simone
@simonemoney.bsky.social
utd, cats, bikes
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biggest beer pong tournament on the east coast sign up here:
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Trying to write more:
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I can show you a full array of hot sauces that can guarantee at least 4 poops on company dollar a day
Whatever happened to, "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop, on company time."
December 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I can show you a full array of hot sauces that can guarantee at least 4 poops on company dollar a day
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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Whereas Dan Dakich is an idiot who’s useful to absolutely no one
December 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Whereas Dan Dakich is an idiot who’s useful to absolutely no one
I miss tweeting with Allan Ray
December 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I miss tweeting with Allan Ray
it's so hard to remember that on soundcloud 1991 is drum & bass and 1997 is house
December 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
it's so hard to remember that on soundcloud 1991 is drum & bass and 1997 is house
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I love this song
Aaron Rodgers calls out unnamed receivers for skipping film sessions, running the wrong routes.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Aaron Rodgers calls out unnamed receivers for skipping film sessions, running wrong routes
The Steelers are slumping.
www.nbcsports.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I love this song
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For reasons I cannot understand a Northwestern basketball game just tipped off in front of several dozen people at the United Center
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
For reasons I cannot understand a Northwestern basketball game just tipped off in front of several dozen people at the United Center
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I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
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Michigan freshman Oscar Goodman gets a huge slam and the bench completely loses it
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Michigan freshman Oscar Goodman gets a huge slam and the bench completely loses it
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Bolsonaro catching typhus, dengue, hantavirus, and the plague all at once like
a video game shows a person riding a skateboard on a red surface
Alt: a video game shows a person riding a skateboard on a red surface
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Bolsonaro catching typhus, dengue, hantavirus, and the plague all at once like
There's a lot of bad in this world but little can match Philips branding this blade as "360°"
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
There's a lot of bad in this world but little can match Philips branding this blade as "360°"
I put a small light on the bottom of my gravel bike and now everyone thinks it is an ebike
I'm increasingly feeling like the narrative around e-bikes is just spinning completely out of control.
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I put a small light on the bottom of my gravel bike and now everyone thinks it is an ebike
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"Gen Z Dutch maple syrup merchant Freek Schep"
It looks like about 15-20 vehicles turned out for the Halifax ostrich convoy led by Gen Z Dutch maple syrup merchant Freek Schep
The ostrich convoy was lined up along a highway on the outskirts of Halifax earlier this morning
The ostrich convoy was lined up along a highway on the outskirts of Halifax earlier this morning
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
"Gen Z Dutch maple syrup merchant Freek Schep"
Elite car to get shot on a highway for like 30 mins
November 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Elite car to get shot on a highway for like 30 mins
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The PlayStation NBA Creator Cup returns to Vegas Friday, December 12! 🔥
YPK Raye, Cam Wilder, Kris London, JDub, Carson Roney and MORE top hoops creators go head-to-head in a game unlike any other, hosted by Lethal Shooter and Da Kid Gowie, with SeanDoesMagic and Strictly BBall on the call!
YPK Raye, Cam Wilder, Kris London, JDub, Carson Roney and MORE top hoops creators go head-to-head in a game unlike any other, hosted by Lethal Shooter and Da Kid Gowie, with SeanDoesMagic and Strictly BBall on the call!
November 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Starting a men's rights group for everyone who's been pressured into owning linen sheets
November 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Starting a men's rights group for everyone who's been pressured into owning linen sheets
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Every photo of Scott McTominay’s post-Manchester United glow-up has been excellent. Adding “bicycle kick that possibly sends Scotland to its first World Cup since he was 2” to the list!
November 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Every photo of Scott McTominay’s post-Manchester United glow-up has been excellent. Adding “bicycle kick that possibly sends Scotland to its first World Cup since he was 2” to the list!
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*whispers* has Collinsworth acknowledged the possibility that the weather might be affecting Goff....like at all
November 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
*whispers* has Collinsworth acknowledged the possibility that the weather might be affecting Goff....like at all
Finally did it, ran into a pedestrian with over ear headphones walking blindly into the bike lane.
November 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Finally did it, ran into a pedestrian with over ear headphones walking blindly into the bike lane.
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it was the "Rocky Run" in philly this past weekend and I rode through it and legit saw this exact scenario play out for 10 people who should not be trying to run 10 miles
November 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
it was the "Rocky Run" in philly this past weekend and I rode through it and legit saw this exact scenario play out for 10 people who should not be trying to run 10 miles
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Earned this one.
November 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Earned this one.