Alex
@siouxdenimes.bsky.social
Tel: +1 (248) 434-5508
I'm the idiot some village is missing.
Here I sit, broken-hearted.
Paid a penny, but only contemplated the graffiti.
These are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
I'm the idiot some village is missing.
Here I sit, broken-hearted.
Paid a penny, but only contemplated the graffiti.
These are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
That’s a decent flick. Saw it years ago. Probably ought to watch it again soon.
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
That’s a decent flick. Saw it years ago. Probably ought to watch it again soon.
I don’t want anything ice cold in me!
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I don’t want anything ice cold in me!
Just listen to a few TISM albums first, next time.
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Just listen to a few TISM albums first, next time.
And you don’t know the horror, son
Of trying to shop in Morrisons
Of trying to shop in Morrisons
November 23, 2025 at 11:12 AM
And you don’t know the horror, son
Of trying to shop in Morrisons
Of trying to shop in Morrisons
I wonder if the rap will be changed to “do time”.
November 23, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I wonder if the rap will be changed to “do time”.
Pa nicked at the disco?
November 23, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Pa nicked at the disco?
You old romantic, you.
November 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
You old romantic, you.
What did you do or say to him to prompt that deer-in-the-headlights expression?
November 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
What did you do or say to him to prompt that deer-in-the-headlights expression?
What confuses me is how an Americano can have more calories than a double espresso, according to my local coffee shop’s calorie chart. An Americano is a double espresso diluted with water. Just what is in that water?
November 22, 2025 at 2:13 PM
What confuses me is how an Americano can have more calories than a double espresso, according to my local coffee shop’s calorie chart. An Americano is a double espresso diluted with water. Just what is in that water?
Do they habitually become stuck in domestic appliances?
November 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Do they habitually become stuck in domestic appliances?
Let the punishment fit the crime. Anyone who sets off fireworks on any day other than 5th November gets to go out the same way Guy Fawkes did.
November 22, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Let the punishment fit the crime. Anyone who sets off fireworks on any day other than 5th November gets to go out the same way Guy Fawkes did.
Have you ever seen any spotlights fall from the sky?
November 22, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Have you ever seen any spotlights fall from the sky?
She also likes Star Wars. She was sitting a few rows behind me at Leicester Square.
November 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
She also likes Star Wars. She was sitting a few rows behind me at Leicester Square.
Alright, what’s your address? I’ll be there tomorrow.
November 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Alright, what’s your address? I’ll be there tomorrow.
Hush. Just hand the money to the nice company.
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Hush. Just hand the money to the nice company.