Alex
@siouxdenimes.bsky.social
Tel: +1 (248) 434-5508
I'm the idiot some village is missing.
Here I sit, broken-hearted.
Paid a penny, but only contemplated the graffiti.
These are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
I'm the idiot some village is missing.
Here I sit, broken-hearted.
Paid a penny, but only contemplated the graffiti.
These are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
November 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
My local has a new barman, who looks uncannily like James van der Beek.
I suspect calling him “Dawson” might get me barred.
I suspect calling him “Dawson” might get me barred.
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
My local has a new barman, who looks uncannily like James van der Beek.
I suspect calling him “Dawson” might get me barred.
I suspect calling him “Dawson” might get me barred.
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Always enjoy this sort of thing
November 23, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Always enjoy this sort of thing
Me: Huh. This is a decent cover of Rent. Who did it?
Shazam: It’s the original, you fucking idiot, not a cover.
Shazam: It’s the original, you fucking idiot, not a cover.
November 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Me: Huh. This is a decent cover of Rent. Who did it?
Shazam: It’s the original, you fucking idiot, not a cover.
Shazam: It’s the original, you fucking idiot, not a cover.
L'enfer. Pour hommes.
Le nouveau parfum, signé Jean-Paul Sartre.
Le nouveau parfum, signé Jean-Paul Sartre.
November 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
L'enfer. Pour hommes.
Le nouveau parfum, signé Jean-Paul Sartre.
Le nouveau parfum, signé Jean-Paul Sartre.
“I sent a message through the Internet but it rejected.”
Mousse T calls the IT helpdesk.
Mousse T calls the IT helpdesk.
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
“I sent a message through the Internet but it rejected.”
Mousse T calls the IT helpdesk.
Mousse T calls the IT helpdesk.
“Limited edition beer, you say?”
“Yes.”
“Exactly *how* limited? Couple hundred bottles? Maybe a thousand?”
“Er, it’s limited.”
“Yes.”
“Exactly *how* limited? Couple hundred bottles? Maybe a thousand?”
“Er, it’s limited.”
November 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
“Limited edition beer, you say?”
“Yes.”
“Exactly *how* limited? Couple hundred bottles? Maybe a thousand?”
“Er, it’s limited.”
“Yes.”
“Exactly *how* limited? Couple hundred bottles? Maybe a thousand?”
“Er, it’s limited.”
Overheard at the pub…
“Where were you when you were forty?”
“Well, I wasn’t in jail that time…”
“Where were you when you were forty?”
“Well, I wasn’t in jail that time…”
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Overheard at the pub…
“Where were you when you were forty?”
“Well, I wasn’t in jail that time…”
“Where were you when you were forty?”
“Well, I wasn’t in jail that time…”
It’s my ambition to imbue some fabric with colour while at the summit of Everest.
I will dye on that hill.
I will dye on that hill.
a close up of a man in a suit and tie making a funny face with his mouth open .
ALT: a close up of a man in a suit and tie making a funny face with his mouth open .
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November 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
It’s my ambition to imbue some fabric with colour while at the summit of Everest.
I will dye on that hill.
I will dye on that hill.
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Terminator starts promisingly, being about two naked men on a quest for some trousers, but then goes off in a different direction that isn't as interesting.
November 16, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Terminator starts promisingly, being about two naked men on a quest for some trousers, but then goes off in a different direction that isn't as interesting.
The bartender has changed the music. It’s now 80’s pop.
Good thing I’m a Child of the 80’s™️.
Good thing I’m a Child of the 80’s™️.
In a pub in rural Lincolnshire. The stereo is stuck on 80’s poodle rock.
November 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Just made this. I’m a widely respected intellectual, you know
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Just made this. I’m a widely respected intellectual, you know
The bartender has changed the music. It’s now 80’s pop.
Good thing I’m a Child of the 80’s™️.
Good thing I’m a Child of the 80’s™️.
In a pub in rural Lincolnshire. The stereo is stuck on 80’s poodle rock.
November 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The bartender has changed the music. It’s now 80’s pop.
Good thing I’m a Child of the 80’s™️.
Good thing I’m a Child of the 80’s™️.
In a pub in rural Lincolnshire. The stereo is stuck on 80’s poodle rock.
November 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
In a pub in rural Lincolnshire. The stereo is stuck on 80’s poodle rock.
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I do honestly try to get more excited about the right hand side of my thorax, but my heart's not in it
November 15, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I do honestly try to get more excited about the right hand side of my thorax, but my heart's not in it
Trap music is hip-hop from Yorkshire.
November 15, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Trap music is hip-hop from Yorkshire.
And now apparently I've tried to order a CD of harp music... for delivery to 10 Downing Street.
Since I don't routinely hob-nob with the UK government, I'm once again unlikely to be there to take delivery.
Interestingly, several of these have arrived, all targeted at WooCommerce-hosted sites.
Since I don't routinely hob-nob with the UK government, I'm once again unlikely to be there to take delivery.
Interestingly, several of these have arrived, all targeted at WooCommerce-hosted sites.
Looks like some enterprising crook is trying to test someone else's credit card... with my e-mail address.
Apparently I've ordered some low-value kids' toys for delivery to the White House.
Since I don't routinely hob-nob with the American government, I'm unlikely to be there to take delivery.
Apparently I've ordered some low-value kids' toys for delivery to the White House.
Since I don't routinely hob-nob with the American government, I'm unlikely to be there to take delivery.
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
And now apparently I've tried to order a CD of harp music... for delivery to 10 Downing Street.
Since I don't routinely hob-nob with the UK government, I'm once again unlikely to be there to take delivery.
Interestingly, several of these have arrived, all targeted at WooCommerce-hosted sites.
Since I don't routinely hob-nob with the UK government, I'm once again unlikely to be there to take delivery.
Interestingly, several of these have arrived, all targeted at WooCommerce-hosted sites.
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
I'm too porky for Medium, but surely there's someone out there who could give these garments a warm, loving, generous home.
Are you medium sized? Do you enjoy the colours blue and black? Well there are FOUR medium sized SPRAY tour T-shirts clogging up the Spray Warehouse, Archive & Visitor Centre.
Three "Granada" ones and one Failure Is Inevitable.
spray.bandcamp.com/merch/spray-...
Visit our Bandcamp anyway tho.
Three "Granada" ones and one Failure Is Inevitable.
spray.bandcamp.com/merch/spray-...
Visit our Bandcamp anyway tho.
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I'm too porky for Medium, but surely there's someone out there who could give these garments a warm, loving, generous home.
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We *are* very poetic.
Romantic words of wisdom, from @spraypopmusic.com:
"We're both indifferent and insignificant."
"It may be true that in the great scheme of things we're both douche canoes."
"We're both indifferent and insignificant."
"It may be true that in the great scheme of things we're both douche canoes."
November 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
We *are* very poetic.
Romantic words of wisdom, from @spraypopmusic.com:
"We're both indifferent and insignificant."
"It may be true that in the great scheme of things we're both douche canoes."
"We're both indifferent and insignificant."
"It may be true that in the great scheme of things we're both douche canoes."
November 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Romantic words of wisdom, from @spraypopmusic.com:
"We're both indifferent and insignificant."
"It may be true that in the great scheme of things we're both douche canoes."
"We're both indifferent and insignificant."
"It may be true that in the great scheme of things we're both douche canoes."
Age yourself with gaming
November 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Age yourself with gaming