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Z. Von Schoonhoven
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Charlatan. Avocado. Writer (I’ve been paid for it).
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Love this song
December 22, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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Lower the bar. Okay, lower it some more. Now further down, that's it, further, further, further. Is there still room to do a limbo dance? Then lower it ever lower, that's it, lower, lower, lower. There! Now you're ready to praise Majorie Taylor Greene.
November 23, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Musk’s status as a “special government employee” limits him to 130 days in the executive branch. However, despite working daily—documented by his own X posts—they claim he only works one day a week, effectively stretching his limit to 130 weeks. This needs to be brought to Congress—please share.
March 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Hold up your ✋ and repost this if you're participating…
February 28, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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The Washington Post refused to run this ad. Sure would be a shame if it went viral.
February 17, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Tapping the sign wearily
February 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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. @theonion.com is cool.
On This Day In History: July 20, 1969
November 15, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Awww yeah
January 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Hi.
January 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM