simonhair
@simonhair.bsky.social
I love looking at my phone. Just looking at my phone all day long, refreshing the same two awful websites while my body seizes up and I sink into another depression. That's livin' alright.
I've had my guitar since March and it still hasn't gone out of tune.
December 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I've had my guitar since March and it still hasn't gone out of tune.
Just bought some watercolours because I've decided to be an artist.
December 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Just bought some watercolours because I've decided to be an artist.
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We have written a special report looking at the people behind Reform in Wales.
This was a bizarre piece to write.
willhaywardwales.substack.com/p/special-re...
This was a bizarre piece to write.
willhaywardwales.substack.com/p/special-re...
Special report: Who are Reform in Wales?
We dived into the wild world of Reform UK in Cymru
willhaywardwales.substack.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:13 AM
We have written a special report looking at the people behind Reform in Wales.
This was a bizarre piece to write.
willhaywardwales.substack.com/p/special-re...
This was a bizarre piece to write.
willhaywardwales.substack.com/p/special-re...
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Timeline cleanse: Monte, the resident screech owl at the Howard County Conservancy, enjoying his daytime sleep on a chilly day-after-Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Timeline cleanse: Monte, the resident screech owl at the Howard County Conservancy, enjoying his daytime sleep on a chilly day-after-Thanksgiving.
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this is also another great onion newspaper ad
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
this is also another great onion newspaper ad
My favourite thing to do when buying a new guitar is leave all the plastic on just to annoy everyone. Yep.
November 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
My favourite thing to do when buying a new guitar is leave all the plastic on just to annoy everyone. Yep.
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My 7 year old just reached for a piece of pizza fresh out of the oven and exclaimed, in the same tone as an adult swearing…
“English folklore, that’s hot!”
I choked laughing ENGLISH FOLKLORE AS A SWEAR? WHO ARE YOU?!?
“English folklore, that’s hot!”
I choked laughing ENGLISH FOLKLORE AS A SWEAR? WHO ARE YOU?!?
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
My 7 year old just reached for a piece of pizza fresh out of the oven and exclaimed, in the same tone as an adult swearing…
“English folklore, that’s hot!”
I choked laughing ENGLISH FOLKLORE AS A SWEAR? WHO ARE YOU?!?
“English folklore, that’s hot!”
I choked laughing ENGLISH FOLKLORE AS A SWEAR? WHO ARE YOU?!?
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
I think next year instead of Blackpool they should take Strictly to Blackwood. Get 'em in the Miner's Institute.
November 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I think next year instead of Blackpool they should take Strictly to Blackwood. Get 'em in the Miner's Institute.
Instagram has become such an unusable piece of crap that I've started reading books.
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Instagram has become such an unusable piece of crap that I've started reading books.
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everyone who spent the 90s laboriously and lovingly making mixtapes just dissolved into ancient dust
November 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
everyone who spent the 90s laboriously and lovingly making mixtapes just dissolved into ancient dust
Dr Hook had some bangers.
Sorry, I meant badgers. They had pet badgers.
Sorry, I meant badgers. They had pet badgers.
November 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Dr Hook had some bangers.
Sorry, I meant badgers. They had pet badgers.
Sorry, I meant badgers. They had pet badgers.
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Fixed it for you. Idiots! If the exclusion is based on appearance then it will certainly impact cis folks as well as trans folks.
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Fixed it for you. Idiots! If the exclusion is based on appearance then it will certainly impact cis folks as well as trans folks.
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On this date in basketball history: November 19
A night of "Malice" at The Palace; the Lakers replace Paul Westhead with Pat Riley
A night of "Malice" at The Palace; the Lakers replace Paul Westhead with Pat Riley
On this date in basketball history: November 19
A night of "Malice" at The Palace; the Lakers replace Paul Westhead with Pat Riley
basketballlisted.com
November 19, 2025 at 9:09 AM
On this date in basketball history: November 19
A night of "Malice" at The Palace; the Lakers replace Paul Westhead with Pat Riley
A night of "Malice" at The Palace; the Lakers replace Paul Westhead with Pat Riley
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This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
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Shabana Mahmood is wrong - Another cowardly attack on immigrants does not hide the incompetence of the Starmer government.
Me, for the @newstatesman1913.bsky.social
www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk-...
Me, for the @newstatesman1913.bsky.social
www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk-...
Shabana Mahmood is wrong
Another cowardly attack on immigrants does not hide the incompetence of the Starmer government
www.newstatesman.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Shabana Mahmood is wrong - Another cowardly attack on immigrants does not hide the incompetence of the Starmer government.
Me, for the @newstatesman1913.bsky.social
www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk-...
Me, for the @newstatesman1913.bsky.social
www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk-...
Janet Jackson invented all the tik tok dances long before the technology was widely available.
November 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Janet Jackson invented all the tik tok dances long before the technology was widely available.
Some cheeky spider has webbed up a moth on my guitar case sometime over the last week. Burial tomorrow. RIP.
November 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Some cheeky spider has webbed up a moth on my guitar case sometime over the last week. Burial tomorrow. RIP.
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you think podcasting is easy? i’d like to see you have two ideas a week buddy
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 AM
you think podcasting is easy? i’d like to see you have two ideas a week buddy
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Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
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Here's another bit of conventional wisdom Zohran completely blew away: His speech was at well above a 10th-grade level. It was complex, erudite, punctuated by deep and fluent references. You don't have to condescend to voters with baby talk! Part of re-establishing norms is speaking like an adult.
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Here's another bit of conventional wisdom Zohran completely blew away: His speech was at well above a 10th-grade level. It was complex, erudite, punctuated by deep and fluent references. You don't have to condescend to voters with baby talk! Part of re-establishing norms is speaking like an adult.
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What if Wes Anderson made the 10th entry in a DTV action series?
The answer is SNIPER G.R.I.T. (2023)
The answer is SNIPER G.R.I.T. (2023)
October 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
What if Wes Anderson made the 10th entry in a DTV action series?
The answer is SNIPER G.R.I.T. (2023)
The answer is SNIPER G.R.I.T. (2023)
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the forced self-censorship gibberish we all have to do on social media now is having a devastating effect on the way people communicate with each other. nobody in a healthy society is saying "unalived"
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
the forced self-censorship gibberish we all have to do on social media now is having a devastating effect on the way people communicate with each other. nobody in a healthy society is saying "unalived"
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people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath