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We Used CRISPR To Create A Real Life Mr Bean. You Won’t Believe How Fast He Died Of Sepsis.
March 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
We Used CRISPR To Create A Real Life Mr Bean. You Won’t Believe How Fast He Died Of Sepsis.
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Gamergate was America's Dreyfus Affair lmao
feels like we're very close to some kind of singularity collapse here
March 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Gamergate was America's Dreyfus Affair lmao
koom valley is the boyne much more than the alamo right
March 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
koom valley is the boyne much more than the alamo right
adopting the public position of nuance understander without taking an interest in the difference between malice and ignorance on the part of people whose nuances you claim mastery of pretty much always makes you look dishonest at best
March 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
adopting the public position of nuance understander without taking an interest in the difference between malice and ignorance on the part of people whose nuances you claim mastery of pretty much always makes you look dishonest at best
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I just don't think governors should have podcasts and it's the only reason why I've never run
March 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I just don't think governors should have podcasts and it's the only reason why I've never run
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Well, I believe in the Bean, the Chicago hotdog, Italian beef dipped, the Sears Tower... the hangin' curveball... deep dish... good Malort... I believe Mrs. O'Leary's cow acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing dibs and the designated hitter
March 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Well, I believe in the Bean, the Chicago hotdog, Italian beef dipped, the Sears Tower... the hangin' curveball... deep dish... good Malort... I believe Mrs. O'Leary's cow acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing dibs and the designated hitter
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"This Parking Spot Reserved For Mr. Suck Ya Dick"
March 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
"This Parking Spot Reserved For Mr. Suck Ya Dick"
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rfk jr. coughing up a whole flattened armadillo with tire tread marks on it and suddenly talking normal
March 1, 2025 at 6:17 AM
rfk jr. coughing up a whole flattened armadillo with tire tread marks on it and suddenly talking normal
“so you want the billionaires to keep more of it?” is an unstoppable force punching through all “pro athletes are overpaid” sentiments in any context
February 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
“so you want the billionaires to keep more of it?” is an unstoppable force punching through all “pro athletes are overpaid” sentiments in any context
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I really love that "succeeding in finishing an authored experience designed to be finished and enjoyed" is such a marker of resilience and character. I'm going to eat a meal at a high-end restaurant and call myself a survivalist.
February 25, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I really love that "succeeding in finishing an authored experience designed to be finished and enjoyed" is such a marker of resilience and character. I'm going to eat a meal at a high-end restaurant and call myself a survivalist.
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Well, I guess they’re just bots and I’ve reached the age where I can’t discern it anymore. Does anyone want my credit card number
February 26, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Well, I guess they’re just bots and I’ve reached the age where I can’t discern it anymore. Does anyone want my credit card number
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Once a month a respected newspaper or magazine will run a piece that’s like, “We must acknowledge the uncomfortable truth that women be shoppin,” and someone with a Pulitzer will share it like, “Trenchant and brave.”
February 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Once a month a respected newspaper or magazine will run a piece that’s like, “We must acknowledge the uncomfortable truth that women be shoppin,” and someone with a Pulitzer will share it like, “Trenchant and brave.”
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I don’t know if Google can top this, their finest work to date
February 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I don’t know if Google can top this, their finest work to date
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For years, DoorDash cheated its delivery workers by using customers' tips to meet its workers’ guaranteed pay instead of giving them the tips they earned.
Today, we're making DoorDash pay $16.75 million that will go back into the pockets of tens of thousands of workers.
Today, we're making DoorDash pay $16.75 million that will go back into the pockets of tens of thousands of workers.
February 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
For years, DoorDash cheated its delivery workers by using customers' tips to meet its workers’ guaranteed pay instead of giving them the tips they earned.
Today, we're making DoorDash pay $16.75 million that will go back into the pockets of tens of thousands of workers.
Today, we're making DoorDash pay $16.75 million that will go back into the pockets of tens of thousands of workers.
earnestly love to read authoritative claims diagnosing what a given post is “really” “for” but i wish it was more common for claimants to specify whether they’re talking about what compelled op to author it vs who’s eagerly consuming it
February 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
earnestly love to read authoritative claims diagnosing what a given post is “really” “for” but i wish it was more common for claimants to specify whether they’re talking about what compelled op to author it vs who’s eagerly consuming it
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YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
February 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
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"Donald, if you're, uh, seeing this recording, you tried to abandon your post while the station's self-destruct sequence was engaged. That, you're not doing that Jack. You lost control of Terok Nor, disgracing yourself and Cardassia. Contemplate, y'know, the thing, and die like a Cardassian."
February 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
"Donald, if you're, uh, seeing this recording, you tried to abandon your post while the station's self-destruct sequence was engaged. That, you're not doing that Jack. You lost control of Terok Nor, disgracing yourself and Cardassia. Contemplate, y'know, the thing, and die like a Cardassian."
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whenever young people ask me for advice, i always recommend that they carry some cash on them. it's easy to understand why they don't, since almost everything now can be bought with a credit card or a mobile app. but what it means for me is that they're more difficult to hold up and rob in the park
February 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
whenever young people ask me for advice, i always recommend that they carry some cash on them. it's easy to understand why they don't, since almost everything now can be bought with a credit card or a mobile app. but what it means for me is that they're more difficult to hold up and rob in the park
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average bsky interaction
irony poisoned twitter expat (sinner): wait why does the alfred chicken amiga theme go kinda crazy thoooooo
twice divorced woman with a teaching degree who otherwise only posts abt politics manifesting seemingly out of nowhere: You're a sick person. You're seriously sick.
irony poisoned twitter expat (sinner): wait why does the alfred chicken amiga theme go kinda crazy thoooooo
twice divorced woman with a teaching degree who otherwise only posts abt politics manifesting seemingly out of nowhere: You're a sick person. You're seriously sick.
February 19, 2025 at 5:39 AM
average bsky interaction
irony poisoned twitter expat (sinner): wait why does the alfred chicken amiga theme go kinda crazy thoooooo
twice divorced woman with a teaching degree who otherwise only posts abt politics manifesting seemingly out of nowhere: You're a sick person. You're seriously sick.
irony poisoned twitter expat (sinner): wait why does the alfred chicken amiga theme go kinda crazy thoooooo
twice divorced woman with a teaching degree who otherwise only posts abt politics manifesting seemingly out of nowhere: You're a sick person. You're seriously sick.
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"kamala harris doesn't owe you anything" that's actually not true. and if you believe that then I don't think we agree on what politicians are for
February 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
"kamala harris doesn't owe you anything" that's actually not true. and if you believe that then I don't think we agree on what politicians are for
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the old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is a normal time.
February 19, 2025 at 7:22 AM
the old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is a normal time.
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democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
February 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
i have a big pile of steam games i've always meant to get to. soliciting recommendations for where to start, from anyone and everyone
list to follow
list to follow
February 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
i have a big pile of steam games i've always meant to get to. soliciting recommendations for where to start, from anyone and everyone
list to follow
list to follow