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NerdyVersGuy
@nerdyversguy.bsky.social
You’ve stumbled across a naughty nerd with heavy loads.

Here to boost my confidence, be part of a community, and make dumb attempts at humour.

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Pinned
every time I open bluesky
Can’t wait to eventually retire this iPhone 12 and take nudes worthy of this decade 😄
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Give ‘em a good squeeze in the morning ☀️

#testicletuesday
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
It’s Tuesday and I can’t find my towel 👀

#toweltuesday
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
bulges, bulges everywhere but not a bulge to feel
November 11, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Give ‘em a good squeeze in the morning ☀️

#testicletuesday
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
As someone relatively indecisive (vers things 😄), I do have a thing for guys who know what they want
November 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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What would you do if I gave you these sad eyes? 🥺
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
What would you do if I gave you these sad eyes? 🥺
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Mondays suck, and this needs sucking.

Let’s make it a Moanday 😈

#mcm
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Mondays suck, and this needs sucking.

Let’s make it a Moanday 😈

#mcm
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
He’s got a case of the sunday scaries. Can you help him? 🙏
November 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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floods of cum are forecasted this sunday
November 9, 2025 at 9:29 AM
floods of cum are forecasted this sunday
November 9, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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I sprung a leak…

Happy #sundaycumday!
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I sprung a leak…

Happy #sundaycumday!
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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Repost if you have an ass worth smacking 🍑
November 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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F. E. R. A. L.

#fcf
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Repost if you have an ass worth smacking 🍑
November 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
F. E. R. A. L.

#fcf
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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he can be a real handful sometimes
#fcf
November 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
You hungry? I bought breakfast with a side of #fcf
November 7, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Rate how you like doing it (1-10)

kissing: ♾️
nipple play: 7
sucking: 9
being sucked: 8
rimming: 6
being rimmed: 8
fingering: 6
being fingered: 7
toys: 6
bdsm: 3
piss play: 5
dirty talk: 10
fisting: 🤷‍♂️
being fisted: 🤷‍♂️
topping: 7
bottoming: 9
cuddling: ♾️
stroking: 8
breeding: ♾️
being bred: ♾️♾️
Rate how you like doing it (1-10)

kissing: 100
nipple play: 4
sucking: 7
being sucked: 5
rimming: 5
being rimmed: 10
fingering: 3
being fingered: 5
toys: 7
bdsm: 1
piss play: 10
dirty talk: 10
fisting: 0
being fisted: 3
topping: 1
bottoming: 8
cuddling: 100
stroking: 10000
pit play: 10
foot play: 5
Rate how you like doing it (1-10)

kissing: 10
nipple play: 10
sucking: 9
being sucked: 10
rimming: 10
being rimmed: 7
fingering: 10
being fingered: 10
toys: 8
bdsm: 8
piss play: 3
dirty talk: 8
fisting: 5
being fisted: 0
topping: 10
bottoming: 8
cuddling: 10
stroking: 10
pit play: 7
foot play: 10
November 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
he can be a real handful sometimes
#fcf
November 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
How’s your #humpday going?

Just peachy 🍑
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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so *now* he decides to wake up…
November 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM