Tortured Actuaries Department
LightNews LightNews
banner
skipsandwichdx.bsky.social
Tortured Actuaries Department
@skipsandwichdx.bsky.social
1.1K followers 1.4K following 940 posts
🥪Puts a little skip in your step |
✝️Games, queer stuff, Methodism |
🏳️‍⚧️She/Her/Fastest Mario |
🐘Fedi: @SkipSandwichDX@Dice.Camp
🏛️Equality Arlington
Posts Replies Media Videos
skipsandwichdx.bsky.social
I occasionally like to look at my five top emoji and read it like a tarot spread
😘🙃🥪🫡💀
November 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
skipsandwichdx.bsky.social
Trying to figure out a yard sign, what do we think?
Picture of the "in this house we believe" sign but it says: "In this house we believe missing middle will cause flooding and also wil cause sewage to back up into your home"
September 6, 2025 at 1:59 PM
skipsandwichdx.bsky.social
Just got this sweet birthday greeting from a friend.
Greeting card with a picture of Winnie the Pooh and piglet holding balloons while sitting on a log. The text reads "A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday - and my every day be another wonderful secret."
July 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
skipsandwichdx.bsky.social
Now that I'm into fountain pens I'm going to start shamelessly aestheticposting again.
Sermon notes from the sound booth.
Photo of a leather journal open with a fountain pen in the center, sitting next to a sound board in a tech booth.
April 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
skipsandwichdx.bsky.social
lmao I'm used to AFAB being used to mean "I'm not comfortable rooming with trans women but I want to sound progressive about it", and I guess I'd rather people be up front than be surprised by it when I get there, but all caps? TWO exclamation marks?! Babe just use the slur.
Screenshot of a Facebook post that says "hotel is 3 minutes from [redacted] (across the street) Please DM if interested! ONLY AFABS please!!
January 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
skipsandwichdx.bsky.social
I heard some of y'all are scared of busses? (top 5% with just ten months since i had to switch cards in November)

#MetroRewind
Screenshot of a grid of stats tilted "Metro Rewind" Top 6% of metro customers Top 13% of rail customers Top 5% of bus customers 258 Trips 1,119 miles traveled 344.6 kg of CO2 captured 25 stations visited Personality: The Explorer
January 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
skipsandwichdx.bsky.social
And by inspirational video transcripts I mean the whole "Say yes to being a MILF" talk from ContraPoints' Envy video because I rewatch that and think about it regularly.
Photo of a handwritten transcript labeled "Quote: Envy, Contrapoints". It reads: At a certain point, you have to take responsibility for your own mind, and decide to stop being an accomplice in your own annihilation. Since we keep referencing "Paradise Lost": "The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven." Yes gawd. So, I ask myself, what kind of mind do I want to be? Do I want to obsess over what I lack? Concede society's judgment of my inferiority? Become a self-pitying, self-hating, envious, resentful little nothing? Or, do I want to get off the goddamn floor, stop chasing the dragon, and say yes to life? The answer of course, is that I long to return to the sweet womb of my dark mother. But we're not gonna do that, because there's plenty of time to numb the pain after you die. Also, nothing is less attractive than an envious, resentful, self-pitying person. It's beyond a personality flaw, it's a personality deformity that can ruin whatever chance at happiness you have. So in the short time you're alive, you have to discover that which is noble in yourself, and say yes to it. You know, don't say no to getting older. Say yes to being a MILF.
December 30, 2024 at 5:59 AM
skipsandwichdx.bsky.social
Fresh notebooks for 2025.

Red one in the middle is a 365-page one that will be used for journaling, devotional notes, and daily use.

The hardcover ones on the sides will be "Commonplace Book", yellow for faith/motivation/art, purple for politics/activism/work (Have labeled them Why and How)
Photo of three notebooks on a desk. On the left is a yellow hardback with stickers of characters from the video game Earthbound in the corners, a red softcover, and a purple hardcover with a "Go Car Free" sticker in the corner.
December 30, 2024 at 4:59 AM
skipsandwichdx.bsky.social
Every time the worship band plays a Christmas hymn with a modern chorus added
Screenshot of the Godfather with the subtitle "Look how they massacred my boy"
December 16, 2024 at 10:39 PM
skipsandwichdx.bsky.social
y'all get to see me then.
Selfie photo of a woman in a purple sweater dress and striped black-and-white cardigan in an office. Behind her is a desk with christmas lights lining the wall and a small nativity scene on top of a free-standing bookshelf.
December 11, 2024 at 2:51 PM
skipsandwichdx.bsky.social
She's been doing it for a few days now.
Screenshot of a video from Nancy Mace's Twitter account where she is looking in a visitor log book and saying "Oh, this is the trannies"
December 5, 2024 at 8:21 PM
skipsandwichdx.bsky.social
Time to assemble!
Photo of a kitchen counter with a boul of masa, a pot of soaking corn husks, and a bowl of pork roast in a red sauce.
November 28, 2024 at 5:09 AM
skipsandwichdx.bsky.social
Parents commenting on their kids' pre-transition photos
Screenshot of Persona 4 in which Yukiko is looking at the camera with an emotionless PS2 face; a dialogue box says "Yukiko looks happy"
November 27, 2024 at 6:52 PM
skipsandwichdx.bsky.social
Think I might just leave that as my last tweet.
QRT of a post by Rick Perlstein (@RickPerlstein). The quoted tweet says "Don't quit Twitter. Ignoring fascist spaces is bad. Silence implies assent, shuts down witness of the lies they're devisings & the plans they're hatching. Don't initiate threads; the algo will just bury them. Tell the truth in threads, like leafletting an occupied French village." The quote tweet by @SkipSandwich says "This is why I never abandoned my Nude Africa account"
November 12, 2024 at 8:41 PM
skipsandwichdx.bsky.social
THANK
Photo of a wooden trash can whose cover just says "THANK"
November 11, 2024 at 6:12 PM
skipsandwichdx.bsky.social
Edit of Mike Primavera's tweet that says: "My Party Chair told me The GOP keep stealing our median signs, so I asked how many signs he has and he said he just goes to Pete Gibson and gets a new sign afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding median signs to the the GOP and then our comms director started crying"
October 14, 2024 at 2:32 PM
skipsandwichdx.bsky.social
Our bishop recommended the VA UMC conference read the book Soul Feast so I'm leading a class on it at my church. Gonna use this as the cover image on our event page.
Picture of a Magic the Gathering card titled "Soul Feast" : costs 3 uncolored and two black mana, effect is "Target player loses 4 life and you gain 4 life." Flavor text says: "I smell the tang of a mortal's fresh blood. I hear it sliding wetly beneath its skin. My hunger cannot refuse the invitation." attributed to Yuri, Sengir vampire
September 22, 2024 at 1:02 AM
skipsandwichdx.bsky.social
That's not too bad.

Also come y'all you could auto-populate this one with Alt text.
Art with the Bluesky logo declaring this user number #366,078 (first 10%, joined July 24th, 2023), celebrating 10 million users.
September 16, 2024 at 10:32 PM
skipsandwichdx.bsky.social
i snapped this quick as a "come say hi at the Falls Church Festival" social post on Saturday. Looking back at it, i look hot as shit here?
selfie photo of a woman taken outdoors in front of a government building - she is wearing a red and white dot patterned top and a denim jacket, her makeup is in orange and red fall colors.
September 16, 2024 at 1:17 PM
skipsandwichdx.bsky.social
I have joined the bigass wooden cutting board club and i adore it
photo of a kitchen counter with a large wooden cutting board made of stripes of different colored wood with grooves along the side.
September 15, 2024 at 5:17 PM
skipsandwichdx.bsky.social
Did you know the @arlingtondems.bsky.social chili cookoff is tomorrow and you can still get your gold card at early bird prices? You get to eat this chili I'm making. I think it's worth it.
photo of a kitchen counter with cubes of beef, assorted chili peppers, onions, a can of crushed tomatoes, black beans, and a bottle of Yuengling
September 1, 2024 at 9:00 PM
skipsandwichdx.bsky.social
Remember to take context into account when reading scripture.
Photo of a palm tree bearing coconuts on a beach, with Hebrews 12:1 imposed on top of it, reading: "Therefore, since we are surrounded by so great a cloud of witnesses, let us also lay aside every weight and the sin that clings so closely, and let us run with perseverance the race that is set before us,"
July 22, 2024 at 1:30 PM
skipsandwichdx.bsky.social
Hadn't updated the quote board at work in a while. Found inspo in my rewatch of I Saw the TV Glow.
photo of a quote board that says "There is Still Time"
June 25, 2024 at 4:35 PM
skipsandwichdx.bsky.social
You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
Screenshot of the Worms: Armageddon lobby
May 10, 2024 at 4:45 PM
skipsandwichdx.bsky.social
Tweet from @ProBirdRights that says "I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?"
May 10, 2024 at 1:52 PM