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Guildencrantz
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Platform Engineer trying to prevent Software Engineers from inflicting themselves on others.

LEGO. Coffee. Huffing filament fumes.

Roll Wave!
Up the Pids!
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love.

I _love_ Hackers (it's by zoom background), but Sneakers is should not be slept on.
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
November 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Winter is coming.
November 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
?
October 31, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Google news alerts are _horrible_ at selecting companion photos, but this one is almost funny.
October 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I kind of wish they'd given this one out because I read it as "Alfalfa".
September 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
There's thunder so I've been pressed into service as an Emotional Support Human.
September 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
It was a lack of emergency preparedness and consideration of dangers that was cited in the deaths of Gus Grissom, Ed White, and Roger B. Chaffee.
September 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
You can find Duchesse everywhere.
August 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Part of my reservation about the #Rapids96 throwback kit: I need more teams that aren't green! I don't even have a @uvmathletics.bsky.social scarf. And thankfully? @tulaneu.bsky.social doesn't have a soccer team.

Shout out to @vermontgreenfc.bsky.social and @denversummit.bsky.social
July 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
It's possible that the fact Petunia's a Samoyed contributes to the confusion people feel when they hear her referred to as Tuna.
July 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
My Fantastic Four
July 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context
July 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Before tonight's #Rapids96 game:

Rachel: Are these [light blue] earrings too much [with a light blue dress and light blue necklace]?
Me: ...
Rachel: I want to support the team!
ME: Yeah, I just don't understand "too much"?
July 13, 2025 at 4:22 AM
July 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I was not prepared.
May 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
May 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
You know it's bad when Drew's calling out the goals conceded in the final five of the halves.

#Rapids96
May 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
*taps the sign*
May 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
It's hard being a Chihuahua in Colorado.
April 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I've got LEGO daffodils on my work windowsill year round, but I love the weeks when I can look down on the real ones,
April 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Apparently NYT isn't powered off the full ICE dictionary.
April 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
March 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Djordje!

#Rapids96
March 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Back at the Park is always an extra layer of awesome. #Rapids96
March 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM