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Matthew
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enjoyer of cats
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December 4, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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It’s #Caturday 😻

Here’s Frederick celebrating.
Legs dangling. Judgement imminent!
November 29, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Mamdani got him so hot and bothered that he had to change clothes for the first time since Home Alone 2
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
lol
November 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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dude i love cats. look at this
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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The hammer gifs are funny. Keep crying!
a group of construction workers are hammering a wall with a cartoon character in the background .
Alt: a group of construction workers are hammering a wall with a cartoon character in the background .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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The only way we will win a better world is not only leftism for America, but internationalism. “Researchers who have anything to do with China should have their careers ended” is a bipartisan position, and it can’t be anymore. If we live in a fragmented world, it will burn in our lifetime
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 AM
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Chris Murphy thank you for reading
November 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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“... We want you to listen to us. We refuse to be sacrificed for agribusiness... Our forest is not for sale. We are the ones who protect the climate, and the Amazon cannot continue to be destroyed to enrich large corporations.”
Protesters block entrance to COP30 climate talks in Brazil
About 100 protesters blocked an entrance to the United Nations climate conference on the edge of the Brazilian Amazon Friday morning.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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When a far right pundit on a CNN panel with me ‘joked’ about my beeper going off live on air & then got banned by CNN, Megyn Kelly had him on her show & they both laughed about it.

Yet here is Kelly getting super offended when someone else makes the beeper threat against her. Oh, the hypocrisy.
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
If you'd asked me a week ago what Trump and Monica Lewinsky have in common I gotta say I wouldn't have guessed it was this lol
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Bingo
Every "population crisis" article in western media is just "WHERE ARE THE WHITE BABIES" in disguise and we absolutely do not have to give any credence to any of them
November 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
liberalism is a pro capitalist right of center ideology

"Uhm actually communism is illiberal and antithetical to liberalism 😏"

Yes thats what I said
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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The soft pedaling language being used to describe the men in the Epstein files is enraging.

They didn’t “have sex with underage girls”.

They raped them.

Sex implies consent.

The survivors deserve better than this. Use the correct language. Say what these men did.
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Liberals are right-wingers and a "D" in front of their name doesn't make them your friend, let this whole circus help you internalize that if you haven't already.

Almost every politician across the board loves their job more than they love you.
November 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
At least we achieved nothing whatsoever and it only cost us infinitely more than it was worth
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
No one loves seeing right-wingers win and Americans lose more than liberals
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
There's something poetic about a deeply entrenched oligarch exiting stage right at the same time that an actually principled populist is entering the political main stage from the left, but I don't write poetry I just hate Nancy Pelosi
November 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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i just started Tower Dungeon. the stonework in this is fascinating. it feels as though the stone built the landscape, the humans and other creatures are a secondary ecology. it has the spirit of Blame!, but the lens here renders it as much more surreal.
November 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Me on the phone: "Hello Kash Pat—"

*clears throat*

Me, but this time in Yosemite Sam's voice so no one suspects I'm an immigrant: "Well, consarn it, HELLO there, Kash Patel! I got me a rip-roarin’, rootin’-tootin’ case that’s hotter than a billy goat in a pepper patch!”
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM