Simon F Jones
@simonthankyou.bsky.social
Bath via 🏴. Mostly rugby and politics, which of course in Wales are totally separate things.
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Well played NYT. Well played
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Well played NYT. Well played
September 16, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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Well played NYT. Well played
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Well played NYT. Well played
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It’s that time again for my favourite genre of summer TikTok videos: Americans, Australians, East Asians and Africans who now live in England going “I am sorry I laughed at you and thought you were making it up when you said how hot it is here”
July 12, 2025 at 12:08 PM
It’s that time again for my favourite genre of summer TikTok videos: Americans, Australians, East Asians and Africans who now live in England going “I am sorry I laughed at you and thought you were making it up when you said how hot it is here”
Bear with me….
Accidental Partridge?
Accidental Partridge?
June 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Bear with me….
Accidental Partridge?
Accidental Partridge?
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There’s this muppet on TikTok who transcribes and then scats incredibly difficult jazz solos so well and I could not possibly love a thing more
March 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
There’s this muppet on TikTok who transcribes and then scats incredibly difficult jazz solos so well and I could not possibly love a thing more
Movies you’ve watched more than six times, using gifs.
(no big IP series movies)
(no big IP series movies)
April 26, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Movies you’ve watched more than six times, using gifs.
(no big IP series movies)
(no big IP series movies)
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[Alien family passing Earth]
*door lock noise*
*door lock noise*
July 27, 2023 at 3:29 PM
[Alien family passing Earth]
*door lock noise*
*door lock noise*
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Pirate beautician.
March 22, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Pirate beautician.
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SHOT
Wanna guess my major ?
Wanna guess my major ?
March 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
SHOT
Wanna guess my major ?
Wanna guess my major ?
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In light of Trump’s latest catastrophe, here’s a musical reinterpretation of the Star Spangled Banner by the brilliant Bill Bailey youtu.be/_dVFknALySA?...
Bill Bailey - Major / Minor (We Are Most Amused and Amazed 2018)
YouTube video by King's Trust Music
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March 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
In light of Trump’s latest catastrophe, here’s a musical reinterpretation of the Star Spangled Banner by the brilliant Bill Bailey youtu.be/_dVFknALySA?...
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I think people look at me strangely when I'm taking photographs of stairwells. If you get the angles just so, there's something almost Piranesi or Escher about them.
Taken yesterday at the Franz Gertsch Museum in Burgdorf.
#photography
Taken yesterday at the Franz Gertsch Museum in Burgdorf.
#photography
January 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I think people look at me strangely when I'm taking photographs of stairwells. If you get the angles just so, there's something almost Piranesi or Escher about them.
Taken yesterday at the Franz Gertsch Museum in Burgdorf.
#photography
Taken yesterday at the Franz Gertsch Museum in Burgdorf.
#photography
Quote tweet with a bridge from your gallery
January 24, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Quote tweet with a bridge from your gallery
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It's been a terrible week. A terrible, terrible week. The worst people on earth are full of energy and vigour, the best are defined by anxiety and self-doubt. Here are three simple rules to surviving the next four years, because by God we'll need them iandunt.substack.com/p/a-little-b...
A little bit of hope after a terrible week
A survival guide to the next four years.
iandunt.substack.com
January 10, 2025 at 12:00 PM
It's been a terrible week. A terrible, terrible week. The worst people on earth are full of energy and vigour, the best are defined by anxiety and self-doubt. Here are three simple rules to surviving the next four years, because by God we'll need them iandunt.substack.com/p/a-little-b...
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Woman: My husband hides things from me
Therapist Scooby Doo: Rhave ryou ried ripping ruh rmask roff ris rface
Therapist Scooby Doo: Rhave ryou ried ripping ruh rmask roff ris rface
January 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Woman: My husband hides things from me
Therapist Scooby Doo: Rhave ryou ried ripping ruh rmask roff ris rface
Therapist Scooby Doo: Rhave ryou ried ripping ruh rmask roff ris rface
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A list of sorely missed Victorian-era slang…
Got the morbs = temporary sadness
Gigglemug = always smiling
Scandal water = tea
Bitch the pot = pour the tea
Sauce-box = mouth
Cupid’s kettle drums = breasts
Dash my wig = OMG
Tight as a boiled owl = drunk
Poked up = embarrassed
Not up to dick = unwell
Got the morbs = temporary sadness
Gigglemug = always smiling
Scandal water = tea
Bitch the pot = pour the tea
Sauce-box = mouth
Cupid’s kettle drums = breasts
Dash my wig = OMG
Tight as a boiled owl = drunk
Poked up = embarrassed
Not up to dick = unwell
December 20, 2024 at 11:03 AM
A list of sorely missed Victorian-era slang…
Got the morbs = temporary sadness
Gigglemug = always smiling
Scandal water = tea
Bitch the pot = pour the tea
Sauce-box = mouth
Cupid’s kettle drums = breasts
Dash my wig = OMG
Tight as a boiled owl = drunk
Poked up = embarrassed
Not up to dick = unwell
Got the morbs = temporary sadness
Gigglemug = always smiling
Scandal water = tea
Bitch the pot = pour the tea
Sauce-box = mouth
Cupid’s kettle drums = breasts
Dash my wig = OMG
Tight as a boiled owl = drunk
Poked up = embarrassed
Not up to dick = unwell
November 23, 2024 at 6:13 PM