small thin dog
@smallthindog.bsky.social
Not small, not thin. Also, not a dog. Profile pic by the very talented @wangleberry
Got home half-cut and forced equally half-cut husband to watch Down With Love (I love that film). He liked it! I'm sure the fact that I've gone to bed and he's staying up to watch Heat is purely coincidental!
November 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Got home half-cut and forced equally half-cut husband to watch Down With Love (I love that film). He liked it! I'm sure the fact that I've gone to bed and he's staying up to watch Heat is purely coincidental!
Freehand embroidery with voided lettering - a retirement gift for a colleague! He taught me how to draft laws, and one of his mottos was this, i.e. if you mean the same thing, use the same word - don't try to make it read more interestingly!
November 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Freehand embroidery with voided lettering - a retirement gift for a colleague! He taught me how to draft laws, and one of his mottos was this, i.e. if you mean the same thing, use the same word - don't try to make it read more interestingly!
Just finished an #embroidery piece I'm really, really proud of and I can't post a picture of it because it's a Christmas present 😫
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Just finished an #embroidery piece I'm really, really proud of and I can't post a picture of it because it's a Christmas present 😫
A recent cross stitch from an Innocent Bones pattern. Done in 14 count aida and not 18 because I'm a blind old woman, and come on now
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
A recent cross stitch from an Innocent Bones pattern. Done in 14 count aida and not 18 because I'm a blind old woman, and come on now
Stay fresh, cheese bags
November 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Stay fresh, cheese bags
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You've just died. The 6th photo in your gallery is what killed you
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 AM
You've just died. The 6th photo in your gallery is what killed you
LET HIM IN
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:56 PM
LET HIM IN
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If I die adjusting some cursed screen- or capacitive-touch-heavy user interface in a car, please take the turd released once my bowels cease to function and mail it to the automaker in question.
November 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
If I die adjusting some cursed screen- or capacitive-touch-heavy user interface in a car, please take the turd released once my bowels cease to function and mail it to the automaker in question.
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AND HE WAS LIKE, BUT NOT MY FACE, RIGHT? AND I WAS LIKE WELL IT'S A FACE, SO
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
AND HE WAS LIKE, BUT NOT MY FACE, RIGHT? AND I WAS LIKE WELL IT'S A FACE, SO
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Deeply relate to Alan celebrating with by shouting Woo Hoo before bursting into tears. #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Deeply relate to Alan celebrating with by shouting Woo Hoo before bursting into tears. #CelebrityTraitors
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Lovely stuff from Nick there
November 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Lovely stuff from Nick there
YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
November 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
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I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.
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I know it's tough - but your tentative endorsement of cycle lanes on Bluesky could be the extremist action that makes voters in Normville turn away from Jennifer Nice, the now-tainted Democrat candidate, and instead reluctantly support her opponent, Shitlord K. Hitler
November 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I know it's tough - but your tentative endorsement of cycle lanes on Bluesky could be the extremist action that makes voters in Normville turn away from Jennifer Nice, the now-tainted Democrat candidate, and instead reluctantly support her opponent, Shitlord K. Hitler
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This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
February 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
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....And then she said, I got some news this mornin' from Choctaw Ridge
Today, Billie-Joe McAllister jumped off the -
Today, Billie-Joe McAllister jumped off the -
November 19, 2024 at 4:22 PM
....And then she said, I got some news this mornin' from Choctaw Ridge
Today, Billie-Joe McAllister jumped off the -
Today, Billie-Joe McAllister jumped off the -
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Turns out that when Americans said "If it weren't for us you'd be speaking German now..." their objection was to learning a second language, not fascism.
October 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Turns out that when Americans said "If it weren't for us you'd be speaking German now..." their objection was to learning a second language, not fascism.
Little embroidered bird on a t-shirt.
October 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Little embroidered bird on a t-shirt.
I can't stop watching
October 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I can't stop watching
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Accidentally entered NANFICTION into the spelling bee today, have I invented a new literary genre?
October 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Accidentally entered NANFICTION into the spelling bee today, have I invented a new literary genre?
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I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
September 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
I'm using a coffee mug that I absolutely can't stand because it was at the front of the cupboard and if I reach past it to get a better one I might hurt its feelings
September 23, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I'm using a coffee mug that I absolutely can't stand because it was at the front of the cupboard and if I reach past it to get a better one I might hurt its feelings