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Not currently on our website, but if you would like me to draw one for you you can email via the website worldofmoose.com
October 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Not currently on our website, but if you would like me to draw one for you you can email via the website worldofmoose.com
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Jesus told his followers not to divorce. Matthew 19
FUN FACT: Atheists divorce at a lower rate than Southern Baptists, which, technically, makes Atheists better Christians than Southern Baptists. Glory!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0A4...
FUN FACT: Atheists divorce at a lower rate than Southern Baptists, which, technically, makes Atheists better Christians than Southern Baptists. Glory!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0A4...
Top 10 Tips For Being a Conservative Christian
YouTube video by Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian
www.youtube.com
October 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Jesus told his followers not to divorce. Matthew 19
FUN FACT: Atheists divorce at a lower rate than Southern Baptists, which, technically, makes Atheists better Christians than Southern Baptists. Glory!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0A4...
FUN FACT: Atheists divorce at a lower rate than Southern Baptists, which, technically, makes Atheists better Christians than Southern Baptists. Glory!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0A4...
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January 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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it’s so awkward when a bird arrives back at its nest and the worms in its mouth realise that wasn’t just a free aerial tour of the city
January 2, 2025 at 11:44 AM
it’s so awkward when a bird arrives back at its nest and the worms in its mouth realise that wasn’t just a free aerial tour of the city
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Considering they have the biggest brains in the world, whales have written surprisingly few great novels.
January 2, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Considering they have the biggest brains in the world, whales have written surprisingly few great novels.
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Some people are so self-obsessed, like all the passengers on this train who don't want to hear about my Christmas.
January 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Some people are so self-obsessed, like all the passengers on this train who don't want to hear about my Christmas.
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I need someone to explain to me why it’s always “if you can’t pay rent, buy fewer lattes and avocado toasts” and not “if you can’t pay your employees a living wage, buy fewer yachts and real estate”.
Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.
Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.
December 26, 2024 at 8:30 PM
I need someone to explain to me why it’s always “if you can’t pay rent, buy fewer lattes and avocado toasts” and not “if you can’t pay your employees a living wage, buy fewer yachts and real estate”.
Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.
Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.
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[a horse walks into a bar]
bartender: what can i get you
horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water
bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink
horse: what
bartender: what can i get you
horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water
bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink
horse: what
December 22, 2024 at 3:28 PM
[a horse walks into a bar]
bartender: what can i get you
horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water
bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink
horse: what
bartender: what can i get you
horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water
bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink
horse: what
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[Being murdered]
"Oh good now I don't have to finish wrapping these Christmas gifts"
"Oh good now I don't have to finish wrapping these Christmas gifts"
December 21, 2024 at 1:44 PM
[Being murdered]
"Oh good now I don't have to finish wrapping these Christmas gifts"
"Oh good now I don't have to finish wrapping these Christmas gifts"
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"Here is the bill you demanded that nullifies all safety regulations for EVs and rockets, Your Majesty. I'll be back with your iced tea."
December 20, 2024 at 10:06 PM
"Here is the bill you demanded that nullifies all safety regulations for EVs and rockets, Your Majesty. I'll be back with your iced tea."
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English needs better words for modern, indoor sounds. Because neither Dickens nor Shakespeare ever had to describe attempting to open a pastry container without alerting your best friend and dad in the next room that you're going in after the last danish
December 21, 2024 at 4:32 PM
English needs better words for modern, indoor sounds. Because neither Dickens nor Shakespeare ever had to describe attempting to open a pastry container without alerting your best friend and dad in the next room that you're going in after the last danish
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I go to seductively boop your nose but my finger pierces straight through the back of your skull.
"Sorry, I've been working out," I say.
"Sorry, I've been working out," I say.
December 21, 2024 at 4:41 PM
I go to seductively boop your nose but my finger pierces straight through the back of your skull.
"Sorry, I've been working out," I say.
"Sorry, I've been working out," I say.
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of course the shortest day of the year is a saturday. another win for capitalism
December 21, 2024 at 5:08 PM
of course the shortest day of the year is a saturday. another win for capitalism
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I wasn't able to post this reply because, apparently, this account blocked me. So touchy.
December 10, 2024 at 9:03 PM
I wasn't able to post this reply because, apparently, this account blocked me. So touchy.
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"Nah, man. Night shift is pretty easy once you get used to it."
- Eric, age 24
- Eric, age 24
December 11, 2024 at 1:40 PM
"Nah, man. Night shift is pretty easy once you get used to it."
- Eric, age 24
- Eric, age 24
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Laura Ingraham: "The left has a history of fawning over killers."
Oh, honey . . . the "left" didn't introduce double-killer Kyle Rittenhouse with fireworks, fanfare, and rapturous applause. That was you guys.
Oh, honey . . . the "left" didn't introduce double-killer Kyle Rittenhouse with fireworks, fanfare, and rapturous applause. That was you guys.
December 11, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Laura Ingraham: "The left has a history of fawning over killers."
Oh, honey . . . the "left" didn't introduce double-killer Kyle Rittenhouse with fireworks, fanfare, and rapturous applause. That was you guys.
Oh, honey . . . the "left" didn't introduce double-killer Kyle Rittenhouse with fireworks, fanfare, and rapturous applause. That was you guys.
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I just received $300 worth of textiles in the mail from India and it totally reminded me of the time I got super high and ordered $300 worth of textiles from India
December 10, 2024 at 10:27 PM
I just received $300 worth of textiles in the mail from India and it totally reminded me of the time I got super high and ordered $300 worth of textiles from India
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Ugh. Saw another one of those lorries with a parasitic forklift truck clinging to its back. Horrible.
December 9, 2024 at 12:43 PM
Ugh. Saw another one of those lorries with a parasitic forklift truck clinging to its back. Horrible.