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Imagining an LLM trained on my grandfather.

“Mr Harkaway, your machine has committed 8421 acts of fraud since Monday and is now married to 11 women, 2 bishops and Nelson’s Column. It is also being sued by the estate of Frank Sinatra.”

Eep.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 11, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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♥️
December 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
November 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 20, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Everyone is having a meltdown over what is just playing tag with a bunch of happy dogs that lick you when they catch you, while some pillocks on horses kinda just follow and watch because that's their idea of a good time, I guess.
November 16, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Shyamalan law. Everything will end with a contrived twist.
Mamdani is going to implement Sharing law. You're gonna have to give me just a bite of that, because it looks really good. And you should try this, it's amazing.
Mamdami is going to implement Shakira law. Hips caught making false statements to Wyclef Jean will be subject to fines.
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 AM
The most Corruption shit
wormth a try…
November 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Meanwhile, in a small basement in New York, somehow surrounded by crickets:
November 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
November 4, 2025 at 12:42 PM
NEVER
Maybe it's time to accept that they're gone.
November 1, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I think this is a great idea. When they do that we can seal them both away forever in one of those handy 'this is not a place of honour' sites the scientists made for just such a situation.
October 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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The Daily Star's livestream of the Liz Truss lettuce has been acquired by the British Film Institute's National Archive for a collection of significant pieces of online video. The BFI's curator said it was "a seminal moment in British political history" www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-...
Daily Star's 60p Lettuce Liz that lasted longer than Truss immortalised by BFI
The lettuce livestream has been acquired by the British Film Institute’s National Archive as part of a digital collection featuring 400 significant pieces of British online video content
www.dailystar.co.uk
October 21, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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Cis women who are terfs are the pick mes of the patriarchy.
October 21, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again.

www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
New Work by Gary Larson | TheFarSide.com
Get an exclusive look at brand new cartoons and artwork from cartoonist Gary Larson, creator of the iconic comic strip The Far Side®.
www.thefarside.com
October 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I have bad news about the fish and chips.
The British Right are just in total freefall into savagery at this point
October 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Okay, maybe I'm going full red string, but what if the reason the Pope is giving Opus Dei the chop, is that he knows the Epstein files are coming out and wanted to get ahead of the shitstorm while he still could.
October 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
At a local No Kings rally near Innsmouth, Massachusetts, *every* protester showed up in an inflatable frog costume.

They must be from a different supplier than the Portland frog's costume, though. Bystanders describe the costumes as more like fish-frogs, "batrachian," with an odd, loping gait.
October 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Vietnamese English teacher IELTS
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
We can't stop here, this is skeksis country!'
"The World of the Dark Crystal" documentary (1983, 1 hour) is available for free on Youtube.
>> www.catsuka.com/breves/2025-...
October 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Thank goodness, it was getting near the end of his sentence.
October 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Every one of those rays rolled a nat 20 stealth check.
Rays swimming through the surf as they avoid someone fishing at the beach near Clearwater, Florida. Although Cownose Rays are very mellow, they have stingers and can sting you. They would rather avoid people though.
#nature #animals #beach #fishing #ocean #wildlife #awesome
October 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Also to keep in mind that when Scrooge decided to be a better person, he decided the only fair salary for Bob was the equivalent of $27 an hour.
October 9, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I will say of all the memes to get the big naturals treatment, I didn't expect it would be this one.
October 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM