Guildencrantz
@sigh.lol
Platform Engineer trying to prevent Software Engineers from inflicting themselves on others.
LEGO. Coffee. Huffing filament fumes.
Roll Wave!
Up the Pids!
LEGO. Coffee. Huffing filament fumes.
Roll Wave!
Up the Pids!
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A book from the 19th century that depicts the Rhine Valley by creating an impression of three-dimensionality and spatial distance.
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
December 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
A book from the 19th century that depicts the Rhine Valley by creating an impression of three-dimensionality and spatial distance.
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
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a different president once said "i ask you to judge me by the enemies i have made."
anyway,
anyway,
December 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
a different president once said "i ask you to judge me by the enemies i have made."
anyway,
anyway,
@annettew.bsky.social just saw the "Bracket Case: Most Christmassy Movie" listing and I thought it was _ChristmEssy_ and now I want next year's bracket case to find the messiest christmas movie.
December 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
@annettew.bsky.social just saw the "Bracket Case: Most Christmassy Movie" listing and I thought it was _ChristmEssy_ and now I want next year's bracket case to find the messiest christmas movie.
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Words containing "meow"
Meow
Meows
Meowed
Homeowners
Meowing
Meow
Meows
Meowed
Homeowners
Meowing
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Words containing "meow"
Meow
Meows
Meowed
Homeowners
Meowing
Meow
Meows
Meowed
Homeowners
Meowing
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Folks with Diabetes!
There is an urgent recall on some FreeStyle Libre 3 and FreeStyle Libre 3 Plus sensors because they are showing false low glucose readings.
Check your sensor serial numbers at freestylecheck.com
There is an urgent recall on some FreeStyle Libre 3 and FreeStyle Libre 3 Plus sensors because they are showing false low glucose readings.
Check your sensor serial numbers at freestylecheck.com
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freestylecheck.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Folks with Diabetes!
There is an urgent recall on some FreeStyle Libre 3 and FreeStyle Libre 3 Plus sensors because they are showing false low glucose readings.
Check your sensor serial numbers at freestylecheck.com
There is an urgent recall on some FreeStyle Libre 3 and FreeStyle Libre 3 Plus sensors because they are showing false low glucose readings.
Check your sensor serial numbers at freestylecheck.com
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Who’s gonna tell ‘em
November 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Who’s gonna tell ‘em
We saw a pair of fire trucks up the street responding to a fire alarm so I assume the same was going on there.
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
We saw a pair of fire trucks up the street responding to a fire alarm so I assume the same was going on there.
Overheard through a bedroom wall, or spoken to a dog?
"You just want a ball in your mouth and a butt skritch?"
"You just want a ball in your mouth and a butt skritch?"
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Overheard through a bedroom wall, or spoken to a dog?
"You just want a ball in your mouth and a butt skritch?"
"You just want a ball in your mouth and a butt skritch?"
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This is how you get that archaeologist you’ve been into to lick you
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This is how you get that archaeologist you’ve been into to lick you
I miss The Red Green Show.
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I miss The Red Green Show.
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You can kitbash a little Cow Tools. as a treat.
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
You can kitbash a little Cow Tools. as a treat.
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love.
I _love_ Hackers (it's by zoom background), but Sneakers is should not be slept on.
I _love_ Hackers (it's by zoom background), but Sneakers is should not be slept on.
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love.
I _love_ Hackers (it's by zoom background), but Sneakers is should not be slept on.
I _love_ Hackers (it's by zoom background), but Sneakers is should not be slept on.
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Good morning. In the past 24 hours, more Americans have Googled “felching” than have searched for “turkey recipes”
November 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Good morning. In the past 24 hours, more Americans have Googled “felching” than have searched for “turkey recipes”
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magazines are allowed to run “best of all time” polls only in the issue where they announce they’re ceasing to publish (bcz editors & editorial board are all going to jail)
November 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
magazines are allowed to run “best of all time” polls only in the issue where they announce they’re ceasing to publish (bcz editors & editorial board are all going to jail)
I find this easier to accept as a "taco" when I let my inner voice use the British pronunciation.
"Ah yes, it's just spelled the same but is not in any way actually the same, even in pronunciation."
"Ah yes, it's just spelled the same but is not in any way actually the same, even in pronunciation."
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I find this easier to accept as a "taco" when I let my inner voice use the British pronunciation.
"Ah yes, it's just spelled the same but is not in any way actually the same, even in pronunciation."
"Ah yes, it's just spelled the same but is not in any way actually the same, even in pronunciation."
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I don't play DND but if I did I'd seduce the dragons and we'd win the dungeons.
November 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I don't play DND but if I did I'd seduce the dragons and we'd win the dungeons.
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Reminder to schedule a colonoscopy
November 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Reminder to schedule a colonoscopy
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I keep saying this but it’s at least very interesting that many doctors didn’t think ADHD persisted into adulthood until you couldn’t buy Ritalin over the counter anymore and most people stopped smoking.
yeah tbh I’d really rather be on ADHD meds and NOT have to develop a two pack a day cigarette habit as someone who’s never smoked before just to function
I guess I can drink twelve coffees a day while chain smoking if you want me to do this in a socially acceptable manner, I just don't see how that's better for my physical or mental health than Vyvanse, y'know?
November 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I keep saying this but it’s at least very interesting that many doctors didn’t think ADHD persisted into adulthood until you couldn’t buy Ritalin over the counter anymore and most people stopped smoking.
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when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
I kind of want to print this and genocide mayo to hang in my office.
Sometimes I actually agree when people say Bluesky is the most insufferable social network.
November 15, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I kind of want to print this and genocide mayo to hang in my office.
It was almost 20 years ago the first time a friend reached out for advice on an article proposal she'd received. Her question: is there anything innovative in what is clearly a PR proposal?
We need more people asking this question before buying the PR and spinning it out as news.
We need more people asking this question before buying the PR and spinning it out as news.
I’ll say this much: This reads exactly like what it is: people who discovered romance five years ago and decided they had all kinds of amazing new ideas to “fix” it. Connections between books? That feel kind of cozy to the reader? How did no one ever think of that?? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/b...
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
It was almost 20 years ago the first time a friend reached out for advice on an article proposal she'd received. Her question: is there anything innovative in what is clearly a PR proposal?
We need more people asking this question before buying the PR and spinning it out as news.
We need more people asking this question before buying the PR and spinning it out as news.
TFW you think today's the day that @antonyjohnston.bsky.social's The Dog Sitter Detective's Christmas Tail was supposed to come out and then you learn it's actually _next_ Thursday 😭
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
TFW you think today's the day that @antonyjohnston.bsky.social's The Dog Sitter Detective's Christmas Tail was supposed to come out and then you learn it's actually _next_ Thursday 😭