Alex
@siouxdenimes.bsky.social
Tel: +1 (248) 434-5508
I'm the idiot some village is missing.
Here I sit, broken-hearted.
Paid a penny, but only contemplated the graffiti.
These are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
I'm the idiot some village is missing.
Here I sit, broken-hearted.
Paid a penny, but only contemplated the graffiti.
These are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Have you ever thought that a tenner for 400 tea bags is far too cheap? Want to impress your friends and neighbours with your taste, discernment and refinement? If so, then may I suggest spaffing the thick end of 300 quid up the wall on... this:
www.fortnumandmason.com/the-mother-o...
www.fortnumandmason.com/the-mother-o...
www.fortnumandmason.com
February 17, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Have you ever thought that a tenner for 400 tea bags is far too cheap? Want to impress your friends and neighbours with your taste, discernment and refinement? If so, then may I suggest spaffing the thick end of 300 quid up the wall on... this:
www.fortnumandmason.com/the-mother-o...
www.fortnumandmason.com/the-mother-o...
Yes, it’s not bad. Worth a listen. Or even a watch, should a live performance occur.
I should blow my own trumpet more and this project I've started with the gadabout punk poet Keiron is absolutely ace. You should follow us @theactionists.bsky.social
I've been busy in the lab again.
Subculture Vulture: The B-sides edition is in preparation to be released on Victor Publishing in the near future. a new bolder, maturer collection of music poetry. as i know visual output does well for my algorithms, here is a promotional video for the book.
Subculture Vulture: The B-sides edition is in preparation to be released on Victor Publishing in the near future. a new bolder, maturer collection of music poetry. as i know visual output does well for my algorithms, here is a promotional video for the book.
February 17, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Yes, it’s not bad. Worth a listen. Or even a watch, should a live performance occur.
Driving to meet a friend earlier today, I noticed that the twat nav reckoned I had five miles left to go. So, of course, I inevitably started singing this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hRk...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hRk...
Mike Oldfield - Five Miles Out ft. Maggie Reilly
YouTube video by MikeOldfieldVEVO
www.youtube.com
February 15, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Driving to meet a friend earlier today, I noticed that the twat nav reckoned I had five miles left to go. So, of course, I inevitably started singing this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hRk...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hRk...
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It was a ridiculously fun Anon Opin show last night in Leicester, which roughly achieved my aim of making it a mutant game show, and tonight it's the Fesshole show at the Sue Townsend Theatre - do come down if you're in Leicester events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/fessh...
Fesshole: Valentine Special | Leicester Comedy Festival
events.comedy-festival.co.uk
February 14, 2026 at 10:53 AM
It was a ridiculously fun Anon Opin show last night in Leicester, which roughly achieved my aim of making it a mutant game show, and tonight it's the Fesshole show at the Sue Townsend Theatre - do come down if you're in Leicester events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/fessh...
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Live in Leeds last night, in unusual lighting
February 8, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Live in Leeds last night, in unusual lighting
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February 7, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Partway through the most chaotic @thecubanboys.bsky.social set I’ve witnessed.
February 7, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Partway through the most chaotic @thecubanboys.bsky.social set I’ve witnessed.
February 7, 2026 at 9:46 PM
It was The Bridge. Sadly, the neighbourhood wasn’t being regaled by Whole Again played on a never-ending loop.
Back in Leeds tonight. Going to head towards the same bar; see if the speakers are still stuck on Whole Again.
Before dinner I walked past a bar whose speakers were blaring that Atomic Kitten classic, Whole Again.
After dinner I walked past the same bar, and the speakers were still blaring Whole Again.
I wonder if someone is being pranked.
After dinner I walked past the same bar, and the speakers were still blaring Whole Again.
I wonder if someone is being pranked.
February 7, 2026 at 9:41 PM
It was The Bridge. Sadly, the neighbourhood wasn’t being regaled by Whole Again played on a never-ending loop.
Back in Leeds tonight. Going to head towards the same bar; see if the speakers are still stuck on Whole Again.
Before dinner I walked past a bar whose speakers were blaring that Atomic Kitten classic, Whole Again.
After dinner I walked past the same bar, and the speakers were still blaring Whole Again.
I wonder if someone is being pranked.
After dinner I walked past the same bar, and the speakers were still blaring Whole Again.
I wonder if someone is being pranked.
February 7, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Back in Leeds tonight. Going to head towards the same bar; see if the speakers are still stuck on Whole Again.
I Lube Sausage Rolls
Where Is The Lube?
Lube Hurts
February 6, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I Lube Sausage Rolls
I Will Always Lube You
Saving All My Lube For You
Bizarre Lube Triangle
February 5, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I Will Always Lube You
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You Can't Hurry Lube
Saving All My Lube For You
Bizarre Lube Triangle
February 5, 2026 at 7:26 PM
You Can't Hurry Lube
Nothing's Gonna Change My Lube For You
Lube Changes (Everything)
All Of The Girls You Lubed Before
February 5, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Nothing's Gonna Change My Lube For You
All Of The Girls You Lubed Before
What Is Lube?
Lay All Your Lube On Me
February 5, 2026 at 7:30 PM
All Of The Girls You Lubed Before
Will You Lube Me Tomorrow
Saving All My Lube For You
Bizarre Lube Triangle
February 5, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Will You Lube Me Tomorrow
Gimme All Your Lubin’
All You Need Is Lube
Lube In An Elevator
February 5, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Gimme All Your Lubin’
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The Power of Lube
I Believe In A Thing Called Lube
Lube Hurts
February 5, 2026 at 3:43 PM
The Power of Lube
Lay All Your Lube On Me
I Believe In A Thing Called Lube
Lube Hurts
February 5, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Lay All Your Lube On Me
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I Believe In A Thing Called Lube
Lube Hurts
You Give Your Lube A Bad Name
February 5, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I Believe In A Thing Called Lube
Lube Hurts
You Give Your Lube A Bad Name
Turbo Luber
February 5, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Lube Hurts
Turbo Luber
[I am your] Automatic Luber
How Deep Is Your Lube?
February 5, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Turbo Luber
How Deep Is Your Lube?
I Was Made For Lubing You
February 5, 2026 at 1:39 PM
How Deep Is Your Lube?
February 5, 2026 at 5:24 AM