SKP
@skp1083.bsky.social
🏳️🌈Attorney-criminal defense. M.S. CrossFit. Abortion is healthcare. Texas Tech alum 👆Boy mom (not the weird kind).
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@skp1083.bsky.social
· Nov 12
The only thing cooler than passing the bar is having the Fonz comment on me passing the bar and this is the identity I will continue to retain in the happy place 💕
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this is how Texas draws districts
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
this is how Texas draws districts
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Why? Because fuck you, that’s why
November 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Why? Because fuck you, that’s why
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It's not a sophisticated reaction, but my response to both "quiet, piggy" and the Coast Guard okaying swastikas and nooses is a deep sadness that the compassion we're working so hard to foster in our children will not just be challenged by schoolyard bullies but by the highest levels of society.
November 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
It's not a sophisticated reaction, but my response to both "quiet, piggy" and the Coast Guard okaying swastikas and nooses is a deep sadness that the compassion we're working so hard to foster in our children will not just be challenged by schoolyard bullies but by the highest levels of society.
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Lowkey tired of showering
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Lowkey tired of showering
Can @48hourscbs.bsky.social and @datelinenbc.bsky.social please stop the dramatics with pleading “not guilty”?!?! It’s literally part of the process if the defendant wants to exercise their constitutional right for a jury trial. Pls stop being part of the of problem because I love both of y’all
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Can @48hourscbs.bsky.social and @datelinenbc.bsky.social please stop the dramatics with pleading “not guilty”?!?! It’s literally part of the process if the defendant wants to exercise their constitutional right for a jury trial. Pls stop being part of the of problem because I love both of y’all
changed my bio today to remove “baby lawyer”. I’ve seen more shit in 18 mos than I should have and I deserve the whole ass title of attorney 💅🏻
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
changed my bio today to remove “baby lawyer”. I’ve seen more shit in 18 mos than I should have and I deserve the whole ass title of attorney 💅🏻
Legal name: Ichabod Crane Capybara.
Nickname: Iggy (obviously)
He is the biggest cuddle buddy ever 🥰
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Nickname: Iggy (obviously)
He is the biggest cuddle buddy ever 🥰
CDS pulls through once again
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Legal name: Ichabod Crane Capybara.
Nickname: Iggy (obviously)
He is the biggest cuddle buddy ever 🥰
CDS pulls through once again
Nickname: Iggy (obviously)
He is the biggest cuddle buddy ever 🥰
CDS pulls through once again
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There is zero excuse for police, in a free society, to wear a mask.
Cowards
Cowards
November 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
There is zero excuse for police, in a free society, to wear a mask.
Cowards
Cowards
Why is wall art so expensive pls
October 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Why is wall art so expensive pls
I keep my life and relationships publicized enough that yall can find my killer if I die 😆
October 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I keep my life and relationships publicized enough that yall can find my killer if I die 😆
October 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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ICE writing long screeds whining about someone from Cato calling out their bullshit shows how they know they're losing the narrative here. No one likes ICE. No one trusts ICE. And they're flipping out about how weak they look.
ICE says I cause assaults on ICE by reciting facts about ICE’s recent shooting but refuses to link to the thread. Only posting a picture. ICE lies and ICE hides. You can read the facts for yourselves
October 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
ICE writing long screeds whining about someone from Cato calling out their bullshit shows how they know they're losing the narrative here. No one likes ICE. No one trusts ICE. And they're flipping out about how weak they look.
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A message from @aoc.bsky.social to #trans kids in America. ❤️
October 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
A message from @aoc.bsky.social to #trans kids in America. ❤️
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obviously but… www.timesofisrael.com/study-x-now-...
Study: X now ‘one of the most effective tools for spreading antisemitism in history’
Report finds the platform, formerly known as Twitter, amplifies antisemitic conspiracy theories and allows hate speech to spread unchecked, with many monetizing their content
www.timesofisrael.com
October 2, 2025 at 2:24 AM
obviously but… www.timesofisrael.com/study-x-now-...
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Me: My email could not have been more clear.
Me (after re-reading my email): 😬 what the fuck was I talking about?
Me (after re-reading my email): 😬 what the fuck was I talking about?
September 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Me: My email could not have been more clear.
Me (after re-reading my email): 😬 what the fuck was I talking about?
Me (after re-reading my email): 😬 what the fuck was I talking about?
Menopause is the final form transition like in the OG tamagotchis. Are you gonna get something INCREDIBLE?!? Or are you gonna stay a swamp witch who doesn’t really care if anybody feeds you because eventually you’re gonna feed yourself 🤷♀️
September 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Menopause is the final form transition like in the OG tamagotchis. Are you gonna get something INCREDIBLE?!? Or are you gonna stay a swamp witch who doesn’t really care if anybody feeds you because eventually you’re gonna feed yourself 🤷♀️
Some days you just gotta find the positive…the only one I can find today is I got to tell a man to stop interrupting me because he was paying to hear me talk and not the other way around 😇
September 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Some days you just gotta find the positive…the only one I can find today is I got to tell a man to stop interrupting me because he was paying to hear me talk and not the other way around 😇
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This DOES NOT and CANNOT criminalize flag burning. Flag burning is constitutionally protected speech. If you actually read the "order" all it does is tell Pam Bondi to be sure to prosecute any cases that fall into an exception to the ruling. It's toothless and performative (Links/deets follow! 🧵)
Trump signs an executive order: "If you burn a flag, you get one year in jail."
August 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
This DOES NOT and CANNOT criminalize flag burning. Flag burning is constitutionally protected speech. If you actually read the "order" all it does is tell Pam Bondi to be sure to prosecute any cases that fall into an exception to the ruling. It's toothless and performative (Links/deets follow! 🧵)
Gold!
For those of you no longer on the hellsite, Twitter/X suspended Greg Abbott’s @/GovAbbot account🙃🤣🤣🤣
August 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Gold!
OH.
WILD situation in Texas right now: The House Speaker has required Dems, who just returned from their out-of-state quorum break, to have police escorts once they leave the chamber. One Dem is refusing to leave the House floor with escort, and GOP leaders have blocked press access to the chamber.
August 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
OH.
My sister-in-law who is the best human being I’ve ever met tells me this while we were commiserating about how many lives we’ve lived in the last 10 yrs: “I'm still alive but my spirit was burned at the stake by some asshat who found out I had pockets and thought I was a witch” 💯best human being.
August 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
My sister-in-law who is the best human being I’ve ever met tells me this while we were commiserating about how many lives we’ve lived in the last 10 yrs: “I'm still alive but my spirit was burned at the stake by some asshat who found out I had pockets and thought I was a witch” 💯best human being.
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Live your life such that no one ever denies you a pierogi.
August 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Live your life such that no one ever denies you a pierogi.
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way to go @steamboatusa.bsky.social
BREAKING: Student loan delinquency rates have hit a record high at 12.9%, the highest in 21 years.
August 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
way to go @steamboatusa.bsky.social
Why am I still shocked to read stupid shit like this and be forced to acknowledge people like this actually exist
August 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Why am I still shocked to read stupid shit like this and be forced to acknowledge people like this actually exist
If you plan on visiting TX (not sure why you would but anyway) be aware that LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE mid to large city has construction and it’s annoying as fuck.
August 2, 2025 at 3:10 PM
If you plan on visiting TX (not sure why you would but anyway) be aware that LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE mid to large city has construction and it’s annoying as fuck.