Alex
@siouxdenimes.bsky.social
Tel: +1 (248) 434-5508
I'm the idiot some village is missing.
Here I sit, broken-hearted.
Paid a penny, but only contemplated the graffiti.
These are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
I'm the idiot some village is missing.
Here I sit, broken-hearted.
Paid a penny, but only contemplated the graffiti.
These are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
I must have spent maybe all of five minutes on this masterpiece.
Once in Nakatomi Plaza
John McClane had feet all red
When some robbers took the building
And they killed Takagi dead
Gruber was their leader styled
Karl was crazy; he went wild
John McClane had feet all red
When some robbers took the building
And they killed Takagi dead
Gruber was their leader styled
Karl was crazy; he went wild
December 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I must have spent maybe all of five minutes on this masterpiece.
I swear that the only lie is the seller telling me to sling my hook. He looked down his nose at me, and deservedly so, but he didn't hoof me out the door.
Last night at the offie...
Seller: One of my other customers was after a wine to pair with the gammon she was roasting. I suggested a Riesling.
Me: A nice hock for her ham hock, eh?
Seller: Get out.
Seller: One of my other customers was after a wine to pair with the gammon she was roasting. I suggested a Riesling.
Me: A nice hock for her ham hock, eh?
Seller: Get out.
December 3, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I swear that the only lie is the seller telling me to sling my hook. He looked down his nose at me, and deservedly so, but he didn't hoof me out the door.
Yes, for the love of all that is holy, yes.
Look, you want a Pet Shop Boys style version of In The Bleak Midwinter on your Xmas playlist don't you?
🌲 Our Xmas Gift To You 🌲
Spray's In The Bleak Midwinter is streaming now and downloadable from spray.bandcamp.com!
open.spotify.com/album/2ewgnb...
Spray's In The Bleak Midwinter is streaming now and downloadable from spray.bandcamp.com!
open.spotify.com/album/2ewgnb...
December 3, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Yes, for the love of all that is holy, yes.
🎶 Angels an' dark angels... 🎶
🌲 Our Xmas Gift To You 🌲
Spray's In The Bleak Midwinter is streaming now and downloadable from spray.bandcamp.com!
open.spotify.com/album/2ewgnb...
Spray's In The Bleak Midwinter is streaming now and downloadable from spray.bandcamp.com!
open.spotify.com/album/2ewgnb...
In The Bleak Midwinter
open.spotify.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:36 AM
🎶 Angels an' dark angels... 🎶
Reposted by Alex
🌲 Our Xmas Gift To You 🌲
Spray's In The Bleak Midwinter is streaming now and downloadable from spray.bandcamp.com!
open.spotify.com/album/2ewgnb...
Spray's In The Bleak Midwinter is streaming now and downloadable from spray.bandcamp.com!
open.spotify.com/album/2ewgnb...
In The Bleak Midwinter
open.spotify.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:32 AM
🌲 Our Xmas Gift To You 🌲
Spray's In The Bleak Midwinter is streaming now and downloadable from spray.bandcamp.com!
open.spotify.com/album/2ewgnb...
Spray's In The Bleak Midwinter is streaming now and downloadable from spray.bandcamp.com!
open.spotify.com/album/2ewgnb...
Last night at the offie...
Seller: One of my other customers was after a wine to pair with the gammon she was roasting. I suggested a Riesling.
Me: A nice hock for her ham hock, eh?
Seller: Get out.
Seller: One of my other customers was after a wine to pair with the gammon she was roasting. I suggested a Riesling.
Me: A nice hock for her ham hock, eh?
Seller: Get out.
December 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Last night at the offie...
Seller: One of my other customers was after a wine to pair with the gammon she was roasting. I suggested a Riesling.
Me: A nice hock for her ham hock, eh?
Seller: Get out.
Seller: One of my other customers was after a wine to pair with the gammon she was roasting. I suggested a Riesling.
Me: A nice hock for her ham hock, eh?
Seller: Get out.
Once in Nakatomi Plaza
John McClane had feet all red
When some robbers took the building
And they killed Takagi dead
Gruber was their leader styled
Karl was crazy; he went wild
John McClane had feet all red
When some robbers took the building
And they killed Takagi dead
Gruber was their leader styled
Karl was crazy; he went wild
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Once in Nakatomi Plaza
John McClane had feet all red
When some robbers took the building
And they killed Takagi dead
Gruber was their leader styled
Karl was crazy; he went wild
John McClane had feet all red
When some robbers took the building
And they killed Takagi dead
Gruber was their leader styled
Karl was crazy; he went wild
It’s true. You can. I often do.
Music For Bus Stations isn't just for bus stations, you can listen to it at home if you want to.
open.spotify.com/album/75rstZ...
open.spotify.com/album/75rstZ...
November 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
It’s true. You can. I often do.
Reposted by Alex
Good *gravy* is the tracklist for The ReSPRAYer going to be exciting. And we are rarely excited.
All sorts of stuff by all sorts of people - much of which might be fresh to many!
Any requests, anyone? No guarantees, but it might help us decide between similar things.
#TheReSPRAYer
#TheBlender25
All sorts of stuff by all sorts of people - much of which might be fresh to many!
Any requests, anyone? No guarantees, but it might help us decide between similar things.
#TheReSPRAYer
#TheBlender25
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Good *gravy* is the tracklist for The ReSPRAYer going to be exciting. And we are rarely excited.
All sorts of stuff by all sorts of people - much of which might be fresh to many!
Any requests, anyone? No guarantees, but it might help us decide between similar things.
#TheReSPRAYer
#TheBlender25
All sorts of stuff by all sorts of people - much of which might be fresh to many!
Any requests, anyone? No guarantees, but it might help us decide between similar things.
#TheReSPRAYer
#TheBlender25
The view at breakfast this morning. Mist and low-lying clouds over the Calder Valley.
November 29, 2025 at 11:50 AM
The view at breakfast this morning. Mist and low-lying clouds over the Calder Valley.
Couple of snaps of last night’s entertainment, the highly talented @defneonmusic.bsky.social and @vieonmusic.bsky.social at The Golden Lion, Todmorden.
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Couple of snaps of last night’s entertainment, the highly talented @defneonmusic.bsky.social and @vieonmusic.bsky.social at The Golden Lion, Todmorden.
Reposted by Alex
Here's a handful of pictures of @defneonmusic.bsky.social and @vieonmusic.bsky.social from the Golden Lion in Todmorden last night. Open for some hot keytar action
November 29, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Here's a handful of pictures of @defneonmusic.bsky.social and @vieonmusic.bsky.social from the Golden Lion in Todmorden last night. Open for some hot keytar action
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
Eric Burdon
Hilton Valentine
Chas Chandler
Alan Price
John Steel
Eric Burdon
Hilton Valentine
Chas Chandler
Alan Price
John Steel
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
Dog
Cat
Different dog
Bird
Cow
Dog
Cat
Different dog
Bird
Cow
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
Drop bear
Yeti
Unicorn
Jackalope
Black Shuck
Drop bear
Yeti
Unicorn
Jackalope
Black Shuck
November 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
Eric Burdon
Hilton Valentine
Chas Chandler
Alan Price
John Steel
Eric Burdon
Hilton Valentine
Chas Chandler
Alan Price
John Steel
I accidentally ended up at a wake tonight.
I learned that formal wear includes a black tracksuit.
I learned that formal wear includes a black tracksuit.
November 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I accidentally ended up at a wake tonight.
I learned that formal wear includes a black tracksuit.
I learned that formal wear includes a black tracksuit.
I just heard a version of the Chris Rea song Driving Home for Christmas that’s even worse than the version by Chris Rea.
November 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I just heard a version of the Chris Rea song Driving Home for Christmas that’s even worse than the version by Chris Rea.
Reposted by Alex
Drop what you are doing and listen to this, and you'll hear a few minutes of me talking about what it's really like to go on tour as support to the the marvellous @spraypopmusic.com
(Don't just listen to my bit though, listen to all of it)
(Don't just listen to my bit though, listen to all of it)
With some help from @hawaiiworms.bsky.social and hindrance from @benbaker.bsky.social we look back at our tour and review some high-end restaurants in the new edition of our podcast, the Spray Synthpop Masterclass.
We also play a brand new song if you listen in...
open.spotify.com/episode/4zOm...
We also play a brand new song if you listen in...
open.spotify.com/episode/4zOm...
Episode 6 - How Do We Tell Erasure Fans About Spray?
open.spotify.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Drop what you are doing and listen to this, and you'll hear a few minutes of me talking about what it's really like to go on tour as support to the the marvellous @spraypopmusic.com
(Don't just listen to my bit though, listen to all of it)
(Don't just listen to my bit though, listen to all of it)
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Aficionados of military vehicles rise up!
You have nothing to lose but your Jane’s.
You have nothing to lose but your Jane’s.
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Aficionados of military vehicles rise up!
You have nothing to lose but your Jane’s.
You have nothing to lose but your Jane’s.
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
November 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
My local has a new barman, who looks uncannily like James van der Beek.
I suspect calling him “Dawson” might get me barred.
I suspect calling him “Dawson” might get me barred.
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
My local has a new barman, who looks uncannily like James van der Beek.
I suspect calling him “Dawson” might get me barred.
I suspect calling him “Dawson” might get me barred.
Reposted by Alex
Always enjoy this sort of thing
November 23, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Always enjoy this sort of thing
Me: Huh. This is a decent cover of Rent. Who did it?
Shazam: It’s the original, you fucking idiot, not a cover.
Shazam: It’s the original, you fucking idiot, not a cover.
November 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Me: Huh. This is a decent cover of Rent. Who did it?
Shazam: It’s the original, you fucking idiot, not a cover.
Shazam: It’s the original, you fucking idiot, not a cover.