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@skipsandwichdx.bsky.social
🥪Puts a little skip in your step |
✝️Games, queer stuff, Methodism |
🏳️‍⚧️She/Her/Fastest Mario |
🐘Fedi: @SkipSandwichDX@Dice.Camp
🏛️Equality Arlington
I occasionally like to look at my five top emoji and read it like a tarot spread
November 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Trying to figure out a yard sign, what do we think?
September 6, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Just got this sweet birthday greeting from a friend.
July 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Now that I'm into fountain pens I'm going to start shamelessly aestheticposting again.
Sermon notes from the sound booth.
April 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
lmao I'm used to AFAB being used to mean "I'm not comfortable rooming with trans women but I want to sound progressive about it", and I guess I'd rather people be up front than be surprised by it when I get there, but all caps? TWO exclamation marks?! Babe just use the slur.
January 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I heard some of y'all are scared of busses? (top 5% with just ten months since i had to switch cards in November)

#MetroRewind
January 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
And by inspirational video transcripts I mean the whole "Say yes to being a MILF" talk from ContraPoints' Envy video because I rewatch that and think about it regularly.
December 30, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Fresh notebooks for 2025.

Red one in the middle is a 365-page one that will be used for journaling, devotional notes, and daily use.

The hardcover ones on the sides will be "Commonplace Book", yellow for faith/motivation/art, purple for politics/activism/work (Have labeled them Why and How)
December 30, 2024 at 4:59 AM
Every time the worship band plays a Christmas hymn with a modern chorus added
December 16, 2024 at 10:39 PM
y'all get to see me then.
December 11, 2024 at 2:51 PM
She's been doing it for a few days now.
December 5, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Time to assemble!
November 28, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Parents commenting on their kids' pre-transition photos
November 27, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Think I might just leave that as my last tweet.
November 12, 2024 at 8:41 PM
THANK
November 11, 2024 at 6:12 PM
October 14, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Our bishop recommended the VA UMC conference read the book Soul Feast so I'm leading a class on it at my church. Gonna use this as the cover image on our event page.
September 22, 2024 at 1:02 AM
That's not too bad.

Also come y'all you could auto-populate this one with Alt text.
September 16, 2024 at 10:32 PM
i snapped this quick as a "come say hi at the Falls Church Festival" social post on Saturday. Looking back at it, i look hot as shit here?
September 16, 2024 at 1:17 PM
I have joined the bigass wooden cutting board club and i adore it
September 15, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Did you know the @arlingtondems.bsky.social chili cookoff is tomorrow and you can still get your gold card at early bird prices? You get to eat this chili I'm making. I think it's worth it.
September 1, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Remember to take context into account when reading scripture.
July 22, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Hadn't updated the quote board at work in a while. Found inspo in my rewatch of I Saw the TV Glow.
June 25, 2024 at 4:35 PM
You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
May 10, 2024 at 4:45 PM
May 10, 2024 at 1:52 PM