Ray
@sireviscerate.myatproto.social
Small-batch, artisan, farm-to-table skeets. He/him/them
Banner: Beautiful drawing of me by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
my so-called bangers:
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Banner: Beautiful drawing of me by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
my so-called bangers:
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Ray
@sireviscerate.myatproto.social
· Oct 2
BREAKING: The mitochondria have released a statement they are ending their long running symbiotic relationship with humans, citing "increasingly poor use of the energy we provide".
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what's the reason for the season? I'm not sure, but I do know that SANTA CLAUS IS MADE OF FRACTAL PENISES
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 AM
what's the reason for the season? I'm not sure, but I do know that SANTA CLAUS IS MADE OF FRACTAL PENISES
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I tested a machine learning model designed to detect NSFW content. It marked this image as unsafe, because of Tim Allen's breasts (marked in blue) and my hand-penis (marked in green)
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I tested a machine learning model designed to detect NSFW content. It marked this image as unsafe, because of Tim Allen's breasts (marked in blue) and my hand-penis (marked in green)
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Dreading that point once again this Thanksgiving where Batman interrupts the broadcast of the Detroit Lions game at my aunt’s house with that footage of how I played “my stinkin’ family like a harp from hell.” 😩😔
November 17, 2023 at 10:39 PM
Dreading that point once again this Thanksgiving where Batman interrupts the broadcast of the Detroit Lions game at my aunt’s house with that footage of how I played “my stinkin’ family like a harp from hell.” 😩😔
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[argument at thanksgiving dinner]
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
[argument at thanksgiving dinner]
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
Operator: Butterball hotline, how can I help you with your turkey today?
Me (whispering): I'm so scared. You have to help me.
Operator: Sir?
Me: I'm under the bed, and --oh God no, he sees me!
*gobbling noises, a shotgun cocks*
Me: I'm sorry! Please, for the--
*BLAM*
Operator: Sir? ...Sir?
Me (whispering): I'm so scared. You have to help me.
Operator: Sir?
Me: I'm under the bed, and --oh God no, he sees me!
*gobbling noises, a shotgun cocks*
Me: I'm sorry! Please, for the--
*BLAM*
Operator: Sir? ...Sir?
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Operator: Butterball hotline, how can I help you with your turkey today?
Me (whispering): I'm so scared. You have to help me.
Operator: Sir?
Me: I'm under the bed, and --oh God no, he sees me!
*gobbling noises, a shotgun cocks*
Me: I'm sorry! Please, for the--
*BLAM*
Operator: Sir? ...Sir?
Me (whispering): I'm so scared. You have to help me.
Operator: Sir?
Me: I'm under the bed, and --oh God no, he sees me!
*gobbling noises, a shotgun cocks*
Me: I'm sorry! Please, for the--
*BLAM*
Operator: Sir? ...Sir?
Trans Secret Santa UK sounds like a lovely idea, but collecting a list of vulnerable trans minors online without their knowledge sounds like a dangerous idea, even if the intentions are good.
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Trans Secret Santa UK sounds like a lovely idea, but collecting a list of vulnerable trans minors online without their knowledge sounds like a dangerous idea, even if the intentions are good.
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Potatoes are a versatile vegetable. You can make all sorts of things with them, from fries and dumplings to ammunition for a PVC cannon that you fuel with hair spray.
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Potatoes are a versatile vegetable. You can make all sorts of things with them, from fries and dumplings to ammunition for a PVC cannon that you fuel with hair spray.
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I'm tired of the stereotype of gamers sitting around all day eating doritos and drinking mountain dew. It's reductive and insulting. There's a broad variety of bullshit food and beverages we eat all day, and it's time to acknowledge that.
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I'm tired of the stereotype of gamers sitting around all day eating doritos and drinking mountain dew. It's reductive and insulting. There's a broad variety of bullshit food and beverages we eat all day, and it's time to acknowledge that.
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*slides completely past your DMs and into a wood chipper*
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
*slides completely past your DMs and into a wood chipper*
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I am NOT looking forward to next month. I got a Dick Punch advent calendar, where every day you open a new little door and a huge boxing glove on a spring punches you in the dick. Why did I even buy that?
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I am NOT looking forward to next month. I got a Dick Punch advent calendar, where every day you open a new little door and a huge boxing glove on a spring punches you in the dick. Why did I even buy that?
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who the fuck would want a work husband? like i need another asshole in my life asking me where we keep the scissors
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
who the fuck would want a work husband? like i need another asshole in my life asking me where we keep the scissors
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i married the Monopoly Guy for love and i'm offended you would suggest otherwise
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
i married the Monopoly Guy for love and i'm offended you would suggest otherwise
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guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
Needing some extra money this holiday season? Try selling matchsticks in the icy cold elements!
Chat, is it a good sign when the Atlantic's Thanksgiving take is "cabbage is affordable"?
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Needing some extra money this holiday season? Try selling matchsticks in the icy cold elements!
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“Why Wearing a Barrel As Pants is The New Hot Style”
Chat, is it a good sign when the Atlantic's Thanksgiving take is "cabbage is affordable"?
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
“Why Wearing a Barrel As Pants is The New Hot Style”
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This do-it-yourself art shop sure is getting into the spirit.
November 20, 2024 at 9:32 PM
This do-it-yourself art shop sure is getting into the spirit.
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my new album Made to Fade is out everywhere now. buy it on bandcamp or stream on the evil service of your choosing, i hope you love it 💚 12 songs of angst, self-hauntings, regrets and trans becoming.
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November 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
my new album Made to Fade is out everywhere now. buy it on bandcamp or stream on the evil service of your choosing, i hope you love it 💚 12 songs of angst, self-hauntings, regrets and trans becoming.
crimesididntcommit.bandcamp.com/album/made-t...
crimesididntcommit.bandcamp.com/album/made-t...
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ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted to exceed the damage cap of 9999 with my Critical Attacks...
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted to exceed the damage cap of 9999 with my Critical Attacks...
Infodump about your current hyperfixation in the replies, I'll read it and give a thoughtful and sincere response, and maybe a follow-up question.
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Infodump about your current hyperfixation in the replies, I'll read it and give a thoughtful and sincere response, and maybe a follow-up question.
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I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.
The phrase "who pissed in your cheerios" makes sense, because why would you ruin perfectly good piss?
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The phrase "who pissed in your cheerios" makes sense, because why would you ruin perfectly good piss?
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Cranberries are a good start, but all of our holiday food should be grown in bogs. We need more festive mosses and lichens in our diet.
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Cranberries are a good start, but all of our holiday food should be grown in bogs. We need more festive mosses and lichens in our diet.
Hell yeah, more rainbows and boobs for the people that deserve them
Well, y'all did it AGAIN!
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Hell yeah, more rainbows and boobs for the people that deserve them
Walton Goggins saying "We're gonna have to do a reshoot" about 'Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers' is just good comedy.
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Walton Goggins saying "We're gonna have to do a reshoot" about 'Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers' is just good comedy.