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NerdyVersGuy
@nerdyversguy.bsky.social
You’ve stumbled across a naughty nerd with heavy loads.

Here to boost my confidence, be part of a community, and make dumb attempts at humour.

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Wake up! It’s #humpday and I brought cake 🍰
November 12, 2025 at 5:53 AM
It’s not yet #humpday for everyone, but my hole is needy
November 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
It’s Tuesday and I can’t find my towel 👀

#toweltuesday
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
bulges, bulges everywhere but not a bulge to feel
November 11, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Give ‘em a good squeeze in the morning ☀️

#testicletuesday
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Mondays suck, and this needs sucking.

Let’s make it a Moanday 😈

#mcm
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
He’s got a case of the sunday scaries. Can you help him? 🙏
November 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
floods of cum are forecasted this sunday
November 9, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I sprung a leak…

Happy #sundaycumday!
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Repost if you have an ass worth smacking 🍑
November 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
F. E. R. A. L.

#fcf
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
You hungry? I bought breakfast with a side of #fcf
November 7, 2025 at 7:23 AM
he can be a real handful sometimes
#fcf
November 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
How’s your #humpday going?

Just peachy 🍑
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
so *now* he decides to wake up…
November 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
No Nut November?

…I failed

#sundaycumday
November 2, 2025 at 1:05 PM
your #fcf posts made me do it
November 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
playing with my halloweiner 👻
October 31, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Happy #fcf: Halloween edition 🎃

Help me choose my costume…

Is it Premature Ejaculation or Ghostly Ectoplasm?
October 31, 2025 at 1:58 AM
how’s this two in one? x
October 27, 2025 at 9:52 AM
POV stung by a jellyfish

me:
October 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
blast off in 3…2…1… #sundaycumday
October 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
must perform my good boy duties x
October 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Deal! In the hopes that you’re still able to see this x
October 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
no sleep. this is keeping me awake
October 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM