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23, Wisconsinite, gaymer, writer, leftist, scorpio, fan of the occult, haver of a horticulture degree, he/him, background by Don Dixon
fat cock friday. soft cock saturday. stiff cock sunday. man parts monday. tight pants tuesday. wet head wednesday. thick cock thursday. repeat
April 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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1419 more days

1. Stay alive
2. Help each other
3. Find joy as often as you can
4. Make each other laugh and jizz

-- The Four Agreements by that one guy
March 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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“rugged and muscular man in a white tank top that is oil stained from working on his motorcycle telling you “i think the DBT is working thank you for telling me to go to therapy’”
February 23, 2025 at 6:39 AM
transhumanism is when you turn into a shower scrubby so men can rub you all over their hairy balls and dirty feet
February 23, 2025 at 6:06 AM
call me [noun and stuff] the way i [verb and stuff] bro's balls and [blank] #madlibs
February 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
they call me lamprey the way i be latching onto bro's balls and using my serrated tongue to dig the sperms out
February 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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3, the gurney who exists in this tweet
January 31, 2025 at 7:52 AM
if i win the lottery i'm spending it on money
January 31, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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drawing people i see in the city (5/?) (redraw)
January 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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I keep trying to play Stardew Valley to relax only to get stressed out by planning the days for maximum farm efficiency and worrying about getting all the chores packed into the days. It's a more stressful game to me than Elden Ring or any survival horror game
January 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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January 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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i’m obsessed with her??? (and she’s on etsy btw)
January 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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CUSTOMER SERVICE: is there anything else i can do for you

ME: you’ve been very helpful, can i have your name

CS: sure, it’s janice

JANICE: thank you

: you’re welcome
January 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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🍆 🤖
January 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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These bots have to CHILL tf
January 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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cop fetish in this year twenty-twenty-five? 🚮
a man with gray hair is wearing a purple turtleneck and a netflix logo
Alt: a man with gray hair is wearing a purple turtleneck and shakes head saying NO MA’AM
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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I just found out there's a new Philomena Cunk series coming out next week and my heart is beating in anticipation much like the thumping beat of Belgium dance band Technotronic's 1989 hit single Pump Up The Jam
December 29, 2024 at 8:39 PM
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What do you mean you went to a “twink pageant” where someone’s talent was being Luigi Mangione singing “Defying Gravity”??
December 30, 2024 at 2:37 AM
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The Storm Of A Trillion Stars
December 27, 2024 at 7:30 PM
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December 27, 2024 at 7:51 PM
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Setting a worm loose in my sinuses don’t try to stop me
December 28, 2024 at 6:45 AM
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I can always tell when the dinosaurs are fake in movies
December 22, 2024 at 2:07 AM
6 accts of the same guy have followed me, and 6 accts of the same different guy have also followed me
December 20, 2024 at 10:30 PM