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🏛️Equality Arlington
✝️Games, queer stuff, Methodism |
🏳️⚧️She/Her/Fastest Mario |
🐘Fedi: @SkipSandwichDX@Dice.Camp
🏛️Equality Arlington
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Jesus to his disciples:
Idk why a bunch of libs started following me but I’m an anarchist and you will not have a good time here.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Jesus to his disciples:
Tim Kaine APPALLED that after GOOD FAITH NEGOTIATIONS to pass the BIPARTISAN WALLET-INSPECTOR BILL that Republicans would-
November 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Tim Kaine APPALLED that after GOOD FAITH NEGOTIATIONS to pass the BIPARTISAN WALLET-INSPECTOR BILL that Republicans would-
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it is almost as if accommodating and conceding to far right ideas legitimizes them and signals to voters that the far right is a legitimate choice for governance
The Danish Social Democrats are currently on course for their worst election result since at least the Second World War, despite their brand of far-right accommodationism being touted as a blueprint for other centre-left parties.
Oh
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
it is almost as if accommodating and conceding to far right ideas legitimizes them and signals to voters that the far right is a legitimate choice for governance
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OK but if emails take down Trump, and a blow job finally ruins Clinton, it definitely proves God is a really funny woman right
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
OK but if emails take down Trump, and a blow job finally ruins Clinton, it definitely proves God is a really funny woman right
Does anyone get a physical magazine/paper delivered that they recommend? I get Wired and the Methodist's "Response", and am looking to add one or two more in my annual subscription shuffling.
Long form articles or even short stories are something i want more of - i want to read good writing again.
Long form articles or even short stories are something i want more of - i want to read good writing again.
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Does anyone get a physical magazine/paper delivered that they recommend? I get Wired and the Methodist's "Response", and am looking to add one or two more in my annual subscription shuffling.
Long form articles or even short stories are something i want more of - i want to read good writing again.
Long form articles or even short stories are something i want more of - i want to read good writing again.
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“I’m a Grok guy” is the single most embarrassing phrase ever uttered in the course of human history.
JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
“I’m a Grok guy” is the single most embarrassing phrase ever uttered in the course of human history.
Pokemon AGP version and Pokemon HSTS version
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Pokemon AGP version and Pokemon HSTS version
Buying a 100" green velvet couch has made every other part of decorating an enormous headache but it's so worth it.
November 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Buying a 100" green velvet couch has made every other part of decorating an enormous headache but it's so worth it.
Been like "okay, we gotta start cooking more dry goods and being responsible with food spending"
So I made a lentil soup today and it's SO GOOD? Like I'm obsessed with this?
So I made a lentil soup today and it's SO GOOD? Like I'm obsessed with this?
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Been like "okay, we gotta start cooking more dry goods and being responsible with food spending"
So I made a lentil soup today and it's SO GOOD? Like I'm obsessed with this?
So I made a lentil soup today and it's SO GOOD? Like I'm obsessed with this?
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[at Tesla]
Tesla Shareholders: in recognition of your incredible gift for lowering the price of tesla stock, we would like to award you this trillion dollar bonus
Elon Musk: yeah yeah that'sa fine
Tesla Shareholders: what's the matter? you seem distracted
Musk: no i'm fine
Musk: [muttering] oates
Tesla Shareholders: in recognition of your incredible gift for lowering the price of tesla stock, we would like to award you this trillion dollar bonus
Elon Musk: yeah yeah that'sa fine
Tesla Shareholders: what's the matter? you seem distracted
Musk: no i'm fine
Musk: [muttering] oates
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
[at Tesla]
Tesla Shareholders: in recognition of your incredible gift for lowering the price of tesla stock, we would like to award you this trillion dollar bonus
Elon Musk: yeah yeah that'sa fine
Tesla Shareholders: what's the matter? you seem distracted
Musk: no i'm fine
Musk: [muttering] oates
Tesla Shareholders: in recognition of your incredible gift for lowering the price of tesla stock, we would like to award you this trillion dollar bonus
Elon Musk: yeah yeah that'sa fine
Tesla Shareholders: what's the matter? you seem distracted
Musk: no i'm fine
Musk: [muttering] oates
"Thank you for your email. I will be slow to respond today because last night I finished the Retsnom route of The 100 Line: Last Defense Academy and need space to think about it. Thank you for understanding."
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
"Thank you for your email. I will be slow to respond today because last night I finished the Retsnom route of The 100 Line: Last Defense Academy and need space to think about it. Thank you for understanding."
ChatGPT getting the rules wrong has made Facebook Mahjong groups very funny.
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
ChatGPT getting the rules wrong has made Facebook Mahjong groups very funny.
I went to a gala yesterday that went from 5:00 - 9:00, had an open bar, but only did small plate finger food. Absolutely chaotic decision-making there.
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I went to a gala yesterday that went from 5:00 - 9:00, had an open bar, but only did small plate finger food. Absolutely chaotic decision-making there.
I occasionally like to look at my five top emoji and read it like a tarot spread
November 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I occasionally like to look at my five top emoji and read it like a tarot spread
Horror video game where you're at a party and trying to avoid someone who wants to show you a 12 minute video on their phone.
November 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Horror video game where you're at a party and trying to avoid someone who wants to show you a 12 minute video on their phone.
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My rat Crystal Pepsi cosplaying as Freya Crescent from Final Fantasy IX.
Happy Halloween! 🍁🐀🎃
Happy Halloween! 🍁🐀🎃
October 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
My rat Crystal Pepsi cosplaying as Freya Crescent from Final Fantasy IX.
Happy Halloween! 🍁🐀🎃
Happy Halloween! 🍁🐀🎃
Scariest part of the night was someone telling me they were planning voting Monday so I'm yelling over the music at Pitchers "EARLY VOTING ENDS TOMORROW, YOU HAVE TO VOTE TOMORROW OR WAIT UNTIL TUESDAY"
November 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Scariest part of the night was someone telling me they were planning voting Monday so I'm yelling over the music at Pitchers "EARLY VOTING ENDS TOMORROW, YOU HAVE TO VOTE TOMORROW OR WAIT UNTIL TUESDAY"
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Caucasian Broadcasting Service
Bari Weiss makes a clean sweep, firing all women, Blacks and Hispanics in high-profile positions at CBS News. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Gayle King expected to depart ‘CBS Mornings’ in latest restructure: report
King, who has fronted the broadcaster’s morning show for over a decade, is expected to step down from her anchor role on next year, according to a report
www.independent.co.uk
October 31, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Caucasian Broadcasting Service
"Ah man I was totally gonna look into that but you know how it is, end of month reports and such, I'll get back to you"
Q: Are you aligned with the president on ending the filibuster?
MIKE JOHNSON: I've been a little busy as you know. We haven't spoken since he returned.
MIKE JOHNSON: I've been a little busy as you know. We haven't spoken since he returned.
October 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM
"Ah man I was totally gonna look into that but you know how it is, end of month reports and such, I'll get back to you"
If your sci-fi thing has a character named Eve I'm probably just not gonna read it tbh
October 31, 2025 at 1:55 PM
If your sci-fi thing has a character named Eve I'm probably just not gonna read it tbh
My "we're explicitly not building SkyNet" mission statement has a lot of people asking questions that are answered by the mission statement
There is a long interview with Palantir CTO Shyam Sankar by columnist Ross Douthat in the Times today. "We’re explicitly not building Skynet," he reassures Douthat, in a wide ranging conversation that ranges from the company's work with ICE and Israel to Sankar's appetite for pro-American movies.
Opinion | What Palantir Sees
www.nytimes.com
October 30, 2025 at 11:52 AM
My "we're explicitly not building SkyNet" mission statement has a lot of people asking questions that are answered by the mission statement
Of course Youngkin deadnames me on the $400 publicity stunt check
October 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Of course Youngkin deadnames me on the $400 publicity stunt check
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you mean to tell me there's a guy in Illinois running specifically on defending trans rights and his last name is "BLAHA"???
chat do you think he knows?
chat do you think he knows?
October 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
you mean to tell me there's a guy in Illinois running specifically on defending trans rights and his last name is "BLAHA"???
chat do you think he knows?
chat do you think he knows?