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NerdyVersGuy
@nerdyversguy.bsky.social
You’ve stumbled across a naughty nerd with heavy loads.

Here to boost my confidence, be part of a community, and make dumb attempts at humour.

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every time I open bluesky
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It’s not yet #humpday for everyone, but my hole is needy
November 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Who wants to call in sick for me and tell them that I got pounded into next Tuesday?
November 12, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Wake up! It’s #humpday and I brought cake 🍰
November 12, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Forgotten how it feels to have my hole eaten out. It’s been so long 😩
November 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
It’s not yet #humpday for everyone, but my hole is needy
November 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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It’s Tuesday and I can’t find my towel 👀

#toweltuesday
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Give ‘em a good squeeze in the morning ☀️

#testicletuesday
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Can’t wait to eventually retire this iPhone 12 and take nudes worthy of this decade 😄
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
It’s Tuesday and I can’t find my towel 👀

#toweltuesday
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
bulges, bulges everywhere but not a bulge to feel
November 11, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Give ‘em a good squeeze in the morning ☀️

#testicletuesday
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
As someone relatively indecisive (vers things 😄), I do have a thing for guys who know what they want
November 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Mondays suck, and this needs sucking.

Let’s make it a Moanday 😈

#mcm
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Mondays suck, and this needs sucking.

Let’s make it a Moanday 😈

#mcm
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
He’s got a case of the sunday scaries. Can you help him? 🙏
November 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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floods of cum are forecasted this sunday
November 9, 2025 at 9:29 AM
floods of cum are forecasted this sunday
November 9, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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I sprung a leak…

Happy #sundaycumday!
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I sprung a leak…

Happy #sundaycumday!
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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Repost if you have an ass worth smacking 🍑
November 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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F. E. R. A. L.

#fcf
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Repost if you have an ass worth smacking 🍑
November 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
F. E. R. A. L.

#fcf
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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he can be a real handful sometimes
#fcf
November 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM