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Platform Engineer trying to prevent Software Engineers from inflicting themselves on others.

LEGO. Coffee. Huffing filament fumes.

Roll Wave!
Up the Pids!
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Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love.

I _love_ Hackers (it's by zoom background), but Sneakers is should not be slept on.
The movie poster for Sneakers (1992) is simply can't names and credits on white, with the cast peaking out from under a curled paper effect. It doesn't do the movie justice.
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Peter Griffin skin tone chart meme: The 3 light tones are labeled "Good Hire" while the three dark tones are labeled "Bad Hire".
November 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Winter is coming.
A tan Chihuahua head sticking out from a nest of blankets. You'll know it's full winter when even the head isn't visible.
November 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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A very poorly edited version of the 1-800-GOT-JUNK? image that replaces their truck with the worst truck I could think of for trying to haul things: a cybertruck.
October 31, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Google news alerts are _horrible_ at selecting companion photos, but this one is almost funny.
A Google news alert about Taskmaster (the TV show) accompanied by a graphic of Taskmaster (the Mavel comic character). Nobody tell Kim Hu.
October 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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I kind of wish they'd given this one out because I read it as "Alfalfa".
Carl Switzer as Alfalfa in The Little Rascals
September 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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There's thunder so I've been pressed into service as an Emotional Support Human.
A floofy white Samoyed, tongue nervously panting, lays on a bearded and bespectacled middle aged man.
September 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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It was a lack of emergency preparedness and consideration of dangers that was cited in the deaths of Gus Grissom, Ed White, and Roger B. Chaffee.
Gus Grissom, Ed White, and Roger B. Chaffee in front of the launch pad containing their AS-204 space vehicle.
September 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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You can find Duchesse everywhere.
Duchesses beer at a Uniqlo in Tokyo.
August 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Part of my reservation about the #Rapids96 throwback kit: I need more teams that aren't green! I don't even have a @uvmathletics.bsky.social scarf. And thankfully? @tulaneu.bsky.social doesn't have a soccer team.

Shout out to @vermontgreenfc.bsky.social and @denversummit.bsky.social
Four primarily green football (world) scarves: Vermont Green FC Denver NWSL Denver Summit woven Dunver Summit fleece (with excellent contour lines). Missing: UVM's scarf.
July 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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It's possible that the fact Petunia's a Samoyed contributes to the confusion people feel when they hear her referred to as Tuna.
A ridiculous cloud of a dog with the classic "Sammy smile". Her name is Tuna.
July 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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My Fantastic Four
Ben Folds Five
July 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context
A fluffy white dog eating out of a blue snuffle mat while wearing a yellow bib.
July 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Before tonight's #Rapids96 game:

Rachel: Are these [light blue] earrings too much [with a light blue dress and light blue necklace]?
Me: ...
Rachel: I want to support the team!
ME: Yeah, I just don't understand "too much"?
A middle aged, graying, white dude with a beard and glasses wearing an official Colorado Rapids burgundy and blue hat, an official Colorado Rapids 2023 burgundy jersey, a season member scarf, and even a Tissot Quickster Chronograph Football watch, with a red dial. You can't see the rapids socks or the sambas (just black and white, for now).
July 13, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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The face of a white floof (Samoyed) bleeping on a white bed. A tan Chihuahua in a crochet basket bed.
July 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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I was not prepared.
Dark Crystal was terrifying back in the day. Look at those skeksis teeth!
May 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Scene from the movie Major League where a bucket of KFC is attempted, rather than a live sacrificial chicken.
May 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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You know it's bad when Drew's calling out the goals conceded in the final five of the halves.

#Rapids96
Dick's Sporting Goods Park board showing "Drew's Keys To The Match" where #3 is "Final 5" because the Pids can't not concede in the final five of the first half, and like to do it during the final five of the second for funsies too.
May 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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*taps the sign*
Travel style poster stating "don't put the fluffy cows".
May 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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It's hard being a Chihuahua in Colorado.
A gray blanket on a gray ottoman. There's a white Chihuahua face in the blanket.
April 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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I've got LEGO daffodils on my work windowsill year round, but I love the weeks when I can look down on the real ones,
Out of focus in the foreground is a LEGO daffodil, but centered is a newly leafing Elm surrounded by real daffodils.
April 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Apparently NYT isn't powered off the full ICE dictionary.
NYT Spelling Bee saying "Cellable" is not in their word list.
April 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Corgi Mihailovic?
March 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Djordje!

#Rapids96
March 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Back at the Park is always an extra layer of awesome. #Rapids96
The horrible Dick's Sporting Goods Park board showing the "Simba Cam" with somebody holding up a corgi (it's Bark and the Park).
March 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM