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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
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This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
October 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
The company whose constant collection of personal data caused the Cambridge Analytica scandal breaking privacy rules? What an absolute shocker.
August 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The company whose constant collection of personal data caused the Cambridge Analytica scandal breaking privacy rules? What an absolute shocker.
Do I have to pretend to be shocked anymore?
August 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Do I have to pretend to be shocked anymore?
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AI will never be of any danger guys, don't worry
August 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
AI will never be of any danger guys, don't worry
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August 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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I love that Apple Music is the only music service that seems to acknowledge that she is definitely not saying poker face in the second line
August 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I love that Apple Music is the only music service that seems to acknowledge that she is definitely not saying poker face in the second line
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Hulk Hogan’s Spasming Cadaver Body-Slams Mortician
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Hulk Hogan’s Spasming Cadaver Body-Slams Mortician
CLEARWATER, FL—After undergoing a medical emergency and dying last week at the age of 71, Hulk Hogan’s spasming cadaver reportedly lifted a mortician high above its head Monday and body-slammed the professional. “At approximately 1:34 p.m., Hulk Hogan’s deceased corpse underwent spontaneous convulsions, at which point the cadaver bolted upright, ripped off its body bag, […]
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August 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Hulk Hogan’s Spasming Cadaver Body-Slams Mortician
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CEO pay is up 1,085% since 1978, while typical worker pay is up just 24%.
Why do we always hear "we can't afford to pay our workers more" but never "we can't afford to pay our CEO more"?
Why do we always hear "we can't afford to pay our workers more" but never "we can't afford to pay our CEO more"?
August 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
CEO pay is up 1,085% since 1978, while typical worker pay is up just 24%.
Why do we always hear "we can't afford to pay our workers more" but never "we can't afford to pay our CEO more"?
Why do we always hear "we can't afford to pay our workers more" but never "we can't afford to pay our CEO more"?
This channel is genuinely a threat to the British institution. We've prided ourselves for years on our (mostly) lack of politically-motivated news and ads, Reform seems set on demolishing this precedent... www.telegraph.co.uk/business/202...
GB News overtakes BBC for the first time
TV channel hails ‘seismic moment, not just for us, but for British broadcasting’
www.telegraph.co.uk
August 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
This channel is genuinely a threat to the British institution. We've prided ourselves for years on our (mostly) lack of politically-motivated news and ads, Reform seems set on demolishing this precedent... www.telegraph.co.uk/business/202...
Rebuttal: Hulk Hogan
July 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Rebuttal: Hulk Hogan
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Looking up porn on your (govt!) work computer is an insane level of horny. 14 year old boys when the SI swimsuit issue arrives are not this horny
Ryan Walters, the Oklahoma schools chief who wants bibles in the classroom and Christianity taught to kids, just got caught watching adult content.
On his work computer.
During a Board of Education meeting.
Read that again.
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On his work computer.
During a Board of Education meeting.
Read that again.
www.friendlyatheist.com/p/ryan-walte...
Ryan Walters' TV displayed "nude women" during a meeting. Now he's blaming the media.
The Oklahoma schools chief who crusades against smut now faces an investigation into his own explicit screen time
www.friendlyatheist.com
July 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Looking up porn on your (govt!) work computer is an insane level of horny. 14 year old boys when the SI swimsuit issue arrives are not this horny
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Historical Tidbit of the Day: In the before times, there was this notion that civil rights extended to people one disagreed with.
July 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Historical Tidbit of the Day: In the before times, there was this notion that civil rights extended to people one disagreed with.
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A reminder of how long ago April 2023 was: X was still Twitter back then. And yet the government thinks nothing of enough significance has happened since to make it review whether it should use X...!
Oh, this is good: Lib Dem peer @markpackuk.bsky.social asked the Government "whether they have considered creating a Gov.uk account on Bluesky, and if so, when that consideration took place, and what the outcome was."
The answer reveals that Govt use of X hasn't been reviewed since April 2023...
The answer reveals that Govt use of X hasn't been reviewed since April 2023...
July 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
A reminder of how long ago April 2023 was: X was still Twitter back then. And yet the government thinks nothing of enough significance has happened since to make it review whether it should use X...!
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The dam has burst
July 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The dam has burst
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EPA To Drop 'E,' 'P' From Name
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July 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
EPA To Drop 'E,' 'P' From Name
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When the people who exist to distribute power and to keep power in check are "obstructing" you, that's called democracy mate
July 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
When the people who exist to distribute power and to keep power in check are "obstructing" you, that's called democracy mate
There is so much to take in here
July 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
There is so much to take in here
I love that Google's Find Hub knows what my Beats earbuds look like, but not thieir own phone.
I don't think phones have looked like that in about 7 years...
I don't think phones have looked like that in about 7 years...
July 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I love that Google's Find Hub knows what my Beats earbuds look like, but not thieir own phone.
I don't think phones have looked like that in about 7 years...
I don't think phones have looked like that in about 7 years...
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Lack Of Concrete Dinner Plans Leaves Power Vacuum Filled By Radical Pro-Tapas Fanatics theonion.com/lack-of...
July 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Lack Of Concrete Dinner Plans Leaves Power Vacuum Filled By Radical Pro-Tapas Fanatics theonion.com/lack-of...
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NO WAY!! ITS UNBELIEVABLE!!
ITS IMPOSSIBLE!!
The Agent of Chaos, the Shadow of Mayhem, Loki's favorite mongrel of mischief from the #DivergenceSMP. . . .
IS on TWITCH?!?!
Go drop him a follow at
www.twitch.tv/sillyc...
and tell him I said he had to follow you back!
ITS IMPOSSIBLE!!
The Agent of Chaos, the Shadow of Mayhem, Loki's favorite mongrel of mischief from the #DivergenceSMP. . . .
IS on TWITCH?!?!
Go drop him a follow at
www.twitch.tv/sillyc...
and tell him I said he had to follow you back!
July 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
NO WAY!! ITS UNBELIEVABLE!!
ITS IMPOSSIBLE!!
The Agent of Chaos, the Shadow of Mayhem, Loki's favorite mongrel of mischief from the #DivergenceSMP. . . .
IS on TWITCH?!?!
Go drop him a follow at
www.twitch.tv/sillyc...
and tell him I said he had to follow you back!
ITS IMPOSSIBLE!!
The Agent of Chaos, the Shadow of Mayhem, Loki's favorite mongrel of mischief from the #DivergenceSMP. . . .
IS on TWITCH?!?!
Go drop him a follow at
www.twitch.tv/sillyc...
and tell him I said he had to follow you back!