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Matthew
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enjoyer of cats
Thank goodness you aren't Boney Mike tho
December 7, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The trick you're probably missing is having an 8 year old son to destroy using your fully developed adult brain, in fact by now I could probably beat almost any unprepared 2nd grader, not to brag or anything
December 7, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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🤣🤣🤣
December 4, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Whimpering 14 words
November 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Images of Homer Simpson saying yet keep flashing in front of this post for some reason
November 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I wish there was a word for the feeling you get when the worst most immoral people you've ever seen start playing the, "I'm so scared 🥺 why are people bullying me, I feel targeted and in danger 🥺🥺"
November 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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The hammer gifs are funny. Keep crying!
a group of construction workers are hammering a wall with a cartoon character in the background .
Alt: a group of construction workers are hammering a wall with a cartoon character in the background .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
No, it's everything
November 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Rich coming from the onionfolk
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM