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utd, cats, bikes
biggest beer pong tournament on the east coast sign up here:
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Trying to write more:
https://substack.com/@simoneskies
Thanks ten hag
December 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
8 miles on the ole gravel bike to work, most reliable vehicle in town
December 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
There's a lot of bad in this world but little can match Philips branding this blade as "360°"
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
My footie tourism kick upped it to 9 outside the states, honestly vicarage road was kinda my favorite.
Both dutch ones (Utrecht + feyenoord) pretty dope tho.
November 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
brutal sign making day, we move
November 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
instant irish hero
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
me every night
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
October 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Ange gonna have nightmares about this tn
September 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Is it?
September 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
but it's a kei truck
September 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
hard to listen to Disturbed without thinking of @diceceo.bsky.social FPSL rant in your head
August 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
None of the social media in the world or the 30 people texting me about United losing can make me tune out my dad's optimism
August 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Trump take Sunderland kit
August 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This casual ESPN app update goes crazy for bundesliga
August 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Trump take sun glasses
August 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
this was my most recent one... 10/10 do not recommend.
August 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
playing @diceceo.bsky.social bingo and trying to figure out how many of these names he knows
not counting FaZe I am going with 5/13
August 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
For some reason superman is cancelled and Frisbee is not
July 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
someone on a scooter pulled up at the grocery store to see this and said, "nice bike" and I just said "I think I would have bought less if I had a scooter" and I still can't tell which side I was selling here.
July 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
European office - " hey I know a nice lil spot for some outdoor drinks on a quiet street near the office "
American office - " yeah the one near the maggianos, you can get there right off 476 "
June 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Fuckin wanker
June 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
if I were an american public school trying to improve on this type of rack situation, would this whole manual be necessary? or is there a snippet for just simple parking situations like a school.
June 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
June 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
June 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM