Johnson
@sluttydoc.bsky.social
Cats and cocks 😅Bi queer ftm vet. Free 🇵🇸
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Hallowed ground to remember lives slaughtered by the hands of hate erased by the order a petulant man who does not simply wish to "promote traditional values" but rather seeks to use the power of government to erase us, to execute us from the memory of time but -
Never again will we go into hiding
Never again will we go into hiding
A rainbow crosswalk in Orlando that was part of the city’s Pulse Memorial was painted over by the state last night at the order of Ron DeSantis.
The memorial honored the 49 people fatally shot by a gunman at the Pulse LGBTQ nightclub in 2016 — the largest mass shooting in the country at the time.
The memorial honored the 49 people fatally shot by a gunman at the Pulse LGBTQ nightclub in 2016 — the largest mass shooting in the country at the time.
Pulse Memorial's rainbow crosswalk removed overnight in Orlando
A rainbow crosswalk in Orlando, Florida, that was part of the city’s Pulse Memorial was removed by the state overnight.
www.aol.com
August 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Hallowed ground to remember lives slaughtered by the hands of hate erased by the order a petulant man who does not simply wish to "promote traditional values" but rather seeks to use the power of government to erase us, to execute us from the memory of time but -
Never again will we go into hiding
Never again will we go into hiding
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Abdul is on 🎯
Want to know why there’s so much ultra-processed food in America? Here’s why.
(RFK Jr, you’re welcome to take notes. You might learn something.)
(RFK Jr, you’re welcome to take notes. You might learn something.)
August 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Abdul is on 🎯
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FRIEND: hey, you snooze you lose
ME …
FRIEND: you’re still gonna take a nap huh?
ME: …
ME …
FRIEND: you’re still gonna take a nap huh?
ME: …
August 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
FRIEND: hey, you snooze you lose
ME …
FRIEND: you’re still gonna take a nap huh?
ME: …
ME …
FRIEND: you’re still gonna take a nap huh?
ME: …
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My garden has given me some happiness today.
August 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
My garden has given me some happiness today.
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Kinda wish I was riding someone and leaning over to make out with them while they thrust deeper inside me 😮💨
August 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Kinda wish I was riding someone and leaning over to make out with them while they thrust deeper inside me 😮💨
******because one MAN RAPED A MINOR. Language matters
Kevin McCarthy on CNN: "I lost my job because one person slept with an underaged woman and I wasn't going to do something different when it came to the ethics committee. I'd do that exact same thing today."
August 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
******because one MAN RAPED A MINOR. Language matters
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Why are all republicans so okay with pedophilia? 🤮
August 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Why are all republicans so okay with pedophilia? 🤮
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Some incredibly good news:
One year ago this week, The Onion returned to print.
In that one year, we’ve grown to the 13th largest print newspaper in the United States, just ahead of the Boston Globe, and growing fast.
In short, it’s working.
So… thank you. Thank you for helping save this thing.
One year ago this week, The Onion returned to print.
In that one year, we’ve grown to the 13th largest print newspaper in the United States, just ahead of the Boston Globe, and growing fast.
In short, it’s working.
So… thank you. Thank you for helping save this thing.
Exclusive | The Onion Brought Back Its Print Edition. The Gamble Is Paying Off.
Publications turn to the old-style products to appeal to nostalgic readers and stand out in a crowded digital-media landscape.
www.wsj.com
August 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Some incredibly good news:
One year ago this week, The Onion returned to print.
In that one year, we’ve grown to the 13th largest print newspaper in the United States, just ahead of the Boston Globe, and growing fast.
In short, it’s working.
So… thank you. Thank you for helping save this thing.
One year ago this week, The Onion returned to print.
In that one year, we’ve grown to the 13th largest print newspaper in the United States, just ahead of the Boston Globe, and growing fast.
In short, it’s working.
So… thank you. Thank you for helping save this thing.
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a british person just told me they’d put our meeting time “in their diary” that’s so cute i with british people were real
August 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
a british person just told me they’d put our meeting time “in their diary” that’s so cute i with british people were real
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🧵Ahmed Kamal Junina is a linguistics professor in Gaza. He writes about trying to teach while starving.
“To generate knowledge in the context of hunger is to think through pain. To teach students who have not eaten and still tell them their voices matter.”
tinyurl.com/toohungrytot...
“To generate knowledge in the context of hunger is to think through pain. To teach students who have not eaten and still tell them their voices matter.”
tinyurl.com/toohungrytot...
‘Too hungry to think, too weak to sit upright. Concentration slips away’: the struggle to stay focused as an academic in Gaza
It is hard to keep the mind sharp when the body is thin and dehydrated, but solidarity is teaching starving students their thoughts still matter
tinyurl.com
August 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
🧵Ahmed Kamal Junina is a linguistics professor in Gaza. He writes about trying to teach while starving.
“To generate knowledge in the context of hunger is to think through pain. To teach students who have not eaten and still tell them their voices matter.”
tinyurl.com/toohungrytot...
“To generate knowledge in the context of hunger is to think through pain. To teach students who have not eaten and still tell them their voices matter.”
tinyurl.com/toohungrytot...
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People who say "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" must be terrible cooks
August 19, 2025 at 10:55 AM
People who say "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" must be terrible cooks
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Trump is mad that the Smithsonian is talking about "how bad slavery was." That's where we're at.
August 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Trump is mad that the Smithsonian is talking about "how bad slavery was." That's where we're at.
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An Anna's hummingbird in my son's backyard in Seattle.
August 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
An Anna's hummingbird in my son's backyard in Seattle.
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This new report shows how Trump's Department of Justice has turned into a corrupt pay-for-play system that harms our economy and leaves Americans paying the price.
What I saw inside Pam Bondi’s DOJ
unherd.com
August 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
This new report shows how Trump's Department of Justice has turned into a corrupt pay-for-play system that harms our economy and leaves Americans paying the price.
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The destruction of our federal agencies’ credibility is going to kill people, especially ass clowns own supporters because they will be the only ones stupid enough to follow RFK JR’s advice
apnews.com/article/covi...
apnews.com/article/covi...
US pediatricians' new COVID-19 shot recommendations differ from CDC advice
For the first time in 30 years, the American Academy of Pediatrics is substantially diverging from U.S. government vaccine recommendations.
apnews.com
August 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The destruction of our federal agencies’ credibility is going to kill people, especially ass clowns own supporters because they will be the only ones stupid enough to follow RFK JR’s advice
apnews.com/article/covi...
apnews.com/article/covi...
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"You can't expect any candidate to be perfect"
Can we expect anything though? Anything at all? Or are we all just dogs at the pound and we have to go home with whoever adopts us
Can we expect anything though? Anything at all? Or are we all just dogs at the pound and we have to go home with whoever adopts us
August 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
"You can't expect any candidate to be perfect"
Can we expect anything though? Anything at all? Or are we all just dogs at the pound and we have to go home with whoever adopts us
Can we expect anything though? Anything at all? Or are we all just dogs at the pound and we have to go home with whoever adopts us
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You think you know stress?
When I grew up, if you missed a TV show you just missed it.
Forever.
When I grew up, if you missed a TV show you just missed it.
Forever.
August 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
You think you know stress?
When I grew up, if you missed a TV show you just missed it.
Forever.
When I grew up, if you missed a TV show you just missed it.
Forever.
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there is nothing to fear but fear itself except those tanks rolling through big cities and the militarized police hunting you for sport but mostly fear
August 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
there is nothing to fear but fear itself except those tanks rolling through big cities and the militarized police hunting you for sport but mostly fear
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Steve is losing his marbles
August 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Steve is losing his marbles
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Dear Smithsonian.......send your historical records to Canada before they're destroyed.
August 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Dear Smithsonian.......send your historical records to Canada before they're destroyed.
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‘We don’t go to no damn football game to see MALE cheerleaders, we go to see super fit dudes in really tight pants kneel down & reach between each others legs, run & tackle until they collapse in a sweaty pile of man so we can get tipsy in the stands & admiringly call ‘em ‘units’
August 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
‘We don’t go to no damn football game to see MALE cheerleaders, we go to see super fit dudes in really tight pants kneel down & reach between each others legs, run & tackle until they collapse in a sweaty pile of man so we can get tipsy in the stands & admiringly call ‘em ‘units’