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· Feb 14
bone apple teeth
Statement of Joe Spooky regarding sinister happenings...
December 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Statement of Joe Spooky regarding sinister happenings...
They don’t even know we’re here. We’re not part of their nightmare.
December 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
They don’t even know we’re here. We’re not part of their nightmare.
• If you stay, you'll die!
• Then I'll die!
• Then I'll die!
December 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
• If you stay, you'll die!
• Then I'll die!
• Then I'll die!
Immortality. It's impossible. Even without me, nothing escapes entropy. Not forever. Not even fear.
December 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Immortality. It's impossible. Even without me, nothing escapes entropy. Not forever. Not even fear.
What did you do, diva?
December 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
What did you do, diva?
It's a good place to canoodle.
December 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It's a good place to canoodle.
Yes, I know what a meme is!
December 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Yes, I know what a meme is!
Yes. For you, better beholding than the lightless flame.
December 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Yes. For you, better beholding than the lightless flame.
Right. Sorry. Yeah, that's cool. Babies are cool.
December 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Right. Sorry. Yeah, that's cool. Babies are cool.
Listen to me: bones are a lie peddled by Big Milk to keep you buying. No such thing.
December 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Listen to me: bones are a lie peddled by Big Milk to keep you buying. No such thing.
No, I was myself, and that was enough.
December 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
No, I was myself, and that was enough.
Martin. Martin, look at me. Look at me and tell me what you see.
December 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Martin. Martin, look at me. Look at me and tell me what you see.
Like colors, but if colors hated me.
December 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Like colors, but if colors hated me.
They don’t even know we’re here. We’re not part of their nightmare.
December 7, 2025 at 12:50 PM
They don’t even know we’re here. We’re not part of their nightmare.
Still… to be cut off from one’s family is its own very special sort of loneliness, isn’t it?
December 7, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Still… to be cut off from one’s family is its own very special sort of loneliness, isn’t it?
I OPEN THE DOOR!
December 7, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I OPEN THE DOOR!
Well run, dearie. Well run...
(The line goes dead.)
(The line goes dead.)
December 7, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Well run, dearie. Well run...
(The line goes dead.)
(The line goes dead.)
Who, Chester? He's not so bad. Better than Norris, whiny little toad.
December 7, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Who, Chester? He's not so bad. Better than Norris, whiny little toad.
• Sorry. No wonder you've been so arsey.
• I've not been "arsey"-
• I've not been "arsey"-
December 7, 2025 at 9:58 AM
• Sorry. No wonder you've been so arsey.
• I've not been "arsey"-
• I've not been "arsey"-
• Oh dear. Bad news, Celia.
• What?
• Your baby's a Tory.
• What?
• Your baby's a Tory.
December 7, 2025 at 9:11 AM
• Oh dear. Bad news, Celia.
• What?
• Your baby's a Tory.
• What?
• Your baby's a Tory.
Canaries should stay above ground.
December 7, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Canaries should stay above ground.
...such a creature must by all natural law lack that essential and ephemeral anima that is required for such awful knowledge; I tell you here Robert, it saw me and it knew me.
December 7, 2025 at 7:57 AM
...such a creature must by all natural law lack that essential and ephemeral anima that is required for such awful knowledge; I tell you here Robert, it saw me and it knew me.
(The dogs sit. They are not fur babies, they are what turns up when someone says "release the hounds".)
December 7, 2025 at 7:57 AM
(The dogs sit. They are not fur babies, they are what turns up when someone says "release the hounds".)
... it looked upon me not like a beast knows its master, but as one man knows another.
December 7, 2025 at 7:20 AM
... it looked upon me not like a beast knows its master, but as one man knows another.
...such a creature must by all natural law lack that essential and ephemeral anima that is required for such awful knowledge; I tell you here Robert, it saw me and it knew me.
December 7, 2025 at 6:40 AM
...such a creature must by all natural law lack that essential and ephemeral anima that is required for such awful knowledge; I tell you here Robert, it saw me and it knew me.