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danmentos.com
kid: TRICK OR TREAT
me: I think you mean trick XOR treat
kid: *kicks me in the balls and takes all my candy*
me: touché
October 31, 2023 at 10:23 PM
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October 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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jayrigdon.bsky.social
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
Dune 2 chicks at the same time
Wallace from the movie Office Space showing Wallace from the 2 chicks at the same time scene with his eyes colored purple
October 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Matt Shaw with three K’s just how he likes it
October 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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crushed that one
October 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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tweetpotato314.bsky.social
[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
September 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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MHJ got hands like a Maserati
September 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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CFL coming back to the Liberty Bowl
September 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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bryandfischer.bsky.social
How bad is Kent State? Well...
September 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
WE BACK
dabo and the big L flag
August 31, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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so are we going to get an amber alert if it happens overnight
August 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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miketaddow.bsky.social
never forget the 9/11 cheerleading routine
August 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Just asked ChatGPT to list the last 22 presidents
August 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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oh man what if he has a paper brown sack lunch on the roof
August 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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more like blow jays
August 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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forestwife.bsky.social
taking Adderall on a Saturday like,
the creepy guy from Andor saying "I have spiders to count."
May 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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I bet Nick Castellanos hits 3 walkoff grand slams today
April 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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celebrityhottub.bsky.social
The apostle Thomas was the first two factor authentication
April 20, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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t4t.bsky.social
TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL
September 11, 2001 at 12:14 PM
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🚲👀
April 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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fuck this. 95 day streak ruined

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April 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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cybertronicspree.bsky.social
Trans rights or gtfo

Love to all our trans friends and fam everyday 💜

#transdayofvisibility
March 31, 2025 at 2:50 PM