chicks at the same time
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Matt Shaw with three K’s just how he likes it
October 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Matt Shaw with three K’s just how he likes it
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[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
September 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
MHJ got hands like a Maserati
September 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
MHJ got hands like a Maserati
CFL coming back to the Liberty Bowl
September 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
CFL coming back to the Liberty Bowl
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How bad is Kent State? Well...
September 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
How bad is Kent State? Well...
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so are we going to get an amber alert if it happens overnight
August 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
so are we going to get an amber alert if it happens overnight
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never forget the 9/11 cheerleading routine
August 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
never forget the 9/11 cheerleading routine
Just asked ChatGPT to list the last 22 presidents
August 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Just asked ChatGPT to list the last 22 presidents
oh man what if he has a paper brown sack lunch on the roof
August 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
oh man what if he has a paper brown sack lunch on the roof
more like blow jays
August 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
more like blow jays
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taking Adderall on a Saturday like,
May 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
taking Adderall on a Saturday like,
I bet Nick Castellanos hits 3 walkoff grand slams today
April 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I bet Nick Castellanos hits 3 walkoff grand slams today
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The apostle Thomas was the first two factor authentication
April 20, 2025 at 1:17 PM
The apostle Thomas was the first two factor authentication
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TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL
September 11, 2001 at 12:14 PM
TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL
fuck this. 95 day streak ruined
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April 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
fuck this. 95 day streak ruined
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March 31, 2025 at 2:50 PM